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How to please my German Shepherd orally better?

 
Piscesian Misesian
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How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
I've tried biscuits, faux bacon, peanut butter, the works...
Any advise? Maybe from another man?
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We do not live in a "big bang" universe.
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09/08/2012 10:50 PM

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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
My GSD likes hot dogs. He also enjoys eating the large beef soup bones.
That is all...
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09/08/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
voice lessons?
Piscesian Misesian (OP)

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09/08/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
It often takes more than an hour to please him. :(
Pursue Truth.

This hard, tangible thing we call reality: the chair you sit upon, the computer, your beverage, cigarette, the air around you, is composed of 99.99999...% Space. Contrary to popular belief, energy-mass does not define the Space, but rather is defined -by- the Space. The all-permeating Space is a vibrating, infinitely dense medium of geometric discretion; a cube octahedral vector equillibrium. This is the One existence, and the only thing that exists, simultaneously. There is nothing else.

We do not live in a "big bang" universe.
We do not live in a "created" reality.
Our reality is a perpetually -creating- model, and It is aware.
Space is aware.
I AM aware.
"God", some call it.
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09/08/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
Bone with bonemarrow inside.
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09/08/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
Ohh wait. I see what you did here OP. Your trying to weed out the GLP users that are into beastality.
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09/08/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
Bring your psyop bullshit elsewhere OP, Maybe to the MSM.hf
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09/08/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
If you want to really please the dog orally,take out your false teeth!
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
Give him pedigree formula
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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
I've tried biscuits, faux bacon, peanut butter, the works...
Any advise? Maybe from another man?
 Quoting: Piscesian Misesian


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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
cradle the balls?

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Re: How to please my German Shepherd orally better?
Ask OP's gay Dad.....

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