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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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raise your vibrations

pray to the sun, our Father, the Christ

walk in nature and say hello to mother Gaia

drink water

spread peace

spread love

we are one

prepare for ascension shift
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Me too but i wann help ppl that feel lost
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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how 'bout those 72 virgins?

you aren't forgetting about them, are you?

you don't want to miss out on all that fun.....

cruise
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I hope he realizes those virgins are
like 5 and 6 years old.
Just like Mohamed likes them
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.
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Our last incarnation in this! I had a dream looooooooooong ago!

And they all monitor me! THEY KNOW!!!

THEY LOST!!
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I don't think they feel they lost. If they did, they'd be changing, unless they're incredibly foolish. Or maybe they think they can change what will happen. I don't know what they think, but every fiber deep within me tells me no matter what they think they know or what they think they can do...they're only fooling themselves. It's going to happen no matter what, and woe is them!
"What you do to others, you do to yourself".

It would be interesting to hear about your dream! I'm with you on the incarnation, too!
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I have lived with greed and selfishness for half a lifetime, only being treated well when i was "making money", my mother will hopefully burn in hell for all the misery put upon us by the man she married. Both only care about money and the material things, both think that a douchebag cheater like Tiger Woods is high on their list of who's great simply because he golfs well, or used to. It is disgusting how people will lie, cheat and steal and then try to hold their heads up in honor for those actions, oh the irony!! Nothing in this world is good except the love we share, which covers a large spectrum.
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Sounds like my family members.The dollar is all that matters.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
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"Beam" me away aliens!

See you out there guys!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I already ascended last year.

Where are you guy's?

What's the hold up?

Your all about as fast as a herd of turtles wearing lead boots!

There's a wedding and a huge party ya know!!

Hurry the fuck up! before you miss the whole dang show.

Ok ..I gtg now ,they're serving coffee and donuts at the altercharlie
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.
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Our last incarnation in this! I had a dream looooooooooong ago!

And they all monitor me! THEY KNOW!!!

THEY LOST!!
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I don't think they feel they lost. If they did, they'd be changing, unless they're incredibly foolish. Or maybe they think they can change what will happen. I don't know what they think, but every fiber deep within me tells me no matter what they think they know or what they think they can do...they're only fooling themselves. It's going to happen no matter what, and woe is them!
"What you do to others, you do to yourself".

It would be interesting to hear about your dream! I'm with you on the incarnation, too!
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I could not say it to you!

But notice the Sun! The Sun is super shinny!

It's comming! I'm from Brazil! I grew up looking at the Sun!

Beaches all around!

The Sun is completely different!!

Pray to It! Ask for nice rays!!!
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I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20069012


Our last incarnation in this! I had a dream looooooooooong ago!

And they all monitor me! THEY KNOW!!!

THEY LOST!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23350086


I don't think they feel they lost. If they did, they'd be changing, unless they're incredibly foolish. Or maybe they think they can change what will happen. I don't know what they think, but every fiber deep within me tells me no matter what they think they know or what they think they can do...they're only fooling themselves. It's going to happen no matter what, and woe is them!
"What you do to others, you do to yourself".

It would be interesting to hear about your dream! I'm with you on the incarnation, too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20069012


I could not say it to you!

But notice the Sun! The Sun is super shinny!

It's comming! I'm from Brazil! I grew up looking at the Sun!

Beaches all around!

The Sun is completely different!!

Pray to It! Ask for nice rays!!!
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Sungaze!!
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I have a lot of love in my heart. I can't help it that I love love Yachts, Harley's and Corvettes.
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cool a gathering of anti-social peeps in the higher realms
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cool a gathering of anti-social peeps in the higher realms
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cruise
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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Half of those so called symptoms describe every depressed person on earth. It'll be a hoot wherever you think you're all going.
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Funny i've felt that way for the last 34 years...nothing new for me..
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bump
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
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ALL of the above.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757

compete BS as to a where one is going, its not thru a stargate. Its a state of being. And some of us having such symptoms ascended eons ago. We are here in service at this time from the highest realms.
Ascension is individual, one at a time. no date set for anyone. Its a level of attainment.

Last Edited by God Loves ALL on 11/29/2012 10:54 PM
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
raise your vibrations

pray to the sun, our Father, the Christ

walk in nature and say hello to mother Gaia

drink water

spread peace

spread love

we are one

prepare for ascension shift
 Quoting: jacksprat


there is no ascension shift per se, but the world will be far different after the 3Days of Darkness and later after earth changes. This ascension BS is the creation of the same group of thugs who created the rapture for Christians.
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

Thread: Walter Russell Quotes Walter Russell thread
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181


People will soon learn it has nothing to do with religion at all. It is about vibration of the innermost soul, whether it is a higher or lower frequency is what matters. All that a person is, what they think about, what they do determines this vibration. If they are so absorbed by the world, fashion, television, etc they will not resonate very high, not enough for ascention to the fifth dimension. This world is a third dimensional world.
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1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore;

I got rid of my car as the carriage underneath was rotting away. I don't even care. I'm getting rid of all my dvd's. I just bought a portable player in the spring. That's gonna go too. I've been tossing things out like crazy.

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually:

Funny thing...I've never trusted any form of government. I've been distressed about the world my whole life. Looking for answers of truth my whole life. The song "Land of Confusion" by Genesis sums it up perfectly.

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up:

I don't know. Some days are going faster. Others are slowing down-maybe my perception of it all...I dunno.

4. Have irregular sleep patterns:

Now this is a tough one. I used to be an insomniac. Now I fall asleep pretty good.

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore:

I haven't done this since the summer. At all. If I see the news somewhere not hear I just walk away from the tv. I used to be a newshound. I had Yahoo as my open browser page in order to see the latest news first. Now I just stay away unless I have to send something via email.

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore:

This I still have a love for. I just tend to not want to watch horror anymore. My only sin in this regard is The Walking Dead. I can't even read Stephen King anymore. I've been reading him since I was about 8. I just don't want to expose myself to horror anymore. I don't want to manifest anything of that nature in my life.

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore:

To be perfectly honest I've never wanted to work. I always just wanted to be a housewife. Clean the house, kids, and pets. Feed the lot of them. Tuck them in with hugs and kisses. Do it all over again the next day. Somewhere along the line I ended up the main breadwinner and recently they've cut me to almost nothing. If I didn't know any better I would believe that I was manifesting exactly what I want everyday now.

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore:

I never did this...but I'm finding when I talk to people now I talk about manifestation the life you want. I get close to telling them about ascension and then I worry about whether or not I can. Anything else they wanna talk about kinds makes me bored. I don't really have friends that are fake. At least they don't seem to be to me. And I have a great B.S. radar for negative and or mean people as well as people who are liars. I just stay away from these sorts.

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals: I want to get some animals but I don't want to get to loving them and have to ascend away from them. It's bad enough that I'm not sure what will happen to my family when this occurs.
LEARN HOW TO BE KIND OR BE LEFT BEHIND. OXOXO
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Yes to all of them for many years now. Does it feel as though the weeks are just whipping by? It was just Sunday night.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
raise your vibrations

pray to the sun, our Father, the Christ

walk in nature and say hello to mother Gaia

drink water

spread peace

spread love

we are one

prepare for ascension shift
 Quoting: jacksprat


there is no ascension shift per se, but the world will be far different after the 3Days of Darkness and later after earth changes. This ascension BS is the creation of the same group of thugs who created the rapture for Christians.
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I agree the world will be very different soon
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
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LUKE 21:36
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
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Me, too.

Let's go!!
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Me three. I went today to do a little Xmas gift shopping & I couldn't wait to get out of the stores & wishing I didn't have to do it.
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raise your vibrations

pray to the sun, our Father, the Christ

walk in nature and say hello to mother Gaia

drink water

spread peace

spread love

we are one

prepare for ascension shift
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Pray to the sun??????????????

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Guess Im movin on up
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Seems like ascension is the new ager version of the rapture for christians.

How about changing your 'world view' to see the beauty of this experience?

How about trying a bit harder to see the sleeping god in all people?

I fully understand the desire to leave and go home - but you will not be going home until you graduate from 'here'.

To graduate fully and go 'home' or elsewhere - you need to be so understanding and at peace with yourself - that you could voluntarily come 'back' and have lifetimes just helping others.

At that point, you can leave - but interestingly, many choose to come back just to help people like us wake up.

Peace to you all on your amazing journeys!
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Sounds like symptoms of someone living in a Tent . . .

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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Crap I have all of those symptoms, plus I feel a total disconnect from the world around me, Not even sure if anyone else is real, or what, cognitive dissonance
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yeppers

also unusual experiences with light, sound and heat...
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I have all these symptoms like most who post on this site but on Dec. 22 I will wake up and go to work to earn pieces of paper to exchange for goods and services to survive, just like you will.

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