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The platonic solids are BUILDING again!

 
Rayrayz

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and I'm 32!

He is usually just into the "younger boys"...but he's taken a liking to me.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


We like to get em when they're good and impressionable.

But you, you're a special case. You're approaching the magic number! We gotta make sure we celebrate in style!
 Quoting: AGC


Well...that kinda gave me a chubby...to be honest.

blush
 Quoting: Rayrayz


I'm 100% hetero ascetic, by the way. I just love to bring everyone's truer grotesque natures to the surface. It's sorta my thing, invoking radical honesty and what not...

There's no such thing as privacy. That's what omniscience is all about. That's what Eden was all about. It was only paradise when Adam and Eve were too oblivious to realize they didn't constitute the whole of existence.

And no, I'm not God. I have access to a lesser variety of omniscience through God. More than Prometheus, but certainly less than God. God's the one peeping on you in the shower, not me. And that's just a passive trait by the way. He's not actively watching you. It's a threat of threat sorta thing.

Thank Echo Hegemony for that one. He spoiled the party for everyone.
 Quoting: AGC


Yeah, I know you're not gay...God is the one with the homo-creepy infatuation...There's not much I can do about that other than wear the bathing suit in the shower and not masturbate...and that makes me a loose cannon.

It's a tough situation.
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What did he tell the Elephant?

 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflattus


damned


Wow...

lol
 Quoting: Seer777


Go trunk himself? Lol, sorry... (I'm not, lol).
 Quoting: Bea Nameless


But my real answer? He said... you're ALL elephants!
"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
Rayrayz

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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
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and I'm like 205lbs...athletic build...Not your typical AGC "boytoy" type...I don't get it.

Although I'm not hairy...and he likes my ass...That's probably the source of the attraction.

I'm going back to wearing the bathing suite showering again...


edit: just weighed myself- 209lbs....but it makes my point even more...Why does a boy-lover have the hots for me?????
 Quoting: Rayrayz


You do realize I just morph into whatever people most fear to expose their abhorrent insecurities and irreparable character flaws, I hope?

Like, I've literally been every dreaded thing you can imagine, and it always works on you chumps. You're so easy!

Big fish eat the little ones!



God does not like ugly, and you're damn near abominable on the inside.
 Quoting: AGC


lol...relax. I knew that extra post was going to piss you off.

I probably went a step too far...and I offended. I apologize.


I'll give ya a hand job...with winter gloves on...and I'll wear nothing but really tight boxer briefs...but tell me when you are ready because I don't wanna a 'full release' on my gloves.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Don't get me wrong. I don't like abominable either, but do have a tendency to love it, just like God. Abominable keeps everyone in business. We all need problems to fix, elsewise we cease to exist.

Why do you think He tolerates Echidna's existence? The bitch literally has an inverted fleur de lis for a face to symbolize the destruction of all beauty and the downfall of the holy trinity. God doesn't like her, but she's still dear. That's just how it goes...

Look, I have to fuck monsters just to keep them from killing everyone and everything. That's not an easy job! For once, I'd just like to have a sacrificial fuck all for myself, and not have to be the sacrificial fuck! Washing whore feet doesn't cut it anymore... I have to go to unthinkable extremes to bang out all these miracles, and it certainly makes me miserable to deal with. But we're into that. Insanity is good times.
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09/29/2012 12:31 AM
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:whole:

Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...
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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


I was like...

:lunablah:

And Rayrayz was like...

:rollseyes:
Rayrayz

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:whole:

Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


He jumps on a chair and runs for his life when I'm around...
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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Unpersons are real people too. Too real, in fact. That's why they become myths and legends. Spook stories.

It's not too late to join the dreaded darkside, you know...

We really are the good guys... We just prefer those massive turncoats for getting around.
Bea Nameless

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Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


LMAO, I told ya'... we're ALL elephants!
"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
Rayrayz

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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


I was like...

:lunablah:

And Rayrayz was like...

rollseyes
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Yeah, it was an epic couple of nights of conversation. The library of Congress now has it in it's archives for safe keeping.

[link to www.loc.gov]


and lol...I love that little eye rolling smiley face.
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:whole:

Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Grand Grimoire Ganesh is infuriating... Not only have I found more unused runes to add to that maddening mix, but the pinnacle is something I simply cannot abide.

Forgiveness and mercy... If only you knew the unendurable torments I've endured... To have to forgive it all and show ultimate clemency in the end... Not even God could show such compassion. Or at least, we've yet to find precedent for such a thing.

Trust me. I've got all the dirt where God is concerned.
Rayrayz

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09/29/2012 12:41 AM
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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Unpersons are real people too. Too real, in fact. That's why they become myths and legends. Spook stories.

It's not too late to join the dreaded darkside, you know...

We really are the good guys... We just prefer those massive turncoats for getting around.
 Quoting: AGC


I know...

Don't count me out just yet. Still weighing my options...I'm talking it over with my kitty 'snuggles'...you know the drill.


but seriously, I haven't decided yet.
Rayrayz

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The shadowpuppets change with the light. The reality is hidden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598854


I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


I was like...

:lunablah:

And Rayrayz was like...

rollseyes
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Yeah, it was an epic couple of nights of conversation. The library of Congress now has it in it's archives for safe keeping.

[link to www.loc.gov]


and lol...I love that little eye rolling smiley face.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


and I loved talkin' to you.

You're 'wicked' funny.
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:whole:

Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Grand Grimoire Ganesh is infuriating... Not only have I found more unused runes to add to that maddening mix, but the pinnacle is something I simply cannot abide.

Forgiveness and mercy... If only you knew the unendurable torments I've endured... To have to forgive it all and show ultimate clemency in the end... Not even God could show such compassion. Or at least, we've yet to find precedent for such a thing.

Trust me. I've got all the dirt where God is concerned.
 Quoting: AGC


I'm too wasted to translate your quadralingual speakeeeze.

One more time in engrish?

eyebat
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Yeah, it was an epic couple of nights of conversation. The library of Congress now has it in it's archives for safe keeping.

[link to www.loc.gov]

 Quoting: Rayrayz


I'm sure it's filed right next to your contract for underwear modeling.

groucho
Rayrayz

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Yeah, it was an epic couple of nights of conversation. The library of Congress now has it in it's archives for safe keeping.

[link to www.loc.gov]

 Quoting: Rayrayz


I'm sure it's filed right next to your contract for underwear modeling.

groucho
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
Rayrayz

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I was travelin' down a dark path.
Rayrayz

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Just kidding.
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LMAO, I told ya'... we're ALL elephants!
 Quoting: Bea Nameless


Not me, I'm a bird!

:whaddup:

LOL
Rayrayz

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09/29/2012 12:57 AM
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I did really enjoy our convos though...and I defo wasn't rolling my eyes.
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LMAO, I told ya'... we're ALL elephants!
 Quoting: Bea Nameless


Not me, I'm a bird!

:whaddup:

LOL
 Quoting: ArunaLuna



harehorse

LOL :)
"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
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I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.
Rayrayz

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LMAO, I told ya'... we're ALL elephants!
 Quoting: Bea Nameless


Not me, I'm a bird!

:whaddup:

LOL
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Yes, you are a bird.
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I did really enjoy our convos though...and I defo wasn't rolling my eyes.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too, you're good peoples.

grinning
Rayrayz

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I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Never was really into it.

Just seemed like fantasy sci fi stuff since I was a kid.

I believe in God....big time.

but the Torah and Bible are baloney.
Bea Nameless

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I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I'm just wondering if he's actually still modeling or kidding about why he quit, lmao.
"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
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Awww...nice Rabbit...
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I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Never was really into it.

Just seemed like fantasy sci fi stuff since I was a kid.

I believe in God....big time.

but the Torah and Bible are baloney.
 Quoting: Rayrayz


So you hear any messages from God direct lately or what's your relationship like with the big guy?
Bea Nameless

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Awww...nice Rabbit...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I suspect I'm either a cat or a unicorn. Or maybe a caticorn, lol.
"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
Rayrayz

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I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I'm just wondering if he's actually still modeling or kidding about why he quit, lmao.
 Quoting: Bea Nameless



Kidding...

but I look good in underwear...

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