If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.