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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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think youll find that your answers arent readable on the internet imho
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I packing right now
 Quoting: stella stevens


LOL! Me too, I have all the "symptoms".
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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I think you're confusing ascension with depression, OP.
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I will ascend cause

I don't drive

I don't have an education, working as a physical laborer

Don't have any materialistic needs, just a cot, roof over my head, and anything that's good to eat from the soil, of the Earth

Because my girlfriend is the true opposite from me, she will be my anchor on earth as I ascend, a true soul mate.

Past life was, a male Hebrew priest from the Canaan/Philistine era. Also was powerful Chinese lady.

Had a full blown Kundalini Awakening of the heart Chakra, in 2011. The high was intense, and made me feel powerful like, I was God myself. Couldn't eat anything but bread & water, for a week afterwards, eventually I was allowed to eat organic fruits & veggies, for a month.

The the Docs at the hospital, classified my bi-polar.

started to meditate, and started to open the 3rd eye, and creepy things started to happen to me.

I quit, wanted my old life back.

After about 3 months, I was getting a strong urge to be close to Father.

Started to meditate from scratch again, and found out I missed a whole bunch of lessons that I initially haven't done after my awakening.

First time i quite eating meat after my awakening, I was skinny & energetic. The 2nd go, I lost no weight at all, but not as energetic as the first.

Learned my girl, is my soul mate, what I lack, she has, what she lacks, I have. Put our hands clasped together, we complete each other.

Not is all well though, I'm violating my faith, by not quitting smoking. Every time I take a drag, I get sharp pains/ache on the right side of my body. Sometimes these pains last over a week.

Have to quit cold turkey, no chemicals allowed, in my system.

Many are chosen, few are selected
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I packing right now
 Quoting: stella stevens


All you need for your journey is a $5 bill and three quarters in your pocket, black shirt and sweatpants and new Nike Decades athletic shoes.
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Same here... every single one
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ERMAHGERD!!! Me,too!!!
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I will ascend cause

I don't drive

I don't have an education, working as a physical laborer

Don't have any materialistic needs, just a cot, roof over my head, and anything that's good to eat from the soil, of the Earth

Because my girlfriend is the true opposite from me, she will be my anchor on earth as I ascend, a true soul mate.

Past life was, a male Hebrew priest from the Canaan/Philistine era. Also was powerful Chinese lady.

Had a full blown Kundalini Awakening of the heart Chakra, in 2011. The high was intense, and made me feel powerful like, I was God myself. Couldn't eat anything but bread & water, for a week afterwards, eventually I was allowed to eat organic fruits & veggies, for a month.

The the Docs at the hospital, classified my bi-polar.

started to meditate, and started to open the 3rd eye, and creepy things started to happen to me.

I quit, wanted my old life back.

After about 3 months, I was getting a strong urge to be close to Father.

Started to meditate from scratch again, and found out I missed a whole bunch of lessons that I initially haven't done after my awakening.

First time i quite eating meat after my awakening, I was skinny & energetic. The 2nd go, I lost no weight at all, but not as energetic as the first.

Learned my girl, is my soul mate, what I lack, she has, what she lacks, I have. Put our hands clasped together, we complete each other.

Not is all well though, I'm violating my faith, by not quitting smoking. Every time I take a drag, I get sharp pains/ache on the right side of my body. Sometimes these pains last over a week.

Have to quit cold turkey, no chemicals allowed, in my system.

Many are chosen, few are selected
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992



^^ No one cares dude, amazing that people want to lay out their life story to strangers on internet forums, then expect praise or respect. You're fuckin silly...
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i got all of these symptoms, especially the materialistic one, small talk, and the one where you feel like a prisoner... all of this at the age of 15. Go me 5a
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putin

Another thread of predictions. People just NEVER learn.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Uh...all these "symptoms" sound a lot like depression.
Throw in "I'm going to ascend because I don't like doing the things I used to, have a negative outlook on the world, and can't sleep"------THAT sounds like psychotic depression.
Whatever gets you through it I guess....
 Quoting: galactic butterfly


if you are awake / aware of the degredation of the forrests, oceean life, farmland, and water table,

BEING 'DEPRESSED' is the normal / natural reaction.

maybe denial is what 'gets you through it'.
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I think you're confusing ascension with depression, OP.
 Quoting: Newjack


What would you think if I said you might be confusing depression with ascension?

Not being mean, just another way to look at it.

NO WAY am I depressed, it feels way too good.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757



lol, I have "ALL" of those symptoms
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I packing right now
 Quoting: stella stevens


LOL! Me too, I have all the "symptoms".
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Hey thats Felix the cat! =D I played the shiz outta the nintendo game.
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Many are chosen, few are selected
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If you think those experiences are about being 'chosen' or 'selected' then I feel sorry for you. That sounds exactly like something the EGO would say to make yourself feel more important than others. Good luck with that mentality.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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December 23rd 2012, NOT December 21st.

When "nothing happens" on December 21st, don't feel sad, don't give up, don't lower your vibrations.

It was NEVER about December 21st, but about December 23rd
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bump
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Nope, thats not how it works.

How much you have healed your inner self will determine that. Having things such as hate and anger towards the government for what they do to the people will not help you to ascend.
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Had those symptoms since I was young.No one is taking me anywhere.
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9 out of 9
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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Well you have company here......:)
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Many are chosen, few are selected
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


If you think those experiences are about being 'chosen' or 'selected' then I feel sorry for you. That sounds exactly like something the EGO would say to make yourself feel more important than others. Good luck with that mentality.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I go with with the flow. I am not here to make myself more important than others, as we are all equal, everyone has something to offer. I don't have to try to stay humble, cause I am humble, and if you have a problem with that, then I'm sorry.

Yes! on what I experienced was true, because you never know? I might just be a really nice guy. Hard to judge by words, when you even never meet the individual in person.

As I could judge you? but two wrongs don't make a right.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I will ascend cause

I don't drive

I don't have an education, working as a physical laborer

Don't have any materialistic needs, just a cot, roof over my head, and anything that's good to eat from the soil, of the Earth

Because my girlfriend is the true opposite from me, she will be my anchor on earth as I ascend, a true soul mate.

Past life was, a male Hebrew priest from the Canaan/Philistine era. Also was powerful Chinese lady.

Had a full blown Kundalini Awakening of the heart Chakra, in 2011. The high was intense, and made me feel powerful like, I was God myself. Couldn't eat anything but bread & water, for a week afterwards, eventually I was allowed to eat organic fruits & veggies, for a month.

The the Docs at the hospital, classified my bi-polar.

started to meditate, and started to open the 3rd eye, and creepy things started to happen to me.

I quit, wanted my old life back.

After about 3 months, I was getting a strong urge to be close to Father.

Started to meditate from scratch again, and found out I missed a whole bunch of lessons that I initially haven't done after my awakening.

First time i quite eating meat after my awakening, I was skinny & energetic. The 2nd go, I lost no weight at all, but not as energetic as the first.

Learned my girl, is my soul mate, what I lack, she has, what she lacks, I have. Put our hands clasped together, we complete each other.

Not is all well though, I'm violating my faith, by not quitting smoking. Every time I take a drag, I get sharp pains/ache on the right side of my body. Sometimes these pains last over a week.

Have to quit cold turkey, no chemicals allowed, in my system.

Many are chosen, few are selected
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992



^^ No one cares dude, amazing that people want to lay out their life story to strangers on internet forums, then expect praise or respect. You're fuckin silly...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738313


Yeah! I might be silly. This thread is about ascension, and my post is about ascension. I may not ascend on the 23rd or even next year but I feel I'm on the way. Only me can stop me and The Father decides how far I go. Cheers
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Fuck, if everyone here ascends then GLP will become an empty place...
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Nope, thats not how it works.

How much you have healed your inner self will determine that. Having things such as hate and anger towards the government for what they do to the people will not help you to ascend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


True, but anger can be a good thing, or bad thing. Anger out of compassion, it creates an action, that wants us to intervene, or anger of wanting to hurt someone, that creates of action violence. If we don't have any spit, then we would just be soft as butterflies.
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Many are chosen, few are selected
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


If you think those experiences are about being 'chosen' or 'selected' then I feel sorry for you. That sounds exactly like something the EGO would say to make yourself feel more important than others. Good luck with that mentality.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I go with with the flow. I am not here to make myself more important than others, as we are all equal, everyone has something to offer. I don't have to try to stay humble, cause I am humble, and if you have a problem with that, then I'm sorry.

Yes! on what I experienced was true, because you never know? I might just be a really nice guy. Hard to judge by words, when you even never meet the individual in person.

As I could judge you? but two wrongs don't make a right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


If we are all equal then why would you seek to perpetuate the myth that certain individuals are being 'selected' or 'chosen' as if to imply some 3rd party is arbitrarily judging/picking individuals deemed more worthy than others?

What does being 'chosen' or 'selected' have anything to do with individual growth and evolution of consciousness? There are no favorites, there are no folks who are more special than others, this is not a popularity contest.

P.S. who said you weren't a 'really nice guy'? Just because someone disagrees with your conceptualization does not mean they are attacking your character - just criticizing your opinion / choice of words. There's a big difference.

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 12/05/2012 06:44 PM

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Fuck, if everyone here ascends then GLP will become an empty place...
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Yep! they won't be living in a materialistic world.
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Fuck, if everyone here ascends then GLP will become an empty place...
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lolhappydance
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Many are chosen, few are selected
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


If you think those experiences are about being 'chosen' or 'selected' then I feel sorry for you. That sounds exactly like something the EGO would say to make yourself feel more important than others. Good luck with that mentality.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I go with with the flow. I am not here to make myself more important than others, as we are all equal, everyone has something to offer. I don't have to try to stay humble, cause I am humble, and if you have a problem with that, then I'm sorry.

Yes! on what I experienced was true, because you never know? I might just be a really nice guy. Hard to judge by words, when you even never meet the individual in person.

As I could judge you? but two wrongs don't make a right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


If we are all equal then why would you seek to perpetuate the myth that certain individuals are being 'selected' or 'chosen' as if to imply some 3rd party is arbitrarily judging/picking individuals deemed more worthy than others?

What does being 'chosen' or 'selected' have anything to do with individual growth and evolution of consciousness? There are no favorites, there are no folks who are more special than others, this is not a popularity contest.

P.S. who said you weren't a 'really nice guy'? Just because someone disagrees with your conceptualization does not mean they are attacking your character - just criticizing your opinion / choice of words. There's a big difference.

I
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It's true, that some are selected, but few are chosen. It's not a popularity contest, it's not to divide us, from one to another. It's about reincarnation, some souls have been around longer than others, and maybe it's there time to move on, or ascend, I'm sure your soul will also.

Ascending is not about the gifts that we receive, as I find them materialistic, it's about being closer to the Father, feeling his love and sharing it with others.

My choice of words may not be educated as many of you, as I don't understand many of them, but I like to keep mine simple, and plain. Wasn't trying to brag, that goes against everything I stand for.
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If you experience two or more of the following, you are probably schizophrenic;


1. Hallucinations, which are visual, auditory, or other sensory events that only you can perceive, such as hearing voices in your head that command you to do things or that constantly comment on your behavior
2. Delusions, which are strongly held but mistaken beliefs, such as the belief that the news commentator on television is speaking directly to you or that other people are trying to harm you when they’re not
3. Disorganized thinking, which is usually exhibited by the way one speaks, such as jumping from one unrelated topic to another or speech patterns that are totally incomprehensible
4. Severely abnormal behavior, such as difficulties controlling impulses (like shouting in public or suddenly becoming angry) or difficulties engaging in regular daily activities (like bathing or dressing)
5. Catatonia, which is muscular activity that is either continuously active (like constantly swinging one’s arms) or excessively rigid (like maintaining a single pose and resisting attempts to be moved)
6. Severe difficulty expressing emotions, often evidenced by a lack of facial expressions
7. Lack of thoughts, as evidenced by a lack of speech or not replying to others
8. Lack of goal-directed behaviors, often displayed by an inability to participate in work or social activities
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It's true, that some are selected, but few are chosen. It's not a popularity contest, it's not to divide us, from one to another. It's about reincarnation, some souls have been around longer than others, and maybe it's there time to move on, or ascend, I'm sure your soul will also.


Ascending is not about the gifts that we receive, as I find them materialistic, it's about being closer to the Father, feeling his love and sharing it with others.

My choice of words may not be educated as many of you, as I don't understand many of them, but I like to keep mine simple, and plain. Wasn't trying to brag, that goes against everything I stand for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


I agree with you regarding the bolded.

Sorry if I got the wrong impression from your earlier post.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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What a bunch of shit.
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Shit is what we're living in.

It's okay to hope for something better.

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