LA Lurking

I don't know the norms here but am guessing I should not link to an outside forum? Anyway, I am enjoying luring at the Lipstick Alley which seems to have a direct line to some interesting gossip but bloody hell, I don't kknow what they are talking about half the time.

Does anyone have the definitions for the following terms as used in Lipstick Alley?

TEA
STAN(believe this one relates to stalker + fan)
FONT(friends of...???)

Long shot posting here I guess but you GLP crew seem to know all sorts of stuff so why not this, eh?