You Are The Chosen One

Cool story bro

Was I supposed to bring balance to the force?

But of course.

you lot are nobodytards

You mean like in that story "The Lottery"

Where some one member of the town is chosen to be the sacrifice?

Damn OP, if anyone ever tells you you are chosen, fucking run away! Also, don't say that to others or they may take it badly!

Anyway, who the hell would do the choosin of the chosen?

Haha, but now on the subjkect of the chosen, I think Freud said that they had probably killed Moses, and that why they're such a guilty tribe.

It is strange that he'd all of a sudden give them the Ritual of Atonement. Like, what did they do that was so bad? They are still atoning.

In the moaning of atoning, we can observe the money bags a groaning. Haha, chosen, perhaps. But for what OP? For what would anyone be chosen?

oh believe me no body in their right mind would ever want to be a chosen one of this reality.. stay away all you power hungry wanna bes.. for come walking the walk you wouldnt last a day in those shoes..

yes very well said indeed!!

"Don't you pretend
That I'm not Alive"

It must be very hard to be one of the chosen...



I could never imagine...but I do know it's nothing to joke about...

What a stupid magnet guys.

What a stupid magnet guys.

Oh again

the tomatoes have spoken

tell us more opie

I will watch the whole thing. For you.

Awwww thank you!!!

I cannot tell you more for you are not the one that I speak of.

Do you have any more cliches you'd like to provide??? It wouldn't be so bad if there weren't at least 4-5 of these a week. Sometimes it will be 4-5 times in a day.

Advice like this doesn't help anyone. AT ALL. And it continues to perpetuate self-serving nonsense instead of a collective effort at unity.

I don't know if I want to be in unity with anyone that can do that?!?

chosen for what?

to unconditionally love and serve his dick in my tight glory hole

What of the Logrus?

i used to be the chosen one.. i was chosen one of all the chosen ones in fact.. what do you think i am now op?

I scored a futon and I have a working toilet.

I'm so ready for sex.

I'm tired and I want to die. To return home.