You didn't want us to click any link, and who is "us"?


You wanted to wag the dog.

You wanted to plant the seed of inception about these illuminati puzzle games while simultaneously pushing threads like, "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE", and "THIS GUY KNOWS THE SECRET TO THE COUNTDOWN", and all these other threads that inflate the selfish ego, and inspire motivation to persue these pots of delicous honey.

You didn't want to link "us"... no... that'd only decrease the time spent trying to pursue "them".