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The things I know about life...

 
Borian
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The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
Borian (OP)

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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
 Quoting: Borian


Oh come on, am I completely wrong?
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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
 Quoting: Borian


This is such generalization assumption bullshit it shows the mind control is working well on you.
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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
 Quoting: Borian


This is such generalization assumption bullshit it shows the mind control is working well on you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21662845


/lol. Show me how you are smarter and how I have been brainwashed. I'm actually looking forward to this one.
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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
 Quoting: Borian


Oh come on, am I completely wrong?
 Quoting: Borian


1) Men are different. They think with two heads, but can only think with one head at a time. To them the world is many shades of gray.

2) Bald heads. Enough said.

3) It is what it is.

4) If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.

5) Treat everyone as you would like to be treated

6) To each their own. Charity begins at home. Trust in God.Judge not, lest you be judged.
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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.
 Quoting: Borian


Oh come on, am I completely wrong?
 Quoting: Borian


1) Men are different. They think with two heads, but can only think with one head at a time. To them the world is many shades of gray.

2) Bald heads. Enough said.

3) It is what it is.

4) If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.

5) Treat everyone as you would like to be treated

6) To each their own. Charity begins at home. Trust in God.Judge not, lest you be judged.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14954100


As much as I was hoping for a reply that would cause debate, I agree.
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Re: The things I know about life...
lol I would love to help in your need for a debate, however, I couldn't agree more.
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red_heart
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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Re: The things I know about life...
1) Women are different. Like alien different. They don't think like you and see the world in a different color.

2) Redheads. Enough said.

3) Life isn't fair. It will never be. Find your nitch and exploit it the best you can.

4) God does love you, but actually has a sense of humor. Don't confuse your lack of seeing him, for his lack of making fun of you.

5) Never do something to someone else that you wouldn't happily do to yourself.

6) If someone asks for something, give it to them. It's not up to you to decide if they need it or not.

/spoken like a true conservative.


 Quoting: Borian
Very inpressive.......

You could not have generated that list unless you have a lot of birthdays under you belt...

Plan to copy and save it.

Thanks!
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Re: The things I know about life...
I would like to debate your inability to conceive of understanding women and redheads. Red hair is the most prettiestest. And are you hanging out with women that play games or what? In my whole life I have never heard this "you don't have to understand just love bullshit" until the past few months. Now either you are way off base or your one of the very few that says anything. I would hate to find out that men are clueless about women at this time. THAT SHOULD BE NOTED BEFORE YOU REPLY.
:)
So when you answer know that you have been warned.

You should ask yourself ...is it me...am I dumb?

Last Edited by WindyMind on 10/14/2012 01:07 AM
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10/14/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: The things I know about life...
Never turn your back to an opponent.
Rely on your situtational awareness skills to avoid being killed like an idiot.
Trust noone but yourself.
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Re: The things I know about life...
excellent list...
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Re: The things I know about life...


this is all i know about life
Borian (OP)

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10/14/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: The things I know about life...
I would like to debate your inability to conceive of understanding women and redheads. Red hair is the most prettiestest. And are you hanging out with women that play games or what? In my whole life I have never heard this "you don't have to understand just love bullshit" until the past few months. Now either you are way off base or your one of the very few that says anything. I would hate to find out that men are clueless about women at this time. THAT SHOULD BE NOTED BEFORE YOU REPLY.
:)
So when you answer know that you have been warned.

You should ask yourself ...is it me...am I dumb?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Red headed women confound me. They simply think different. It is truely like a daily episode of I love Lucy but with some other redhead threats behind them.

If I could turn this into a Chuck Norris joke I would, but I promise any other guy that bumped into a readhead is simply reading this and feeling sorry for me.

But once you have met one, you can't go back.
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Re: The things I know about life...
My wife is a red head and living with her for 6 years has made
Me realize how smart gingers really are. I'm pretty sure my wife is illuminati and just doesnt even realize it.
domains

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10/14/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: The things I know about life...
il wake you up preaching sheep


males are really the females

x gene female y male... we create life with sperm

who looks dumb now

all of you
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Re: The things I know about life...
why you think males have nipples

grow up
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10/14/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: The things I know about life...
why you think males have nipples

grow up
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A chat bot?
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Re: The things I know about life...
your the bot

stop causing confusin
Borian (OP)

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this is all i know about life
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Absolutely awesome. Do you mind if I pass that link out in future posts?

Wonderful video. They forgot to say stay off my lawn.
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Re: The things I know about life...
your the bot

stop causing confusin
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No, I'm not. Please let me know where the confusion starts. Not my intention at all.

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