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Jokes About Eyes, Ears and other orifaces.

 
BillTheKat
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09/10/2012 09:59 PM

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Jokes About Eyes, Ears and other orifaces.
Thought I would start this off and see what happens.

A Joke About Ears:

A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

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Re: Jokes About Eyes, Ears and other orifaces.
Gumor said to Selma, "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?"

Selma said "No."

Gumor asked her again: "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?"

Selma said "No."

Gumor asks her again: "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?"

Selma says "OK."

A minute later Selma says:

"Gumor that's not my bellybutton".

Gumor says,

"Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either"...

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Re: Jokes About Eyes, Ears and other orifaces.
A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives is a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother.

The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but them remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother.

It says ... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

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