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50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?

 
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50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
What a steaming pile of shit.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Just shows our woman are trash, time to send them to the muzz's.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
I guess the upside is that all the bar sluts are going to want to be spanked, humiliated, and dominated now. I can live with that.
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09/10/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
lol, bored, desperate people who cannot even see never mind accept how pathetic their life has become for this to have been the highlight for them in the reading time.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
I've never read it and I don't intend to...


But it sure doesn't sound attractive to me.


Women do like to be dominated, but the norm is VERY soft and hardly worth mentioning.


I wonder if the book was really written by a female, or if it was by a man under a female pen name.


This book to me sounds merely like a continuation of the relationship based violence brainwashing that's been going on for the last few years... something I've spoken out against a few times.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Same way Twilight did.
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09/10/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Same way Hustlers and Playboys sell I guess.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
What a steaming pile of shit.
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40 million people who bought it are retards!
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
What a steaming pile of shit.
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40 million people who bought it are retards!
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And in the new age to come, these are the type of people who will not make it.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Erotic literature has been around for a long time. There is nothing all that distinctive about this one.

Why this book's sudden popularity? Why this particular book, at this particular time?

Perplexing.
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09/10/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
i know a lot of people who have really liked those books. one of my friends didnt like 50 shades at all. i cant bring myself to read it. dont get me wrong, i LOVE romance/erotica novels and the majority of novels i read have a romance element. some are even quite dirty! but im not a fan of the whole "BDSM" thing. and also, when i picked up the book at a store one day and flipped to a random page to check it out... it looked like it was written by someone in high school. so cheesy and poorly written. and as someone who really enjoys romance novels, i wasnt impressed enough to read it.

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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Erotic literature has been around for a long time. There is nothing all that distinctive about this one.

Why this book's sudden popularity? Why this particular book, at this particular time?

Perplexing.
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i think its because 50 shades was originally twilight fan fiction. and twilight has been very popular. so when people hear that it started out with twilight and became this erotic series, they're curious enough to read it. why people are liking it as much as they are though... i have no idea. my personal opinion is that these people dont read often enough to realize its crap lol.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
As a 40-something male, I was slightly depressed to see the 27-year-old male lead character described as an "older man" in the book.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.
The wife was given a copy by a friend & there was much giggling & whispering, so out of curiosity I decided to google the title, since I couldn't be arsed to actually read any of it. As it happens, she couldn't be arsed either.

I'll leave you this review which going by the replies, was more entertaining than the book itself! I laughed.

[link to www.amazon.co.uk]
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
As a 40-something male, I was slightly depressed to see the 27-year-old male lead character described as an "older man" in the book.
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LOL, what the fuck?

How old is the female lead?
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09/10/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
What a steaming pile of shit.
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Women are horny
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09/10/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Bored housewives.
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Marketing
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^This^
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
I tried to form a serious answer, but it's impossible!

Women are tards, the whole lot of 'em. Sure, every once in a blue moon you'll find a mutant smart one. But all you have to do is turn on daytime TV and understand how hopelessly stupid women are.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
As a 40-something male, I was slightly depressed to see the 27-year-old male lead character described as an "older man" in the book.
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LOL, what the fuck?

How old is the female lead?
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As a 40-something male, I was slightly depressed to see the 27-year-old male lead character described as an "older man" in the book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23391474



LOL, what the fuck?

How old is the female lead?
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21 or maybe 22, I forgot. A college student. Virgin, of course (roll eyes).
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
I'll leave you this review which going by the replies, was more entertaining than the book itself! I laughed.

[link to www.amazon.co.uk]
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Bwahahaha! The other reviews are great too! Ahahaha this book sounds like total dogshit!!!
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Oh, the mutant ones are either so ugly, annoying, or vile that you want to beat them with a stick. I think I prefer hot, leggy and stupid -- with a copy of 50 shades in their beautifully manicured hands.

Should have called the book, "Fifty Shades of Stupid."
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
21 or maybe 22, I forgot. A college student. Virgin, of course (roll eyes).
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Yep, the more I read about this the more I'm sure it was written by a man...


The author is "E.L. James"... that's what males usually do with their pseudonym when they're writing as the opposite sex.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
women are craving real manly men not a bunch of metro sexual pussies
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
As a 40-something male, I was slightly depressed to see the 27-year-old male lead character described as an "older man" in the book.
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Ha! I knew you had to be male in order to think it was garbage
I'm sure most of your repliers are male too.
What is it about this book that scares you guys?
Are you afraid we women get more out of it than what we get from you?
Besides, look how much porn is directed towards men that makes no sense whatsoever...yet you don't hear us bitching about how stupid it is....
My advice if you don't like the book, go fuck your woman and put down your gaming console; maybe then she won't need or have time to read about someone else's steamy sex life bananasexsideways
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Oprah-tards.

MILLIONS of them.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
It's pornography for over the hill women with massive cavernous vaginas that have no possible hope in hell of ever getting some good bang bang again.

They read this garbage, they get hot in the ass, then they flick their bean and piss panty. Really no different than some low life guy drooling over a laptop playing porn.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
and nearly 40 million missed the code within,

"50"
Shades = 56 in simple gematria (a=1,b=2...z=26)
Grey = 55 in simple gematria

total = 161
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Empowering women.

It's all the Rockefeller's plan right? Citibank's plan.

Women cops, Women everything. There's even women NHL players now. Women are not suited physicially to handle the jobs of men like fire fighting, or criminal wrestling, or body checking. But it doesn't matter because the men are agressive, and authoritative, and refuse to be held down. Whereas a woman will sacrafice her well-being for a few dollars to feed her family, even if it means changing the sociological roles in the family unit in order to create a "sustainable" lifestyle. The woman is the mother and the nurterer, and now she has become the feeder. While the men sit at home and watch their savings, their salaries and their homes become smaller by the second.
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Re: 50 Shades of Shit: How did this poorly-written piece of trash sell 40 million copies?
Disclosure:

I'm an author with two books released. I need Honest Reviews. Can send anyone a digital copy for free in return for an honest review on any digital platform.

I figure y'all will certainly be truthful - being a conspiracy site and all.

Any takers?


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