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Iran considers immediate and decisive action against Canada!

 
Orange

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09/08/2012 05:54 PM

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Canada and the United States unveiled the details of a new border deal on Wednesday they say will ease the cross-border flow of people and goods while stopping security threats at the gate.

When the plan is fully in action, Canadian travellers should expect less hassle at air and land crossings through streamlined screening and security procedures.

Measures include boosting the trusted traveller NEXUS border-clearance program and slashing duplicate baggage screening for connecting flights at airports, which is expected to reduce delays and cut down on the roughly 100,000 misdirected bags each year.

U.S. President Barack Obama, who praised his country's relationship with Canada, wants even more Canadians to head south and -- more importantly -- spend money here.

"Last year, more than 100 million people crossed our shared border, including lots of Canadians who, I'd note, spend more money in America than any other visitors," Obama said at a news conference in Washington Wednesday with Prime Minister Stephen Harper. "Well, I'll make a pitch -- we want even more Canadians visiting and spending even more money here."

But Canadians clamouring to head south shouldn't expect changes any time soon. The new measures will be rolled out as pilot projects beginning in 2012 before being fully implemented. Other initiatives are still in the planning stage...

[link to www.torontosun.com]
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09/08/2012 05:55 PM
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Love this line:

Iran's Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Ramin Mehmanparast, decribed the move as “hostile behavior [by] the current racist government in Canada” that was influenced by the British and Israeli governments

I had no idea Iran was a race.
 Quoting: northerntomcat


Canada is the fuck up in this situation. They said that it was because of terrorism from Iran.

People need to get it through their thick fucking skulls that Iran is never an aggressor when it comes to picking a fight. They always respond to an act of aggression.

Canada is a fucking speck on the world stage and you fucking know it.

Why Canada and why now? I say it is a test by TPTB. Stephen Harper is a warmongering POS. If Canada had to go toe-to-toe with Iran and no help, we would be Muzzie in about 2 months.

The Iranians have a fleet of Russian subs stationed off of the coast of North America. If someone bombs them, then expect a retaliatory strike in North America.

Their subs, unlike ours, work.

Quit believing the Lamestream media spin on this and think for yourself moran!
northerntomcat (OP)

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09/08/2012 05:56 PM
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.....Cannuckleheads....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8139030


Does Poland still have diplomatic relations with Iran?

Last Edited by northerntomcat on 09/08/2012 05:56 PM
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According to semi-reliable sources, Iranian supermarkets (read: 7/11) are going to stop carrying maple syrup.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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09/08/2012 05:57 PM
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Canada and the United States unveiled the details of a new border deal on Wednesday they say will ease the cross-border flow of people and goods while stopping security threats at the gate.

When the plan is fully in action, Canadian travellers should expect less hassle at air and land crossings through streamlined screening and security procedures.

Measures include boosting the trusted traveller NEXUS border-clearance program and slashing duplicate baggage screening for connecting flights at airports, which is expected to reduce delays and cut down on the roughly 100,000 misdirected bags each year.

U.S. President Barack Obama, who praised his country's relationship with Canada, wants even more Canadians to head south and -- more importantly -- spend money here.

"Last year, more than 100 million people crossed our shared border, including lots of Canadians who, I'd note, spend more money in America than any other visitors," Obama said at a news conference in Washington Wednesday with Prime Minister Stephen Harper. "Well, I'll make a pitch -- we want even more Canadians visiting and spending even more money here."

But Canadians clamouring to head south shouldn't expect changes any time soon. The new measures will be rolled out as pilot projects beginning in 2012 before being fully implemented. Other initiatives are still in the planning stage...

[link to www.torontosun.com]
 Quoting: Orange


When I head south I go to Cuba. Warm friendly people, great food and booze, and no groping or naked body scanners at the airport.

The Cubans appreciate Canadians!
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09/08/2012 05:57 PM
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If they did something to Canada, wouldn't that bring us in the mix?
 Quoting: closing eyes


Nope. Our only treaty is the land treaty with our borders. Minus of course all the telecommunications and business treaties we have with canada...but we have no defense/military treaties with them.
 Quoting: The Entropy of Change

More to the point, in Pentagon files there are war plans against them. No lie, GI.
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09/08/2012 05:57 PM
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Harper is racist as fuck. Fuck anyone on here that supports that piece of shit trying to make our country fucked like America fuck him.
 Quoting: spencer


Let me guess, you seem to not like him. Correct?
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09/08/2012 05:58 PM
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You canadian wellie wearer mountie infidels will feel the lightening strike on the great alah.

(or something to that affect)

Canada sucks anyway, miserable people, mostly frogs with no sense of humour :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23293636


Listen to the limey you filthy Canadians! You guys suck!
Orange

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09/08/2012 06:00 PM

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All North America is attaked by Islamists.

They want all the planet for Islam. They won't have it.

5 1/2 billions of persons aren't muslim and don't want to be muslim.
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09/08/2012 06:02 PM
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"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"

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09/08/2012 06:04 PM
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According to semi-reliable sources, Iranian supermarkets (read: 7/11) are going to stop carrying maple syrup.
 Quoting: Buck Zander


[link to www.theglobeandmail.com]

"Quebec police are on the hunt for a sticky-fingered thief after millions of dollars of maple syrup vanished from a Quebec warehouse."
Orange

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09/08/2012 06:06 PM

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Information is the Enemy of Islamic Supremacy: Spread it!

[link to www.globalinfidel.tv]

Stop Islamization of the world
Defend our Freedom! ACT NOW! - Stop Islamization of the world

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09/08/2012 06:06 PM
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jewish people are not a "race" either, BTW
 Quoting: bvndy


tell them that idiot!
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09/08/2012 06:06 PM
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According to semi-reliable sources, Iranian supermarkets (read: 7/11) are going to stop carrying maple syrup.
 Quoting: Buck Zander


[link to www.theglobeandmail.com]

"Quebec police are on the hunt for a sticky-fingered thief after millions of dollars of maple syrup vanished from a Quebec warehouse."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21425572


Rumour has it that was a couple of Vancouverites
with the munchies.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
Anonymous Coward
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09/08/2012 06:08 PM
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All North America is attaked by Islamists.

They want all the planet for Islam. They won't have it.

5 1/2 billions of persons aren't muslim and don't want to be muslim.
 Quoting: Orange


Don't lump Iran into your stupid shit game. They are thousands of Jewish Iranians, thousands of Christian Iranians.

No one persecutes them in Iran.

Learn something about the world and then get back to me Jethro!
northerntomcat (OP)

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09/08/2012 06:08 PM
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If they did something to Canada, wouldn't that bring us in the mix?
 Quoting: closing eyes


Nope. Our only treaty is the land treaty with our borders. Minus of course all the telecommunications and business treaties we have with canada...but we have no defense/military treaties with them.
 Quoting: The Entropy of Change

More to the point, in Pentagon files there are war plans against them. No lie, GI.
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22682349


We have speakers strung all along the border we like to call the areas the Bieber defense grid(West coast) the Celine Dione defense grid (Ontario and Quebec)and the Anne Murry defense grid (East coast),so bring it.yeahsure

Last Edited by northerntomcat on 09/08/2012 06:10 PM
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If they did something to Canada, wouldn't that bring us in the mix?
 Quoting: closing eyes


Nope. Our only treaty is the land treaty with our borders. Minus of course all the telecommunications and business treaties we have with canada...but we have no defense/military treaties with them.
 Quoting: The Entropy of Change

More to the point, in Pentagon files there are war plans against them. No lie, GI.
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22682349


We have speakers strung all along the border we like to the areas the Bieber defense grid(West coast) the Celine Dione defense grid (Ontario and Quebec)and the Anne Murry defense grid (East coast),so bring it.yeahsure
 Quoting: northerntomcat



bsflag to the bold.

We have Frankie MacDonald on the east coast. With him we are in safe hands and are immune to doom!
Orange

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09/08/2012 06:11 PM

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According to semi-reliable sources, Iranian supermarkets (read: 7/11) are going to stop carrying maple syrup.
 Quoting: Buck Zander


[link to www.theglobeandmail.com]

"Quebec police are on the hunt for a sticky-fingered thief after millions of dollars of maple syrup vanished from a Quebec warehouse."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21425572


An other one on it:

Maple syrup worth up to $30M stolen in Quebec

Thieves in Quebec have made off with a massive haul of maple syrup worth up to $30 million in an unusual burglary targeting the world's most important association of producers of the Canadian confection.

Quebec provincial police are investigating after the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, in an inventory check of one of its warehouses, noticed that a large number of the barrels it uses to store its maple syrup were empty.

The warehouse, in St-Louis-de-Blandford, 160 kilometres northeast of Montreal, held about 3.4 million litres of bulk maple syrup and is part of a global strategic reserve of the sticky liquid...

[link to www.cbc.ca]
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09/08/2012 06:17 PM
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Nope. Our only treaty is the land treaty with our borders. Minus of course all the telecommunications and business treaties we have with canada...but we have no defense/military treaties with them.
 Quoting: The Entropy of Change

More to the point, in Pentagon files there are war plans against them. No lie, GI.
abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22682349


We have speakers strung all along the border we like to the areas the Bieber defense grid(West coast) the Celine Dione defense grid (Ontario and Quebec)and the Anne Murry defense grid (East coast),so bring it.yeahsure
 Quoting: northerntomcat



bsflag to the bold.

We have Frankie MacDonald on the east coast. With him we are in safe hands and are immune to doom!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


Ya you are right we retired the Ann Murry a few years ago Go Frankie!
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09/08/2012 06:19 PM
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Love CANADA and love the CANADIANS!!!!
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09/08/2012 06:24 PM
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Love CANADA and love the CANADIANS!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23330922


The feeling is NOT mutual. You guys turned Commie and now officially suck!
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09/08/2012 06:25 PM
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Canada and the United States unveiled the details of a new border deal on Wednesday they say will ease the cross-border flow of people and goods while stopping security threats at the gate.

When the plan is fully in action, Canadian travellers should expect less hassle at air and land crossings through streamlined screening and security procedures.

Measures include boosting the trusted traveller NEXUS border-clearance program and slashing duplicate baggage screening for connecting flights at airports, which is expected to reduce delays and cut down on the roughly 100,000 misdirected bags each year.

U.S. President Barack Obama, who praised his country's relationship with Canada, wants even more Canadians to head south and -- more importantly -- spend money here.

"Last year, more than 100 million people crossed our shared border, including lots of Canadians who, I'd note, spend more money in America than any other visitors," Obama said at a news conference in Washington Wednesday with Prime Minister Stephen Harper. "Well, I'll make a pitch -- we want even more Canadians visiting and spending even more money here."

But Canadians clamouring to head south shouldn't expect changes any time soon. The new measures will be rolled out as pilot projects beginning in 2012 before being fully implemented. Other initiatives are still in the planning stage...

[link to www.torontosun.com]
 Quoting: Orange


When I head south I go to Cuba. Warm friendly people, great food and booze, and no groping or naked body scanners at the airport.

The Cubans appreciate Canadians!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


This.

US is not a vacat spot, I see it as a slightly worse version of Canada. How relaxing...? Or fun...?
Canadians do like to buy cheap clothes and electronics in the US though. Because cheap.
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09/08/2012 06:26 PM
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Love CANADA and love the CANADIANS!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23330922


The feeling is NOT mutual. You guys turned Commie and now officially suck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


are you kidding?

The reason I decided not to move to Australia for a job offer i got there is because they are too right wing.
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09/08/2012 06:27 PM
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You canadian wellie wearer mountie infidels will feel the lightening strike on the great alah.

(or something to that affect)

Canada sucks anyway, miserable people, mostly frogs with no sense of humour :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23293636


Ha! This coming from the country that brought us Mr. Bean, Hugh Grant and Wallace and Gromit.

laugh
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09/08/2012 06:30 PM
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Love CANADA and love the CANADIANS!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23330922


The feeling is NOT mutual. You guys turned Commie and now officially suck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


are you kidding?

The reason I decided not to move to Australia for a job offer i got there is because they are too right wing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3199789


1) Took away guns
2) Instituted a carbon tax
3) Made it a crime to publicly diss the carbon tax
4) Using Agenda 21 tactics to kick farmers off of their land

Commie or Nazi

Take your pick!
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09/08/2012 06:41 PM
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Love CANADA and love the CANADIANS!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23330922


The feeling is NOT mutual. You guys turned Commie and now officially suck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


are you kidding?

The reason I decided not to move to Australia for a job offer i got there is because they are too right wing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3199789


1) Took away guns
2) Instituted a carbon tax
3) Made it a crime to publicly diss the carbon tax
4) Using Agenda 21 tactics to kick farmers off of their land

Commie or Nazi

Take your pick!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22688746


Yes, but they have the top ten world's most poisonous snakes. Not one, not three, but all ten in the... top ten. Talk about an adrenalin rush from simple daily living. Who needs roller coaster theme parks or no limit autobahns?

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09/08/2012 06:43 PM
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Canada is the Queen of England's fucking property.

Canadians are her subjects.

The Queen want Iran territory and oil and she WANTS IT NOW!

Therefore the Queen is using Canada to do her bidding, and the lickspittles in Canada are happy to oblige.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10393866



You do realise the Queen is only a figure head in our country and Canada has its own constitution and has for decades. Pull your face away from the Big Mac and learn some history you ignorant yank.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17244746


Sorry to interupt but yousir, are way off. What do you think crown land is? Who do you suppose the governor general is is? and what do you suggest would be a commonwealth nation?
You are one of the many duped by the illusion.
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09/08/2012 06:44 PM
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They're going after the maple syrup... Stock up now!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6638540


Don't joke, next they will be coming for your fat people and your poorly built cars.

tounge
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09/08/2012 06:46 PM
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Iran, all radical Islamists and all other evildoers will not even win a single flower pot with their hostile attitude so to speak, but instead they will experience many very negative karmic consequences sometime.
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09/08/2012 06:47 PM
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Canada is the Queen of England's fucking property.

Canadians are her subjects.

The Queen want Iran territory and oil and she WANTS IT NOW!

Therefore the Queen is using Canada to do her bidding, and the lickspittles in Canada are happy to oblige.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10393866



You do realise the Queen is only a figure head in our country and Canada has its own constitution and has for decades. Pull your face away from the Big Mac and learn some history you ignorant yank.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17244746


Sorry to interupt but yousir, are way off. What do you think crown land is? Who do you suppose the governor general is is? and what do you suggest would be a commonwealth nation?
You are one of the many duped by the illusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21419843


It baffles the mind the percentage of Canadians who truly believe that they own the land under their house, when only two entities hold that privilege - The Crown and the Native Peoples of Canada(and I don't mean the Scots or the Irish).
There must be a law that people can't lie.

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