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Teen cleaning gun accidently shoots off penis and testicles! Arghhhh!

 
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Teen cleaning gun accidently shoots off penis and testicles! Arghhhh!
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. [link to www.wtsp.com]
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dear god , he is white tomato
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I hate when that happens.
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dear god , he is white tomato
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and...without.......wang!
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Another drug addict...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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oh the irony, buying a gun to make yourself feel more manly only to have it remove your manhood lmao
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yep. Deserved it
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Is it illegal to shoot your penis out of season?
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Um, you take the bullets out when you clean the gun..

Bet he knows that now...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Chalk up another little victory for the NRA.
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oh the irony, buying a gun to make yourself feel more manly only to have it remove your manhood lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22611128


He's now gonna need a bigger gun!

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I've told my wife before that I was cleaning it and it just went off in my hand...of course I never had a gun at the time...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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oh the irony, buying a gun to make yourself feel more manly only to have it remove your manhood lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22611128


Yeah we get it, you brits don't like guns.
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That should be a Darwin Award honorable mention or something...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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10 to 1 his nickname from now on is Stubby...
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"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Chalk up another little victory for the NRA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23521385


While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner and black male Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
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that's tragic.
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that's tragic.
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I don't know. Look at the guys pic. Probably for the best that he doesn't breed anyway.
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Never point a gun at any head you want to keep.
The " HAMMER " Thor

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dear god , he is white tomato
 Quoting: Bigboat


with a name like smeriglio , doesnt sound white to me

some inbred eye tie more like

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