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help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion

 
txryan45
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09/07/2012 09:08 PM
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help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
my daughter lost her car keys this mornong. she obviously didnt realize where she thre them last night?
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09/07/2012 09:13 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
they are just over there -->
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09/07/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Perhaps there is a good reason why she lost them.
The world works in mysterious ways.

They will reappear when the time is right.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:16 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
2006 Saturn? Just smash the ignition apart and hotwire it.

Or check the kitchen.
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09/07/2012 09:16 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
do you have a cat?

do you have a dog?
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09/07/2012 09:17 PM

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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
God works in mysterious ways.
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Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:18 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
my daughter lost her car keys this mornong. she obviously didnt realize where she thre them last night?
 Quoting: txryan45 1688976


This should teach her a lesson to take more care of her keys.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:18 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
I remote viewed them and unfortunately they fell into a wormhole and are now in a different dimension.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Have her mentally retrace her steps.
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09/07/2012 09:22 PM

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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Always check the toilet. When you sit down it's always possible they fall out of your pocket.

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Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:23 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
check the freezer
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Check the couch cushions.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
They are under a seat
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09/07/2012 09:27 PM

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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
lol why not?

They are in the purse she had yesterday... but she changed purses right?

the keys got lost in a tear in the purse...


i guess?
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:29 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
if shes blonde check her pocket
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:29 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Is this your daughter?

Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:31 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
if shes really blonde check the ignition
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
if shes really really really blonde their in front door
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
if shes really blonde check the ignition
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1480829


No, if she were blonde she would have accidentally locked herself in the car.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:36 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
if shes really blonde check the ignition
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1480829


No, if she were blonde she would have accidentally locked herself in the car.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23370758


that deserves a ROFL

congratulations Sir
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
She dropped them on the way in when she was looking for her house key to get in the front door last night, If you're lucky they may still be there
Kung Fu

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09/07/2012 09:43 PM

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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Laundry basket/pile
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09/07/2012 09:45 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
check the empty cookie jar in the kitchen
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09/07/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
She left them on her dresser, under the piles of female things stacked there.
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Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:49 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
fcking packrats

i shit you not if you were in the usa in packrat territory
keys could very easily be claimed
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
drawer in a table. slid behind a phone book or thick magazine
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ADMIT IT.....WERE FUCKED!!!

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09/07/2012 10:41 PM

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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Found them!!! She left them on my dresser...
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
fcking packrats

i shit you not if you were in the usa in packrat territory
keys could very easily be claimed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23374275


You drunk? I'm drunk.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Always check the toilet. When you sit down it's always possible they fall out of your pocket.

5a
 Quoting: OneFootUnder


Women don't carry car keys in their pocket.
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
Kitchen drawer
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 11:07 PM
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Re: help me find my daughters keys to her 2006 white saturn ion
under her bed... right next to the bong.

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