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If you smoke weed your balls will fall off

 
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09/10/2012 10:24 AM
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If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
The MSM is pushing this hard. Apparently a study has determined that pot smokers are twice as likely to develop testicular cancer than non-smokers. They say its the 3rd study to determine this.

I am on my cell (getting cancer), so I cant post a link, but google Pot and testicular cancer and you will find plenty of links.
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09/10/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Back in the eighties when coke reigned supreme, there was an urban legend that a man got naked in a hot tub. Totally coked up. Upon entering the hot water, his testicles released into the water.

Everything I've read about weed indicates it cures cancer.
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09/10/2012 10:49 AM
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You notice that MSM does not report the studies that show that weed cures cancer.
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09/10/2012 10:58 AM
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Guess my coke and hot tub party idea will have to be cancelled
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09/10/2012 10:59 AM
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Guess my coke and hot tub party idea will have to be cancelled
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09/10/2012 10:59 AM

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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
So that's what happened to them.....
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

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09/10/2012 11:06 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
I can smoke all the herb I want. My girl keeps my balls safe in her purse
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09/10/2012 11:14 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Balls are used to create more balls - fall off.
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09/10/2012 11:18 AM
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[link to images.search.yahoo.com]
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09/10/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Weed will make you stupid. FACT.
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09/10/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Weed will make you stupid. FACT.
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Stupid! Carl Sagan stupid.
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Plus it gives you tits.
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09/10/2012 11:26 AM

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Plus it gives you tits.
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No, That's actually coffee via the hormonal action to curtail constant adrenal discharge.

Happy morning cuppa'
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09/10/2012 11:26 AM
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Weed will make you stupid. FACT.
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Well, somehow you got stupid without it, so...I'm not too worried. FACT!!!

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fleshette

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09/10/2012 11:29 AM
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Plus it gives you tits.
 Quoting: fleshette


No, That's actually coffee via the hormonal action to curtail constant adrenal discharge.

Happy morning cuppa'
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflattus


I drink 6+ cups a day and I only have B cups : (
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09/10/2012 11:42 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
If you get testicular cancer from smoking herb, smoke some more to cure it.
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09/10/2012 11:44 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Plus it gives you tits.
 Quoting: fleshette


No, That's actually coffee via the hormonal action to curtail constant adrenal discharge.

Happy morning cuppa'
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflattus


I drink 6+ cups a day and I only have B cups : (
 Quoting: fleshette


Its good for the economy, I am about to go buy my first training bra.
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Plus it gives you tits.
 Quoting: fleshette


No, That's actually coffee via the hormonal action to curtail constant adrenal discharge.

Happy morning cuppa'
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflattus


I drink 6+ cups a day and I only have B cups : (
 Quoting: fleshette


Its good for the economy, I am about to go buy my first training bra.
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09/10/2012 11:45 AM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
If the cure for cancer is bags full of radiation/chemo, then the cure for pot must be more bags full of pot! Same as a dog bite, the cure is 4 pit bulls in a room alone with you!
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09/10/2012 01:01 PM
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[link to www.foxnews.com]

made it home. finally got a link for you all
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09/10/2012 01:09 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
why do they call it 'getting stoned', why would anyone want to get stoned?

Stoning is where the people all gather around you and hurl rocks at you, like in the bible.
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09/10/2012 01:11 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Hmm, it does coincide with the rise of young men keeping their cellphones in the pockets...

Just saying
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09/10/2012 01:13 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Good thing I'm sitting down, they won't roll away
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09/10/2012 01:17 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
hummm i like weeds but i don't want to stop , if i cut down by half can i lose only 1 balls (i can deal with only 1 balls)
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
why do they call it 'getting stoned', why would anyone want to get stoned?

Stoning is where the people all gather around you and hurl rocks at you, like in the bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23431431


Why do some people call getting drunk, 'getting wrecked' or 'getting shitfaced'?
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09/10/2012 01:23 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
I did something weird at the bakkery departement.
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09/10/2012 01:24 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
Danske croackalingen are nicer.
BRIEF
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
The MSM is pushing this hard. Apparently a study has determined that pot smokers are twice as likely to develop testicular cancer than non-smokers. They say its the 3rd study to determine this.

I am on my cell (getting cancer), so I cant post a link, but google Pot and testicular cancer and you will find plenty of links.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1568724


Apparently it causes you to shoot yourself in the dick too...
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If you notice in the article

More frequent use of marijuana did not increase cancer risk. In fact, those who used marijuana less than once a week were at increased risk of developing testicular cancer, but those who used it more frequently were not.

So if you smoke a lot, you are safe, but if you only smoke occasionally, you are 2.4 times more likely to get cancer than someone who has never tried it.
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09/10/2012 01:27 PM
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Re: If you smoke weed your balls will fall off
The MSM is pushing this hard. Apparently a study has determined that pot smokers are twice as likely to develop testicular cancer than non-smokers. They say its the 3rd study to determine this.

I am on my cell (getting cancer), so I cant post a link, but google Pot and testicular cancer and you will find plenty of links.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1568724


Apparently it causes you to shoot yourself in the dick too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I have smoked weed since I was a teenager, and I can honestly say that I have never contemplated shooting myself in the dick (or anywhere else for that matter)