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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


These are very general and could be attributed to almost anyone if you can pick and choose only three of these. See you the 24th!wtf
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Seems like ascension is the new ager version of the rapture for christians.

How about changing your 'world view' to see the beauty of this experience?

How about trying a bit harder to see the sleeping god in all people?

I fully understand the desire to leave and go home - but you will not be going home until you graduate from 'here'.

To graduate fully and go 'home' or elsewhere - you need to be so understanding and at peace with yourself - that you could voluntarily come 'back' and have lifetimes just helping others.

At that point, you can leave - but interestingly, many choose to come back just to help people like us wake up.

Peace to you all on your amazing journeys!
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As much as I'd like to see change, we will all be here saying and doing the same shit next year.

We haven't finished this mission yet, so why would we be allowed to start the next one?

NexusEditor speaks sense - read his words, they are wise.

peace
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i dont want too ascend,what if my family dont ascend,i think i will stay just in case.
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O.K., I'll bite- can someone please explain what will happen if you have some of these symptoms?
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757





Guess I'm ascending everyone of those I have. woohoo
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
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YAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bout TIMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
It appears that I too am an ass-ended master. tomato
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Uh...all these "symptoms" sound a lot like depression.
Throw in "I'm going to ascend because I don't like doing the things I used to, have a negative outlook on the world, and can't sleep"------THAT sounds like psychotic depression.
Whatever gets you through it I guess....
 Quoting: galactic butterfly


if you are awake / aware of the degredation of the forrests, oceean life, farmland, and water table,

BEING 'DEPRESSED' is the normal / natural reaction.

maybe denial is what 'gets you through it'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29160996


Uh...all these "symptoms" sound a lot like depression.
Throw in "I'm going to ascend because I don't like doing the things I used to, have a negative outlook on the world, and can't sleep"------THAT sounds like psychotic depression.
Whatever gets you through it I guess....
 Quoting: galactic butterfly


if you are awake / aware of the degredation of the forrests, oceean life, farmland, and water table,

BEING 'DEPRESSED' is the normal / natural reaction.

maybe denial is what 'gets you through it'.

Lol. See you on dec 24th...here, on earth, NOT ascended.
Btw, I don't need a date to tell me when I can ascend. Lol. This is hilarious.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


I sure hope they have bacon and bourbon there!
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181


It is a thing all men and women will do. Even ascension looks past the silly religions we have put in charge of our lives. Take away the brainwashing by parents, god-thumpers and bible bigots and we are all equal in creation.

If we ascend at all...we all go together.

Having these "symptoms" means it will be an easier trip. I suppose that means if you have no idea what is going on, you’re going to be "air sick" or "car sick" or freaked out to the max.

When we get over there we will see the beliefs we have now were just figments of our imaginations. We will not hate each other anymore.

But I can be wrong...all of us could be wrong. Maybe ascension is a cookie we are being offered to take our minds off the brutal, fiery, crushing, or drowning death that awaits most of us due to earth changes we are powerless to prevent.

Enjoy the next few weeks...if you still can.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


9/9

dance

10. Spend a lot of time on GLP reading what other people think about 1-9

banana
Tell me what this tastes like...
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
WOW OP! That is ME in a nutshell pretty much...I hope and pray there ane a GREAT many more of us!
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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imho it is not about being in a Religion it is about being!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I will ascend cause

I don't drive

I don't have an education, working as a physical laborer

Don't have any materialistic needs, just a cot, roof over my head, and anything that's good to eat from the soil, of the Earth

Because my girlfriend is the true opposite from me, she will be my anchor on earth as I ascend, a true soul mate.

Past life was, a male Hebrew priest from the Canaan/Philistine era. Also was powerful Chinese lady.

Had a full blown Kundalini Awakening of the heart Chakra, in 2011. The high was intense, and made me feel powerful like, I was God myself. Couldn't eat anything but bread & water, for a week afterwards, eventually I was allowed to eat organic fruits & veggies, for a month.

The the Docs at the hospital, classified my bi-polar.

started to meditate, and started to open the 3rd eye, and creepy things started to happen to me.

I quit, wanted my old life back.

After about 3 months, I was getting a strong urge to be close to Father.

Started to meditate from scratch again, and found out I missed a whole bunch of lessons that I initially haven't done after my awakening.

First time i quite eating meat after my awakening, I was skinny & energetic. The 2nd go, I lost no weight at all, but not as energetic as the first.

Learned my girl, is my soul mate, what I lack, she has, what she lacks, I have. Put our hands clasped together, we complete each other.

Not is all well though, I'm violating my faith, by not quitting smoking. Every time I take a drag, I get sharp pains/ache on the right side of my body. Sometimes these pains last over a week.

Have to quit cold turkey, no chemicals allowed, in my system.

Many are chosen, few are selected
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^^ No one cares dude, amazing that people want to lay out their life story to strangers on internet forums, then expect praise or respect. You're fuckin silly...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738313


I care what he said, isn't that why we're here, to share experiences? I found it touching and hopeful that he found his soulmate, because in my experience most of us are doing this alone and it sure would be nice to have a like-minded companion holding my hand.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
It's true, that some are selected, but few are chosen. It's not a popularity contest, it's not to divide us, from one to another. It's about reincarnation, some souls have been around longer than others, and maybe it's there time to move on, or ascend, I'm sure your soul will also.


Ascending is not about the gifts that we receive, as I find them materialistic, it's about being closer to the Father, feeling his love and sharing it with others.

My choice of words may not be educated as many of you, as I don't understand many of them, but I like to keep mine simple, and plain. Wasn't trying to brag, that goes against everything I stand for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


I agree with you regarding the bolded.

Sorry if I got the wrong impression from your earlier post.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


No reason to be sorry, as you are being you, that what makes you different from others. Questioning ones views, is a learning process, that both parties can learn from each other.

Me, I don't don't question things, I accept things, which can be a negative aspect of my life.

I too am sorry, for my post could have been written in more sincere way, and not with too much confidence.
communication is all about learning off each other, whether it's bad or good.

So cheers to both of us

cheers
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send text messages to people. He is a deceiver.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23347769


Where you put your heart your mind will follow.


"Satan"
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Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Love Not Fear!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


8. Have a deeper and more appreciative understanding of Sex between a Male and Female.
9. Denounce Homosexuality
10 Denounce Popular Relegious doctrines
11. Denounce
Political Party
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20052803


Those last four are bigoted and hate-filled bull shit.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Wow. I hope you're right. If so, I'm good to go.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
What a rolicking crock of shit.

You will "ascend" by December 2012. Meaning if you're a "Christian" obviously. So all the Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, et al, are up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe?

And "symptoms". You think the Elite blah blah blah ...

Get off my fucking Internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14243717


It is a thing all men and women will do. Even ascension looks past the silly religions we have put in charge of our lives. Take away the brainwashing by parents, god-thumpers and bible bigots and we are all equal in creation.

I personally think religions are an insidious brain disease that makes us into hateful bigots and judgmental tyrants.

If we ascend at all...we all go together.
Having these "symptoms" means it will be an easier trip. I suppose that means if you have no idea what is going on, you’re going to be "air sick" or "car sick" or freaked out to the max.

When we get over there we will see the beliefs we have now were just figments of our imaginations. We will not hate each other anymore. All the god-crap will be flushed.

But I can be wrong...all of us could be wrong. Maybe ascension is a cookie we are being offered to take our minds off the brutal, fiery, crushing, or drowning death that awaits most of us due to earth changes we are powerless to prevent.

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I have all, too, and have had most for quite a while now. woo

#3 even more so the last week or so.

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ascend = die.
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I will ascend cause

I don't drive

I don't have an education, working as a physical laborer

Don't have any materialistic needs, just a cot, roof over my head, and anything that's good to eat from the soil, of the Earth

Because my girlfriend is the true opposite from me, she will be my anchor on earth as I ascend, a true soul mate.

Past life was, a male Hebrew priest from the Canaan/Philistine era. Also was powerful Chinese lady.

Had a full blown Kundalini Awakening of the heart Chakra, in 2011. The high was intense, and made me feel powerful like, I was God myself. Couldn't eat anything but bread & water, for a week afterwards, eventually I was allowed to eat organic fruits & veggies, for a month.

The the Docs at the hospital, classified my bi-polar.

started to meditate, and started to open the 3rd eye, and creepy things started to happen to me.

I quit, wanted my old life back.

After about 3 months, I was getting a strong urge to be close to Father.

Started to meditate from scratch again, and found out I missed a whole bunch of lessons that I initially haven't done after my awakening.

First time i quite eating meat after my awakening, I was skinny & energetic. The 2nd go, I lost no weight at all, but not as energetic as the first.

Learned my girl, is my soul mate, what I lack, she has, what she lacks, I have. Put our hands clasped together, we complete each other.

Not is all well though, I'm violating my faith, by not quitting smoking. Every time I take a drag, I get sharp pains/ache on the right side of my body. Sometimes these pains last over a week.

Have to quit cold turkey, no chemicals allowed, in my system.

Many are chosen, few are selected
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^^ No one cares dude, amazing that people want to lay out their life story to strangers on internet forums, then expect praise or respect. You're fuckin silly...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738313


I care what he said, isn't that why we're here, to share experiences? I found it touching and hopeful that he found his soulmate, because in my experience most of us are doing this alone and it sure would be nice to have a like-minded companion holding my hand.
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thx, That was touching.

but one thing is that she is totally opposite of me. She is moody and very impatient, and I always wandered why I was with her.

During one of my meditation, I had learned that she was my soul mate, and the negative aspect of me.

So when I ascend, me being positive, and she being negative. For my ascension, I need to get rid of the negative energy, that's inside of me, and she's my ground.

from me floating up too much in la la land, she will keep me grounded, as she is the other half of me. I'm the balloon and she is the one holding the string.

As I ascend, so will she to a certain point.

It's nice that she is tolerant, in my meditations, even though she doesn't have a clue what its all about, even when I try explain to her, she doesn't want to hear it.
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December 23rd 2012, NOT December 21st.

When "nothing happens" on December 21st, don't feel sad, don't give up, don't lower your vibrations.

It was NEVER about December 21st, but about December 23rd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23347769


Thats my birthday !

Look up December 23, 2007 in GLP search engine.

It was the Grand Cross Alignment that began the Stargate...


:moonfeet::snakecross:
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It's also my first borns birthday!
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


I have all these symptoms. One suggested symptom not listed here is absolute mistrust of medical authorities (i.e. those pushing flu shots, prescription medications, etc.) Also, disdain for the financial system (credit, banks, lending, etc.)

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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757



bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag

...that felt real good.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Weird thought...

Let's say we all shift into 5D. The spiritual minded person will know how to trust within "pure love"


The person that follows religion will be thinking "Is this hell" and their own thoughts would put them there. Manifestation.

Last Edited by ..11:11.. on 12/05/2012 09:50 PM
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So what if one ascends... but then gets kicked back to this shit hole? What exactly does that mean?
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We can go forward not backward. We cannot be held as individuals...mankind is about to evolve...all of us.

Perhaps some as a light flicker. Perhaps some like a trip through an old washer mangle, where you turn the handle.

But we all go.herethere herethere
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Gee, that would describe the majority of GLP'ers, what a coincidence?
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
No need to pack! don't need anything from here where were goin boys!:P

oh and #10.do you feel like everyone around you is a robot?

I get this feeling quite often..+ the other 9!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
What a rolicking crock of shit.

You will "ascend" by December 2012. Meaning if you're a "Christian" obviously. So all the Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, et al, are up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe?

And "symptoms". You think the Elite blah blah blah ...

Get off my fucking Internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14243717


I do not think this is a "Christian" thing the op is speaking of it in an "elightened" thing or a finally-waking-the-heck-up thing...not religious in any narrow sense imho it is the Exact Oposite...it envelopes us all.
aka urkidding & NobodysFriend