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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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Nope, thats not how it works.

How much you have healed your inner self will determine that. Having things such as hate and anger towards the government for what they do to the people will not help you to ascend.
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True, but anger can be a good thing, or bad thing. Anger out of compassion, it creates an action, that wants us to intervene, or anger of wanting to hurt someone, that creates of action violence. If we don't have any spit, then we would just be soft as butterflies.
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Yes you are right, i tend to forget that every now and then that anger can be a good thing.
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12/06/2012 10:11 AM
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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this

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Finding pleasure in materialistic things is not a bad thing. Just dont be attached to it. Attachement to things in this current reality will keep you here. Religion for example is a big one for alot of people. The Elites are in a difficult position, they have alot of power and control to let go of if they are willing to ascend aswell.
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12/06/2012 10:15 AM
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So what you're saying is the unemployment line starts on the second floor?
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12/06/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Here is another symptom: you won't ascend because A it is pysically impossible and also because it is made up?????

What will you poor twats do when the only things that ascend from within you will be your flactulance?

Here's my favorite type of asencion in courtesy of granny for all you 'chosen few dliusioned misguided souls...

granny
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12/06/2012 10:34 AM
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Notice how all the naysayers and haters swooped down on this thread.....that says alot....
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12/06/2012 10:46 AM
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the world will split into two worlds

the light world

and

the dark world
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Come to the dark side, we have cookies...
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if you yawn alot and don't feel sleepy but awake. your awakening have been started then
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Nope, thats not how it works.

How much you have healed your inner self will determine that. Having things such as hate and anger towards the government for what they do to the people will not help you to ascend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


True, but anger can be a good thing, or bad thing. Anger out of compassion, it creates an action, that wants us to intervene, or anger of wanting to hurt someone, that creates of action violence. If we don't have any spit, then we would just be soft as butterflies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992

Yes you are right, i tend to forget that every now and then that anger can be a good thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


righteous anger, is spiritually deep and not wrong at all

it is active

foundational from the Most High
recorded in DNA and the living witness,

that is divine


know thyself

do not deceive self
Jesus Christ is the way

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12/06/2012 12:05 PM
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Buh bye psycho pathic world. Im good to go !

its my birthday too !

chorus
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Interesting. My birthday for earth as well.
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12/06/2012 12:12 PM
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Not gonna happen, your lives will continue to suck until you die!
Mwalk
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I have lived with greed and selfishness for half a lifetime, only being treated well when i was "making money", my mother will hopefully burn in hell for all the misery put upon us by the man she married. Both only care about money and the material things, both think that a douchebag cheater like Tiger Woods is high on their list of who's great simply because he golfs well, or used to. It is disgusting how people will lie, cheat and steal and then try to hold their heads up in honor for those actions, oh the irony!! Nothing in this world is good except the love we share, which covers a large spectrum.
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Don't despair. You have other family that you will meet along your path, a spiritual family.
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hf
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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12/06/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Crap I have all of those symptoms, plus I feel a total disconnect from the world around me, Not even sure if anyone else is real, or what, cognitive dissonance
 Quoting: Korrosive


Great explanation - me too.
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12/06/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of them ... ready n steady to go dasbier
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12/06/2012 12:32 PM
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There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil

The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
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12/06/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Same here... every single one
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Me too every symptom!
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12/06/2012 12:39 PM
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I got all 9 symptoms and more , you jelly?????
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12/06/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Here is another symptom: you won't ascend because A it is pysically impossible and also because it is made up?????

What will you poor twats do when the only things that ascend from within you will be your flactulance?

Here's my favorite type of asencion in courtesy of granny for all you 'chosen few dliusioned misguided souls...

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28219364


There is an old saying (from the Sinbad movie years ago) "Trust in Allah...but tie up your camel."

I am prepped and ready for the floods, fire, and EQs. I am also open-minded if there is a way to avoid the coming destruction, visa vie ascension. It is a win, win situation...or lose, lose; it all depends on how you look at it.

I am not one for raining on another man’s parade. Live and let live if you can.

One fact in my thinking is I want it to be over with ASAP. I am tired of all this crappola. If nothing at all happens, well, there is more than one way to get out of this mess. suicide
As there is no heaven or hell...it is just another way to get on with whatever the future may bring.

(here come the godtards)
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12/06/2012 01:10 PM

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Just a little more time until...?

You have to see this!

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Frater
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12/06/2012 01:13 PM
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Just a little more time until...?

You have to see this!

[link to sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net]

Frater
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NOOOOO! Stinky , spitting alpacalypse is the worst!

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12/06/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
... they call that " depressions".


Sorry to burst your bubble, but you aint going anywhere bud.

Seek medication !
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12/06/2012 01:53 PM
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Omega point soon
We are going home
Fuck this bullshit old world system
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say hello to my little friend...

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12/06/2012 02:09 PM

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


three or more?

i have all of them...

and where exactly am i going to ascend to?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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12/06/2012 02:16 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
My first message on GLP and after finding this thread I realised the answer I've been waiting for last 4 years..!!! And guess what I'm having all this symptoms..

And I'm all set for the encounter!!!!!!:)
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12/06/2012 02:19 PM
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That's what iv been experiencing for the past 2 years since iv awakened.
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12/06/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Yallzes have so lost the plot re trusting yourselves and your jnstincts, that you are prepared to instantly give up yourselves to be removed from the rest of the riff raffike me.

Well, it aint gonna happen, either we ALL win or we ALL lose together.

And just so's you know...

THE ONLY WAY TO ASCEND IS UPON YOUR DEATH WHEN HOU ENTER IT AUTOMATICALLY.

Understand this and ye shall rest in blissful harmony starting right now... Ignore this? More fool you.
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12/06/2012 02:31 PM
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23347769


I too see 11 11 like almost everyday, just know i text a friend and saw time sent 1 11 on my phone and happen to stopped at reading here without realizing it... and i agree with you 11 11 is not a good call for those of us who get it

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