The platonic solids are BUILDING again!

Yeah, I know you're not gay...God is the one with the homo-creepy infatuation...There's not much I can do about that other than wear the bathing suit in the shower and not masturbate...and that makes me a loose cannon.

It's a tough situation.

But my real answer? He said... you're ALL elephants!

I'm not a shadow puppet. I'm a real person. Luna has talked to me before.

Although, I can see how you would be suspicious.

Don't get me wrong. I don't like abominable either, but do have a tendency to love it, just like God. Abominable keeps everyone in business. We all need problems to fix, elsewise we cease to exist.

Why do you think He tolerates Echidna's existence? The bitch literally has an inverted fleur de lis for a face to symbolize the destruction of all beauty and the downfall of the holy trinity. God doesn't like her, but she's still dear. That's just how it goes...

Look, I have to fuck monsters just to keep them from killing everyone and everything. That's not an easy job! For once, I'd just like to have a sacrificial fuck all for myself, and not have to be the sacrificial fuck! Washing whore feet doesn't cut it anymore... I have to go to unthinkable extremes to bang out all these miracles, and it certainly makes me miserable to deal with. But we're into that. Insanity is good times.

:whole:

Ya'll are gonna summon an elephant...

I was like...

:lunablah:

And Rayrayz was like...

:rollseyes:

He jumps on a chair and runs for his life when I'm around...

Unpersons are real people too. Too real, in fact. That's why they become myths and legends. Spook stories.

It's not too late to join the dreaded darkside, you know...

We really are the good guys... We just prefer those massive turncoats for getting around.

LMAO, I told ya'... we're ALL elephants!

Yeah, it was an epic couple of nights of conversation. The library of Congress now has it in it's archives for safe keeping.

[link to www.loc.gov]


and lol...I love that little eye rolling smiley face.

Grand Grimoire Ganesh is infuriating... Not only have I found more unused runes to add to that maddening mix, but the pinnacle is something I simply cannot abide.

Forgiveness and mercy... If only you knew the unendurable torments I've endured... To have to forgive it all and show ultimate clemency in the end... Not even God could show such compassion. Or at least, we've yet to find precedent for such a thing.

Trust me. I've got all the dirt where God is concerned.

I know...

Don't count me out just yet. Still weighing my options...I'm talking it over with my kitty 'snuggles'...you know the drill.


but seriously, I haven't decided yet.

and I loved talkin' to you.

You're 'wicked' funny.

I'm too wasted to translate your quadralingual speakeeeze.

One more time in engrish?

I'm sure it's filed right next to your contract for underwear modeling.

I stopped underwear modeling because of Jesus Christ....

I was travelin' down a dark path.

Just kidding.

Not me, I'm a bird!

:whaddup:

LOL

I did really enjoy our convos though...and I defo wasn't rolling my eyes.

:harehorse:

LOL :)

Me too! Hayseuss was like like "byotch, you too big fo dat shit no moe"

But seriously, I quit believing in God because of Jesus Christ.

Yes, you are a bird.

Me too, you're good peoples.

Never was really into it.

Just seemed like fantasy sci fi stuff since I was a kid.

I believe in God....big time.

but the Torah and Bible are baloney.

I'm just wondering if he's actually still modeling or kidding about why he quit, lmao.

Awww...nice Rabbit...

So you hear any messages from God direct lately or what's your relationship like with the big guy?

I suspect I'm either a cat or a unicorn. Or maybe a caticorn, lol.

Kidding...

but I look good in underwear...