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Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)

 
tardrat
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Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Come on! Firstly he fucked up with the penis to start with (it's a stupid looking thing), and then he admits a design fault by telling us to chop the end off!?!? For fuck's sake...
The " HAMMER " Thor

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its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
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its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
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you surely are a strange one
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The Sumerians say that the people from the 12th planet didn't have a sheath, so the hebrews trying to look like the "people from above", cut the skin off. Pretty dumb, no matter for what reason you slice it!
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


Less cartoon and comic time might do you some good too :-)
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


stfu

you functional illiterate asshole.
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09/08/2012 08:02 AM
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Circumcision has to do with size. The OP must not have much to spare to be so upset over such a stupid thing.
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
God has very little to do with circumcision. Or sin. Or Bible. He just is: consider Him more like neutral force made of pure energy which we sense like love and light. Peace:)
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Come on! Firstly he fucked up with the penis to start with (it's a stupid looking thing), and then he admits a design fault by telling us to chop the end off!?!? For fuck's sake...
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


Actually, I am circumcised and German.

Let me tell you, when the exposed glans constantly rubs on the garment you wear, it does not make you think less about sexuality, and it does not prevent any unwanted hard-on's - the opposite is true.

However, I don't give a damn about belief or spirituality, I'd just like to enjoy the every day life in my body, but this seems impossible after this inhumane and unnecessary surgery.

And yes, we're good at engineering, but were apparently not as cold as ice when it comes to our soul.

MY soul does NOT feel well in this mutilated body.
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Come on! Firstly he fucked up with the penis to start with (it's a stupid looking thing), and then he admits a design fault by telling us to chop the end off!?!? For fuck's sake...
 Quoting: tardrat 1750524



You must be a woman.

Secondly, If he made a mistake on the "design plan" then couldn't he just re-write the code?

Circumcision is Bullshit.

Clearly a means of control.

Why? How?

All i'll say is, do you ever wonder why people(men) are so quick to the draw?

like they lack proper protection?

Acting completely exposed and trying like hell to prove themselves.

There are many functions of a foreskin. You should look into it.

There's actually a muscle that is completely removed, I believe we'd otherwise have control of.

Always feeling like something's 'Missing'?

...
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
There is no god you tards
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Come on! Firstly he fucked up with the penis to start with (it's a stupid looking thing), and then he admits a design fault by telling us to chop the end off!?!? For fuck's sake...
 Quoting: tardrat 1750524



You must be a woman.

Secondly, If he made a mistake on the "design plan" then couldn't he just re-write the code?

Circumcision is Bullshit.

Clearly a means of control.

Why? How?

All i'll say is, do you ever wonder why people(men) are so quick to the draw?

like they lack proper protection?

Acting completely exposed and trying like hell to prove themselves.

There are many functions of a foreskin. You should look into it.

There's actually a muscle that is completely removed, I believe we'd otherwise have control of.

Always feeling like something's 'Missing'?

...
 Quoting: Dark Stranger, Sir AC 3003754


I feel it is the base for any hypothesis about castration anxieties or complexes in society but perhaps not it's only cause as other factors will have an effect.
7even
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5a

How a cut male feels.
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more , its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


Is there a GLP retard of the day award I can hand to this guy.
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
The Sumerians say that the people from the 12th planet didn't have a sheath, so the hebrews trying to look like the "people from above", cut the skin off. Pretty dumb, no matter for what reason you slice it!
 Quoting: pigshark 23238419


i bet the sumerians had a good time finding out that tidbit of info....

probably more than Herodotus had discovering that black mens semen is also white, just like a greeks.
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Circumcision...proof that people who believe in organised religions are the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet.

Yes, the magical space fairy want a bit of your cock so he can build a magical space castle out of dick skin.

Yup, makes perfect sense to me.

crazy
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
The Sumerians say that the people from the 12th planet didn't have a sheath, so the hebrews trying to look like the "people from above", cut the skin off. Pretty dumb, no matter for what reason you slice it!
 Quoting: pigshark 23238419


i bet the sumerians had a good time finding out that tidbit of info....

probably more than Herodotus had discovering that black mens semen is also white, just like a greeks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20465273


i wonder how many people from the 12th planet the sumerians had to 'observe' before deciding that possession of a sheathless penis is a accurate statement in general.

does anyone know that number?
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Yet the Vatican holds on to the holy prepuce. Just in case.
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Actually besides religion,circumcision was done
to keep young studs from spanking their monkey.

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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

and it does work , i had it done , its so much better , i no longer get hard on's on the buses and no longer get unwanted hard on 's ..

i do think about sex less and worship more
, its a win win for me , and perfect in every way ..

i wouldnt expect you to understand after all your german , good at enginerring , but when it comes to spiritualism and the soul , you are cold as ice ..

good day sir ....
 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


In other words, your life sucks!

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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Come on! Firstly he fucked up with the penis to start with (it's a stupid looking thing), and then he admits a design fault by telling us to chop the end off!?!? For fuck's sake...
 Quoting: tardrat 1750524


Circumcision is a satanic sacrifice practiced in newborns by the Zionist cabala. For what else do you think they torture and mutilate their babies in the most sensitive part of the body???

You bet some of those bloodthirsty draconian aliens called "Anunnaki", showed up one day to Hebrews, calling himself "almighty god" and demanded this ritual as a generation dogma. Probably it was the worse of their race who demanded newborn babies mutilation.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
Don't criticise when you have absolutely no intel or understanding.
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In the foreskin dwells a vital gland that essentially allows men to become "attached" to a female (allows our biology to pick a long term mate,) via the hormones emmitted, and men that do not have this (supposedly, I wouldn't know,) cannot ever fully commit to or love one women.
this is according to a certain banned name on this site.

Any mutilated penis's wanna contest this?
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The Hebrew Bible never actually says to cut of the FORESKIN. It is a mistranslation. It actually says LOOSE SKIN and it is symbolic NOT literal. Loose skin symbolically means PROMISCUITY as skin mean Integrity. This is clearly shown in..

Job 19:20 and I am escaped with the skin(integrity) of my teeth(sense values).

Deuteronomy 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiff-necked.

Exodus 6:30 And Moses said before the Lord, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?

Colossians 2:11 In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:

Romans 2:25 For circumcision verily profiteth, if thou keep the law: but if thou be a breaker of the law, thy circumcision is made uncircumcision.
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Circumsion = genital mutilation. Pure and simple. Unless there is a decent medical reason, which there are.
There is no other reason for it in the 21st century or the 20th. It's a barbaric practice that doesn't cure masturbation as a previous poster said maybe several thousand years ago in the desert when water was scarce and soap non existent it had its place, but in the world now, knowing what we do about hygiene, fucking disgusting
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
its not a design fault , circumcision is to desensitise the penis meaning less thought about sex and more thought about god and worship ...

 Quoting: The " HAMMER " Thor


Then making the penis too sensitive was the design fault.
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Re: Circumcision...proof there is no God :-)
In the foreskin dwells a vital gland that essentially allows men to become "attached" to a female (allows our biology to pick a long term mate,) via the hormones emmitted, and men that do not have this (supposedly, I wouldn't know,) cannot ever fully commit to or love one women.
this is according to a certain banned name on this site.

Any mutilated penis's wanna contest this?
 Quoting: Stubiru 32813159


this would not fucking surprise me one bit.... fuck the government

Last Edited by Paradise Havona on 01/22/2013 03:47 PM
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