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So we have our candidates for President and VP, if the election were today?...who would you vote for.

 
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Voted for you and your clone - 'little me'... at least we'll have access to you and tell you what we think and threaten you if you begin to fuck up.

SHR for potus!5a
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Are Republican followers even allowed to clone????? I thought they were against all that sort of thing?????????.
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Donkey show party myth...Republicans are very pro science, pro- energy, pro NASA space exploration...you think because one president was smart enough to say that federal money isn't going to be spent funding research into cancer causing embryonic stem cells that all republicans are completely anti science...it's bullshit...just like them saying that because we want less govt and regulation, that we want zero govt anarchy...it's just another retardes strawman...but amazingly?...people still like to pretend they believe it.,,,until the Reps do one thing...then it's ZOMFG BIG GOVT REPUBLICANS MUST DIE!!! AHHHH!!!!...

Just keep listening to the Liberal Media....
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Which one are they again? I keep changing stations but I hear the same shit from both sides.
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Fail....even if you don't believe it, there are very different opinions/propaganda being spewed from both sides.
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Are people blind enough for voting for Romney ?

He'll go to war like did Bush !!!!!
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Maybe we'll invade France with a Cub Scout troop...prolly take 20 minutes for you all to surrender...then we'll take the four hot chicks that are left in your country, hose em down, shave their pits, fly em back to the states and nuke Paris before we leave...should be able to wrap the whole invasion and conquer deal up in about a day and a half...
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Yep. Because war death and destruction is ALWAYS the best way to settle disputes!

All Hail Mitt Romney, the god of war for the people!
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Lol....get lost kid...everyone knows your just another butthurt Paultard who is either going to vote for Obama or play pretend Libertarian, go play with your tinky toys.
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No I am voting for peace. This is a new era. We humans shouldnt be killing each other anymore. That was sooo 20th century. We can do this if everyone will let go of their hate.

Spread the word.
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

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Ha Ha Ha .....
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Hey Guam...you're one of "Our Guys" right?...keepin my eye on yas....cause I'm not sure I trust you yet....know why?...I don't what you're called...Guamians?...Guamers?...Guamites?..Guamulans????...WT​F...
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Guamanians.... :)
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...Holy shit you are correct...I guess you should know huh......I must admit I did not know and had to fact check you....

Welp...if I am elected President I will promise you this...

I will change your name to GUAMANICS!!!!..how freaking cool is THAT ey?...
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Sounds Techno... most of us enjoy 80's Rock - well, at least at my beach bar anyway...

Wish we could vote for president - But, until then... in my mind... any thing but the present.
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09/08/2012 11:34 AM
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We also must factor in a foreign influence that is movitated by money. SCYTL

A Spanish online voting company SCYTL aquired the largest vote processing corporation in the United States, and the means to manufacturing the outcome of the 2012 election.

They will count the votes in 26 States, by supplying the election software which records, counts, and reports the votes of Americans in 26 states–900 total jurisdictions–across the nation.

Will this be a factor?
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you certainly have all the characteristics for a pres.... I mean, pinning you're own thread and all that!!!!!!
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Are Republican followers even allowed to clone????? I thought they were against all that sort of thing?????????.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


Donkey show party myth...Republicans are very pro science, pro- energy, pro NASA space exploration...you think because one president was smart enough to say that federal money isn't going to be spent funding research into cancer causing embryonic stem cells that all republicans are completely anti science...it's bullshit...just like them saying that because we want less govt and regulation, that we want zero govt anarchy...it's just another retardes strawman...but amazingly?...people still like to pretend they believe it.,,,until the Reps do one thing...then it's ZOMFG BIG GOVT REPUBLICANS MUST DIE!!! AHHHH!!!!...

Just keep listening to the Liberal Media....
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Which one are they again? I keep changing stations but I hear the same shit from both sides.
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Fail....even if you don't believe it, there are very different opinions/propaganda being spewed from both sides.
 Quoting: SHR


No, I didn't mean "The same shit"...I meant it's all the "SAME" shit, it's just all shit, lies, repeat and rinse.
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I demand to see SHR's birth certificate and ten years of tax return
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Wasn't Gary Johnson going to choose Ron Paul as his running mate? He said so.
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obama, i because i dont want romney paying of the far right extremists religious nuts by banning porn,gambling and weed.
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
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^^^Absolute truth^^^

Any vote besides Romney is a vote to put Obama back in.
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I demand to see SHR's birth certificate and ten years of tax return
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He is not of this world.
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
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I'd die first, give me freedom or give me death. I want this to stop and I believe in GOD. His will be done if you would stop fighting him. Vote your conscience but to vote and trade one cultist for another isn't my way of winning.

I will write in Gary Johnson, but I'll never sell my soul for either one of those goons. Remember votes can be stolen, pull write in and write in your candidate.
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Something tells me the real election will go this way as well.
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
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I'd die first, give me freedom or give me death. I want this to stop and I believe in GOD. His will be done if you would stop fighting him. Vote your conscience but to vote and trade one cultist for another isn't my way of winning.

I will write in Gary Johnson, but I'll never sell my soul for either one of those goons. Remember votes can be stolen, pull write in and write in your candidate.
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You're going to get Obama again then!!!
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Are people blind enough for voting for Romney ?

He'll go to war like did Bush !!!!!
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Maybe we'll invade France with a Cub Scout troop...prolly take 20 minutes for you all to surrender...then we'll take the four hot chicks that are left in your country, hose em down, shave their pits, fly em back to the states and nuke Paris before we leave...should be able to wrap the whole invasion and conquer deal up in about a day and a half...
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Yep. Because war death and destruction is ALWAYS the best way to settle disputes!

All Hail Mitt Romney, the god of war for the people!
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WAR IS JUST AN EXTENSION OF DIPLOMACY. It's another way of getting the opposition to see things from your point of view. - Machiavelli
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
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^^^Absolute truth^^^

Any vote besides Romney is a vote to put Obama back in.
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sheeplebah
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

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Your country is hurting today, at least try someone else, it's a 50/50 gamble but leaving it the same is a guarantee of the same thing. JMO
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No, I like Obama. He's not nearly liberal enough, but I think he's improving the country in many ways, just not as fast as I would like.
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What are some of the improvements you believe he has made?
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Health care reform, gay marriage rights, the economy, and speaking like an intelligent person instead of a dumbfuck cowboy, just for starters.
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"Healthcare" has actually NOT been reformed at all, a few insurance measures have been put in place and a mandated tax penalty has been assesed to force people into buying it. There is a vast argument on the "Affordable care act", but reforming Healthcare is not a part of that and as far as I see, neither the pro nor con side which is making a cognitive argument for either claims that it is.

There has been zero legislation concerning "Gay Marriage rights"...which in fact marriage is not a right gay or straight, The Economy is in the shitter just in case you don't keep track of current events and the Wisdom of Obama off prompter includes such revelations that we have 57 states and that Navy has "Corpse-men",,,if you want him to sound like an uber dumbass cowboy?...just add the accent...he'll blow any cowboy out of the dumbass deep water like a missile destroyer taking on a paddle boat..
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Something tells me the real election will go this way as well.
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Obama voters don't get up until at least noon, local time...
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DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT IF THEY WERE FORCED TO PUT "NONE OF THE ABOVE" ON THE BALLOT, EITHER OF THESE GLOBALISTS WOULD WIN?

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WITH TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND AN OWNERSHIP STAKE IN THE FEDERAL RESERVE CORPORATION AND THUS UNLIMITED PROFIT, ACTUALLY COUNT THE VOTES WE CAST,AND THEN HAND OVER POWER TO WHOEVER 'WINS' EACH ELECTION? AND THIS DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO ADDRESS THE REALITY THAT WE ONLY GET 2 'REAL' CANDIDATES EVERY 4 YEARS .. AND BOTH ARE ALWAYS EITHER A BUSH OR A CLINTON OR A HALF BLACK MAN FOR THE PAST 24 YEARS. DERP DERP

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Maybe we'll invade France with a Cub Scout troop...prolly take 20 minutes for you all to surrender...then we'll take the four hot chicks that are left in your country, hose em down, shave their pits, fly em back to the states and nuke Paris before we leave...should be able to wrap the whole invasion and conquer deal up in about a day and a half...
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Yep. Because war death and destruction is ALWAYS the best way to settle disputes!

All Hail Mitt Romney, the god of war for the people!
 Quoting: chris999


Lol....get lost kid...everyone knows your just another butthurt Paultard who is either going to vote for Obama or play pretend Libertarian, go play with your tinky toys.
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No I am voting for peace. This is a new era. We humans shouldnt be killing each other anymore. That was sooo 20th century. We can do this if everyone will let go of their hate.

Spread the word.
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So not voting for the Libertarian party now then I take it...Going with Rossane and Chimpy Sheehad?
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If a reptard admin from this site starts such a thread, how can we be sure he isn't manipulating the votes (like Bush did)?

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Next time use a fake name to be more credible.
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Interesting that GLP and the big US banks agree on the same candidate: [link to www.opensecrets.org]
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
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^^^Absolute truth^^^

Any vote besides Romney is a vote to put Obama back in.
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Romney is going to give everyone a job too. Mandatory to work to get food stamps 80 hours a week. He can't afford food stamps and fund wars, healthcare and corporate bailouts.

You have got to work and help him do it.
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15170057


^^^Absolute truth^^^

Any vote besides Romney is a vote to put Obama back in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22965576


Romney is going to give everyone a job too. Mandatory to work to get food stamps 80 hours a week. He can't afford food stamps and fund wars, healthcare and corporate bailouts.

You have got to work and help him do it.
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Added note:

Obama will give you the same thing. Vote for either one of them and you have a 50/50 chance of being hated by anyone who voted for the other one.
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if i had to make a wager, id put my money on obama.
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Gotta go with Mitt, since I'm in Nevada and he needs help here to win the state. Otherwise, I'd go with Gary.
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The only way voting works is if EVERYONE votes for and only for the candidate they believe to be the best person for the job.

Every single person that does not follow the natural law of voting for your representatives at any and every level of government is helping to corrupt it and personally responsible for the pillaging of our rights.

One of the prevalent ways that people learn what is right in their heart is to have other people doing what is right as an example to follow. Not everyone is a leader, some need to follow.

Follow your heart, follow a leader who speaks from his/her heart (which applies to neither Obama nor Romney), or at the very least follow the fucking rules of how voting works. If you're doing anything else you are the epitome of the moran that knows not the bounds of his moranism.
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No, I like Obama. He's not nearly liberal enough, but I think he's improving the country in many ways, just not as fast as I would like.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17152779


What are some of the improvements you believe he has made?
 Quoting: SHR


Health care reform, gay marriage rights, the economy, and speaking like an intelligent person instead of a dumbfuck cowboy, just for starters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17152779


"Healthcare" has actually NOT been reformed at all, a few insurance measures have been put in place and a mandated tax penalty has been assesed to force people into buying it. There is a vast argument on the "Affordable care act", but reforming Healthcare is not a part of that and as far as I see, neither the pro nor con side which is making a cognitive argument for either claims that it is.

There has been zero legislation concerning "Gay Marriage rights"...which in fact marriage is not a right gay or straight, The Economy is in the shitter just in case you don't keep track of current events and the Wisdom of Obama off prompter includes such revelations that we have 57 states and that Navy has "Corpse-men",,,if you want him to sound like an uber dumbass cowboy?...just add the accent...he'll blow any cowboy out of the dumbass deep water like a missile destroyer taking on a paddle boat..
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I wish I wrote that.... I love lending an ear to "Dumbfuck Cowboys" that visit this Island a whole lot more than the Bull Shit that pours out of the many clueless...
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Hope you're all smart enough to realize that the only way to rid yourselves of Obama is to vote for Romney/Ryan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15170057


^^^Absolute truth^^^

Any vote besides Romney is a vote to put Obama back in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22965576


Romney is going to give everyone a job too. Mandatory to work to get food stamps 80 hours a week. He can't afford food stamps and fund wars, healthcare and corporate bailouts.

You have got to work and help him do it.
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People should have to work you know!!!!!!!! Nothing should be free.
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Wow, this poll just shows how delusional people are. Obama bad, but Romney is the worst. Hope you don't get what you're hoping for, tards. it will hurt.

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