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Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.

 
GLP
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Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Its your choice.
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09/09/2012 09:58 AM
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09/09/2012 10:09 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
All religions have equal right to exist.
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09/09/2012 10:11 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
lol

"being the servant of the devil" is also believing in your religious system.

I'd rather believe in bacon
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09/09/2012 10:18 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Its your choice.
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Op, is right. Your belief is not required.

If someone points a gun at you, try not believing in bullets.
See where that gets you.
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09/09/2012 10:20 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Maybe the devil tricked a handful of men some 2000 years ago to write a book, preach it as word of god, kill all the non believers, bring about the dark ages, child molestation, vatican built of fucking gold, etc.



You're all the devil's tool.
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09/09/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
I'd rather believe in bacon
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yum. Sign me up.
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09/09/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
It's one or the other, you are either for Him or against Him, you either scatter or you gather.
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09/09/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
i married somene who is subserviant to satan. i am unequaly yoked and dont know what to do
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09/09/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
i married somene who is subserviant to satan. i am unequaly yoked and dont know what to do
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Actually the bible asys that your spouse is santified becaue of you. You are allowed to stay with an unsaved spouse. Are you are Christian?
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09/09/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Howza boutsa third option?

eyebat
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09/09/2012 11:05 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Howza boutsa third option?

eyebat
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Sorry, isn't one!
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09/09/2012 11:08 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
i married somene who is subserviant to satan. i am unequaly yoked and dont know what to do
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Actually the bible asys that your spouse is santified becaue of you. You are allowed to stay with an unsaved spouse. Are you are Christian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20586262


yes i am, i fell when my x wanted an open relationship and although i was having premarital sex i screwd up more.

i thaught if i married it would make god happy but im with a pill addict who was diagnosed with tbi.

hes mean agresive curses throws things at me

maybe i need to read the bible more on this cause im broken
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09/09/2012 11:12 AM

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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Howza boutsa third option?

eyebat
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Sorry, isn't one!
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moron
howdy
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09/09/2012 11:15 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
i married somene who is subserviant to satan. i am unequaly yoked and dont know what to do
 Quoting: rachel 726900


Actually the bible asys that your spouse is santified becaue of you. You are allowed to stay with an unsaved spouse. Are you are Christian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20586262


yes i am, i fell when my x wanted an open relationship and although i was having premarital sex i screwd up more.

i thaught if i married it would make god happy but im with a pill addict who was diagnosed with tbi.

hes mean agresive curses throws things at me

maybe i need to read the bible more on this cause im broken
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 726900


It's a fine line. The bible says that if an unbeliever is pleased to stay married to you, that you should remain married to them. But the bible also calls us to live in peace. My suggestion before you leave the marriage is to get to know God more, learn how to bind up what is in your husband, then determine if your husband will just not let you live in peace leave then.
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Howza boutsa third option?

eyebat
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Sorry, isn't one!
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moron
 Quoting: anabel


Guess it depends on the vantage point...
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09/09/2012 11:16 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Howza boutsa third option?

eyebat
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Sorry, isn't one!
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moron
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Actually I'm not a moron but love you anyway!
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09/09/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
and you posted this on a conspiracy website why exactly?
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09/09/2012 11:22 AM
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and you posted this on a conspiracy website why exactly?
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Maybe cause it's free country!
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09/09/2012 11:30 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
You can't be scared into believing something, moron.
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09/09/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
You can't be scared into believing something, moron.
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Who says?
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09/09/2012 11:54 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
What OP really means (as well as every other person with similarly hateful things to say) is; "Believe in my interpretation of God and my interpretation of the bible and come to me for any questions you might have as to how to interpret God or the bible.

OP wants to feel worshipped.

In reality, OP could care less about God...he just wants YOU to believe that his belief in God is greater than yours, and wants you to follow his lead.

I am not a Christian BECAUSE of peoplelike OP. OP claims to be a Christian, but how much do you wanna bet that he will vehemently deny acting like the pharisees described in Matthew 6:5-6

"5 And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

You may not be "praying" per se right now, OP, but you certainly are standing on the street corner screaming at the top of your lungs "BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE I DO SEE LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE FOR GOD LOOK HOW HOLY I AM BE JUST LIKE ME OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!"

You don't think God DOESN'T see what your doing right now, OP?
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09/09/2012 11:55 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
I'd rather believe in bacon
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yum. Sign me up.
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I'm with you guys 5a
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
What OP really means (as well as every other person with similarly hateful things to say) is; "Believe in my interpretation of God and my interpretation of the bible and come to me for any questions you might have as to how to interpret God or the bible.

OP wants to feel worshipped.

In reality, OP could care less about God...he just wants YOU to believe that his belief in God is greater than yours, and wants you to follow his lead.

I am not a Christian BECAUSE of peoplelike OP. OP claims to be a Christian, but how much do you wanna bet that he will vehemently deny acting like the pharisees described in Matthew 6:5-6

"5 And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

You may not be "praying" per se right now, OP, but you certainly are standing on the street corner screaming at the top of your lungs "BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE I DO SEE LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE FOR GOD LOOK HOW HOLY I AM BE JUST LIKE ME OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!"

You don't think God DOESN'T see what your doing right now, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821


clappa
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09/09/2012 11:57 AM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
You can't be scared into believing something, moron.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9645738


You think concept of hell doesn't make people believe in Christianity? Think again.
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09/09/2012 12:11 PM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
What OP really means (as well as every other person with similarly hateful things to say) is; "Believe in my interpretation of God and my interpretation of the bible and come to me for any questions you might have as to how to interpret God or the bible.

OP wants to feel worshipped.

In reality, OP could care less about God...he just wants YOU to believe that his belief in God is greater than yours, and wants you to follow his lead.

I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP. OP claims to be a Christian, but how much do you wanna bet that he will vehemently deny acting like the pharisees described in Matthew 6:5-6

"5 And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

You may not be "praying" per se right now, OP, but you certainly are standing on the street corner screaming at the top of your lungs "BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE I DO SEE LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE FOR GOD LOOK HOW HOLY I AM BE JUST LIKE ME OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!"

You don't think God DOESN'T see what your doing right now, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821



"I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP"

That's just sad
We Christians are never allowed to speak about our faith?
I find your rant a tad bigoted.
Did a Christian steal your bike or something?
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09/09/2012 12:14 PM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
What OP really means (as well as every other person with similarly hateful things to say) is; "Believe in my interpretation of God and my interpretation of the bible and come to me for any questions you might have as to how to interpret God or the bible.

OP wants to feel worshipped.

In reality, OP could care less about God...he just wants YOU to believe that his belief in God is greater than yours, and wants you to follow his lead.

I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP. OP claims to be a Christian, but how much do you wanna bet that he will vehemently deny acting like the pharisees described in Matthew 6:5-6

"5 And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

You may not be "praying" per se right now, OP, but you certainly are standing on the street corner screaming at the top of your lungs "BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE I DO SEE LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE FOR GOD LOOK HOW HOLY I AM BE JUST LIKE ME OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!"

You don't think God DOESN'T see what your doing right now, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821



"I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP"

That's just sad
We Christians are never allowed to speak about our faith?
I find your rant a tad bigoted.
Did a Christian steal your bike or something?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18847658


Of course you can talk about your faith and we have also right not accept your message and not listening to you. Or are you mad because people arent converting?
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09/09/2012 12:53 PM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Oh, ok...The Devil! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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09/09/2012 12:55 PM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Its your choice.
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I have decided to
NOT
follow Jesus.
Can I get an Amen?
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
Amazing how other humans have to tell me to believe in God or I will burn in hell. I guess God is too lazy to come tell me himself.
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09/09/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: Believe in God or be a servant of the devil.
What OP really means (as well as every other person with similarly hateful things to say) is; "Believe in my interpretation of God and my interpretation of the bible and come to me for any questions you might have as to how to interpret God or the bible.

OP wants to feel worshipped.

In reality, OP could care less about God...he just wants YOU to believe that his belief in God is greater than yours, and wants you to follow his lead.

I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP. OP claims to be a Christian, but how much do you wanna bet that he will vehemently deny acting like the pharisees described in Matthew 6:5-6

"5 And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

You may not be "praying" per se right now, OP, but you certainly are standing on the street corner screaming at the top of your lungs "BELIEVE IN GOD LIKE I DO SEE LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE FOR GOD LOOK HOW HOLY I AM BE JUST LIKE ME OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!"

You don't think God DOESN'T see what your doing right now, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821



"I am not a Christian BECAUSE of people like OP"

That's just sad
We Christians are never allowed to speak about our faith?
I find your rant a tad bigoted.
Did a Christian steal your bike or something?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18847658


Of course you can talk about your faith and we have also right not accept your message and not listening to you. Or are you mad because people arent converting?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23461379


I'm not mad. Are you?

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