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How come monkeys don't have another human baby?

 
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How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Can someone explain that to the people out there?
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09/09/2012 01:41 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Ummm...because they are monkeys?
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09/09/2012 01:44 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
The egg came first. And that was the Orphic Egg, the same stone egg which produced Sun Wukong.

Get your facts straight!
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09/09/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
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09/09/2012 01:46 PM
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otrike
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Aw,beat me to it.
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Can someone explain that to the people out there?
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the fact that you asked that question means you know nothing about evolution.
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09/09/2012 01:54 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Can someone explain that to the people out there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


the fact that you asked that question means you know nothing about evolution.
 Quoting: rrr661 16512106


I just said the same thing about creationist to someone on Youtube. That the most dedicated creationist always ask "How come we don't see any half man half turtle," etc, which shows that despite how into the topic they are and how much they try to disprove it, they know absolutely nothing about how the whole concept of evolution works.
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09/09/2012 01:57 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because those belonging to the earth accepted the lie of satan...that they were created from apes, instead of in the image of God.

As Jesus said "Overcome the Earth".

They laid it all out in the 19**33** movie "King Kong".

The natives on the island lived behind a big wall (JERUSALEM).

The sacrified women to the ape. The ape lived in the jungle which also had dinosaurs. (THEY WOULD USE EVOLUTION TO DESTROY GOD'S PEOPLE)

The ship that came to the island was called VENTURE.
(A VENTURE WAS FORMED TO CARRY IT OUT)

The jungle shifts to New York City
(THE VENTURE CREATED A "KING" - THE APE IS NOW CALLED KING KONG. THE VENTURE EVOLVED MAN FROM THE JUNGLE TO BECOME "MODERN" )

The ape is the BEAST - MAN

He climbs to the top of the EMPIRE State building
(THE EMPIRE WAS CREATED BY MAN)

The beast, the ape, is now killed by airplanes and falls to his death.
(AIRPLANES REPRESENT "BIRDS"; BIRDS REPRESENT SATAN. MAN, THE BEAST, FALLS - HE IS FALLEN)

"Beauty killed the Beast"

Satan was the one described as beautiful.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Wasn't Obummer enough?
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09/09/2012 02:34 PM
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
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Is your strange belief. Most are well aware of the theories since they are in all schools and MSM.

Man is unrelated to apes.

Why doesnt the dog give birth to a bear?
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
The egg came first. And that was the Orphic Egg, the same stone egg which produced Sun Wukong.

Get your facts straight!
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21028534


Is your strange belief. Most are well aware of the theories since they are in all schools and MSM.

Man is unrelated to apes.

Why doesnt the dog give birth to a bear?
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See. It's like you have absolutely no understanding of evolution.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?


Oliver the Chimp. And the latest genetics tests showed that no, he has no human DNA. Humans and chimps can't procreate.

But if you look at his genetic code, he's very different than other chimps. Mutation, or past genetics expressed.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
We have one chromosome more than they do and it cannot happen naturally but can happen in a lab.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
shit i wanted to say obama, but someone beat me to it, no problem next subject about Gorillas, i'll mention it
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
shit i wanted to say obama, but someone beat me to it, no problem next subject about Gorillas, i'll mention it
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That's cause you're a racist and hate Obama because he's black, so want to call him names that racists called black people.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21028534


Is your strange belief. Most are well aware of the theories since they are in all schools and MSM.

Man is unrelated to apes.

Why doesnt the dog give birth to a bear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23459811


They thought that the DNA of a chimp was 98% human, then
they found out it is more like 98 and a half.
We were basically apes, and then in the space of a few
thousand years we went to tool users who made fires and
drew on cave walls.
They found out that dogs could not exist without
genetic manipulation, probably the same happened to
humans, only thing is, who did the manipulating?
give a man a fish, he eats for a day
teach a man to fish, he eats for life
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
shit i wanted to say obama, but someone beat me to it, no problem next subject about Gorillas, i'll mention it
 Quoting: aquamah


That's cause you're a racist and hate Obama because he's black, so want to call him names that racists called black people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


Maybe that person likes Gorillas? How can you say it is hate if you do not know this persons intentions?
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
shit i wanted to say obama, but someone beat me to it, no problem next subject about Gorillas, i'll mention it
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That's cause you're a racist and hate Obama because he's black, so want to call him names that racists called black people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


have you ever actually looked at obama? he's kind of a yellowy/brown/caramel shade not black. enough with this black shit. killer whale bellies are black.
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21028534


Is your strange belief. Most are well aware of the theories since they are in all schools and MSM.

Man is unrelated to apes.

Why doesnt the dog give birth to a bear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23459811


They thought that the DNA of a chimp was 98% human, then
they found out it is more like 98 and a half.
We were basically apes, and then in the space of a few
thousand years we went to tool users who made fires and
drew on cave walls.
They found out that dogs could not exist without
genetic manipulation, probably the same happened to
humans, only thing is, who did the manipulating?
 Quoting: bvndy


Man has always been man, ape always an ape, and dog always a dog. That's how Mendel's laws of genetics works.

98% similarity is a) still a large difference b) does not include the so-called 'junk DNA'.
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Can someone explain that to the people out there?
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Can someone explain that to the people out there?
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Because evolution is a lie.
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And magic is real right?

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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Can someone explain that to the people out there?
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Because they already have you!
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
Because no monkey EVER had a human baby. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys evolved separately from our prehistoric ancestors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21028534


Is your strange belief. Most are well aware of the theories since they are in all schools and MSM.

Man is unrelated to apes.

Why doesnt the dog give birth to a bear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23459811


They thought that the DNA of a chimp was 98% human, then
they found out it is more like 98 and a half.
We were basically apes, and then in the space of a few
thousand years we went to tool users who made fires and
drew on cave walls.
They found out that dogs could not exist without
genetic manipulation, probably the same happened to
humans, only thing is, who did the manipulating?
 Quoting: bvndy


Man has always been man, ape always an ape, and dog always a dog. That's how Mendel's laws of genetics works.

98% similarity is a) still a large difference b) does not include the so-called 'junk DNA'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23459811


Not really.
I saw a documentary about a chimp that walked upright,
smoked cigarettes, and had other human mannerisms.
Chimps use crude tools, commit murder, wage war in
groups.
Even tho 25% of human brain capacity, still quite
intelligent, could talk if they had the vocal cords...
give a man a fish, he eats for a day
teach a man to fish, he eats for life
Shoot the S.O.B and you don't have to worry about it
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Re: How come monkeys don't have another human baby?
shit i wanted to say obama, but someone beat me to it, no problem next subject about Gorillas, i'll mention it
 Quoting: aquamah


That's cause you're a racist and hate Obama because he's black, so want to call him names that racists called black people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


Maybe that person likes Gorillas? How can you say it is hate if you do not know this persons intentions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10039683


I could say quite easily, since it's quite obvious.
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