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HOW TO FIGHT ANY STD WITHOUT GOING TO THE DOCTOR!

 
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don't be fukken stupid, go to the doctor
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You can tell you don't live here in the US corporate states.
You should only go to the doctor here if you need sewn up because of trauma, car accident etc.
More people die/live with side effects for which they prescribe more meds, than anything else does over here.
I just recently had a urinary infection and was going to go to the store to get cranberry juice to flush it out when my best friend scared me into going to the doctor (was suffering severe depression too so i gave in, otherwise no way would i go to them cuz i know better) and sure enough meds were prescribed (antibiotics) and each day i took them it got worse and worse.... nausea, dizziness and aching starting to pass out, you name it. Then came on severe rash from head to feet....just one big welt and ended up in bed for 5 days before i figured out the meds were doing it and stopped.
Even 9 days later after stopping them, i itch so bad its driving me nuts.
Fuk them.....and fuk their greed!!!!
Another friend who found out i was sick called and told me i was correct that (she is a EMT) urinary infection sure enough can be flushed out.
They won't get me again......bastards!
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You are correct. Doctors are for open wounds, broken bones, appendicitis, etc. Emergency only. If you go to them with every little symptom, you will soon be VERY sick.
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What you want to do is break off a Clove, and cut it in half. Just swallow it with water just like a pill. The Garlic Clove is just like Penicillin and will fight the infection. Do this around noon, and before going to bed for 2 weeks.

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Go to bed for two weeks after eating the garlic clove.

Okidoki.
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Garlic cures std's?

Then explain the French sir, explain the French!
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I kinda did this last night but I only had garlic in powder so I say ok then it's still garlic right?

Well filled half of glass of water than pour some garlic 1/4 garlic powder in my glass stir it for a few seconds and then drank the whole thing at once..

dribble
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i've heard garlic is toxic to the brain - what is it then, anyone?
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i've heard garlic is toxic to the brain - what is it then, anyone?
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not sure but it can help with cancer cells, specially gastrointestinal cancer.

It can help with dermatitis too but need to try it.
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11/02/2013 08:28 PM
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Don't mess around and find a special person and get married and stay faithful

Is this too much to ask for this society?

probably

but it cures STD s all the time
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Ahahahaha, omg this is why I come here. Half of you will tell him to go to the doctor and the other half will suggest home potions, lmao
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Don't mess around and find a special person and get married and stay faithful

Is this too much to ask for this society?

probably

but it cures STD s all the time
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too much to ask buddy...
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Ahahahaha, omg this is why I come here. Half of you will tell him to go to the doctor and the other half will suggest home potions, lmao
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I haven't tried the garlic glove b cuz I dnt noe if I for sure have std but I was u careful N being a stupid gurl ND kissed a guy for a long time n he has kissed alot of girls ND idk if he has n e thin but I'm looking for n e signs ND u can guarantee that I will try the garlic glove first ND I do believe that doctors only take ur money ND they only temporarily take care of the situation wen we r looking for a permanent recovery...nd therefore the other ppl that posted hopefully come around ND realize that as well........
I hope u guys r very careful ND stay alert at all times but dnt let fear control ur life live life ND have fun while being aware...hope this gives some good advice and turns u to the rite choices in ur life.
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don't be fukken stupid, go to the doctor
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YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS!!!!! IT JUST MIGHT WORK NOW FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DAMN SCREEN AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK THEY IS TALKING ABOUT DAMMIT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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don't be fukken stupid, go to the doctor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23580294


You can tell you don't live here in the US corporate states.
You should only go to the doctor here if you need sewn up because of trauma, car accident etc.
More people die/live with side effects for which they prescribe more meds, than anything else does over here.
I just recently had a urinary infection and was going to go to the store to get cranberry juice to flush it out when my best friend scared me into going to the doctor (was suffering severe depression too so i gave in, otherwise no way would i go to them cuz i know better) and sure enough meds were prescribed (antibiotics) and each day i took them it got worse and worse.... nausea, dizziness and aching starting to pass out, you name it. Then came on severe rash from head to feet....just one big welt and ended up in bed for 5 days before i figured out the meds were doing it and stopped.
Even 9 days later after stopping them, i itch so bad its driving me nuts.
Fuk them.....and fuk their greed!!!!
Another friend who found out i was sick called and told me i was correct that (she is a EMT) urinary infection sure enough can be flushed out.
They won't get me again......bastards!
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hesright
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An Organic Garlic Clove is the Key to all STD removal. By now you should all know that HIV and AIDS was a total scam created by the CDC. Your body can fight all infections when properly treated.

Don't be a fool and believe you can't cure herpes. Herpes is curable, because I had it and cured it and got checked for it and they said it was gone. A Garlic Clove will remove any STD. You can also use a Garlic Clove to fight an infection in your gums or teeth.

What you want to do is break off a Clove, and cut it in half. Just swallow it with water just like a pill. The Garlic Clove is just like Penicillin and will fight the infection. Do this around noon, and before going to bed for 2 weeks.
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ps

cloves are used for tooth pain
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How did you fit a garlic clove in your peehole? This sounds painful.hiding
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How did you fit a garlic clove in your peehole? This sounds painful.hiding
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Just man up an shove it in there
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An Organic Garlic Clove is the Key to all STD removal. By now you should all know that HIV and AIDS was a total scam created by the CDC. Your body can fight all infections when properly treated.

Don't be a fool and believe you can't cure herpes. Herpes is curable, because I had it and cured it and got checked for it and they said it was gone. A Garlic Clove will remove any STD. You can also use a Garlic Clove to fight an infection in your gums or teeth.

What you want to do is break off a Clove, and cut it in half. Just swallow it with water just like a pill. The Garlic Clove is just like Penicillin and will fight the infection. Do this around noon, and before going to bed for 2 weeks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23161163


ps

cloves are used for tooth pain
 Quoting: 7he7imeless7ruth 66902365


That's cloves, you nut. Not garlic cloves. Sheesh, the dumbness...
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I gotta agree with the OP on this one.

I was horribly maimed in an industrial accident losing both my arms, one of my legs, my cock and bollocks and also my head. I was advised to take half a clove of garlic before bed, which i did, and Hey Presto!

Next morning i was as right as rain - All of my limbs had grown back (but more muscley), my new head looks like George Clooney and i'm now hung like an Arab Stallion.

Thank you, Mr Garlic Man!
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LMFAO
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What are you laughing at? Nothing that dumbass said is funny. Means you're just as fucking stupid.
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Do I just stick it in my hoohaa?
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lmao
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How did you fit a garlic clove in your peehole? This sounds painful.hiding
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Just man up an shove it in there
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OMG...Here we go...

GLP is so fucking funny sometimes!
It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up

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Not to take away from OP but Fish Mox from Petco works too. Same exact amoxicillin pill as the doctor gives. Not that I would know, of course. I mean I do know but not in that way. Oh you know what I mean.
It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up

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OP, you could do an experiment to see if it works but still cover your ass.

Take the garlic for a couple of weeks (?) being careful not to have sexual relations and spread the shit.

Then when you ought to be cured, fork out the cash to go get tested at a clinic where you can get medical treatment if needed.

If you are doing this to save money, many clinics are free or low cost.
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Here is the ultimate cure, because it is PREVENTION:

Get some self control, keep your private parts private, have intercourse only with your wife or husband in a relationship approved by GOD ALMIGHTY.

There are CONSEQUENCES to your actions!

Sexual immorality = disease

Liquor = disease

Cigarettes = disease

Drugs = disease

Overeating = disease

Disease = death.


The wages of SIN are DEATH!!! You were all told this THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!!! So don't sit around COMPLAINING ALL DAY about something you were WARNED ABOUT!!!

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Here is the ultimate cure, because it is PREVENTION:

Get some self control, keep your private parts private, have intercourse only with your wife or husband in a relationship approved by GOD ALMIGHTY.

There are CONSEQUENCES to your actions!

Sexual immorality = disease

Liquor = disease

Cigarettes = disease

Drugs = disease

Overeating = disease

Disease = death.


The wages of SIN are DEATH!!! You were all told this THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!!! So don't sit around COMPLAINING ALL DAY about something you were WARNED ABOUT!!!

All actions have reactions! If your actions are pure, then the reactions will be pure!
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wtf
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The garlic hardly fit in my pee hole, but it's bleeding a lot..
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The bad news is OP thinks she/he is cured and will now go out and spread more STDs.
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Garlic cures std's?

Then explain the French sir, explain the French!
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The garlic hardly fit in my pee hole, but it's bleeding a lot..
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Hahaha
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I went out on a date with some neighbourhood woman we like to call the bike.We went out to the local establishment, got well liqoured up and then took care of business. About two weeks later my unit started to look like a cheese pizza with everything on it and I got real scared. There is a small Chinese herbalist around the corner from me, so I went down and asked his advice. he told me to suitcase a clove of garlic and let it dissolve over a few days. Now I have a unit that looks like cheese pizza and smells like garlic. Thanks for nothing Tokyo Joe!
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don't be fukken stupid, go to the doctor
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YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS!!!!! IT JUST MIGHT WORK NOW FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DAMN SCREEN AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK THEY IS TALKING ABOUT DAMMIT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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An Organic Garlic Clove is the Key to all STD removal. By now you should all know that HIV and AIDS was a total scam created by the CDC. Your body can fight all infections when properly treated.

Don't be a fool and believe you can't cure herpes. Herpes is curable, because I had it and cured it and got checked for it and they said it was gone. A Garlic Clove will remove any STD. You can also use a Garlic Clove to fight an infection in your gums or teeth.

What you want to do is break off a Clove, and cut it in half. Just swallow it with water just like a pill. The Garlic Clove is just like Penicillin and will fight the infection. Do this around noon, and before going to bed for 2 weeks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23161163


What about a NON-organic garlic clove? Hmm? Huh? Hmm?





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