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US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.

 
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US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
A few years ago, Dr. Anthony Atala’s lab at Wake Forest University got good at making ears. They were growing new ears on a scaffold using patient's cells, because so many soldiers were losing their ears in explosions. Now the Department of Defense has a project that’s closer to Atala’s heart: making new genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.

Other labs are still moving forward with the ear project for the military. But Atala has special expertise dating back to his days as a pediatric urologist. He’s already grown bladders using a patient’s own cells, and he’s made penises that rabbits were able to put to their proper use, fathering litters of new little bunnies. He hopes to use this expertise to help rebuild the bodies of veterans wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as men and boys injured in car accidents(...)

Atala is one of the pioneers of regenerative medicine. But the field has taken off in a big way, attracting biotechnology companies, the U.S. military and academic labs, which are working to literally make the blind see and the lame walk again. They’re perfecting spray-on skin and aim to mass-produce new body parts using bioprinters based on the jet printers attached to your home computer.

“Right now, the way these organs are made is creating them one by one. By bringing the bioprinting in, we can scale it up,”
says Atala, whose lab has contracts with the four-year-old Armed Forces Institute of Regenerative Medicine (AFIRM), biotechnology companies and private foundations.
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When they say that they are "developing" a project, it may be already functional for at least 20 years, tested in humans and kept totally undisclosed.

But there's something about this technology of growing organs and body parts in laboratories, that creeps the shit out of me. They say they are using patient's own cells, stem-cells I assume, and if you read the full article, they also are using fetuses' stem cells, but they don't say how much time it takes to grow a organ/body part. Though they intend to produce them in mass scale using 3D printers...

Just watch the mass increase of induced abortions in the USA, for supplying the demand of fetuses to produce organs and body parts for American soldiers.

How the fuck is even possible to make a human organic part in a 3D print??

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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
I bet the US military is engineering human cells with reptile cells to ensure a quick growth rate, specially if their goal is produce body parts in large scale.





When this technology reaches the civil medical area, Americans are gonna be implanted with hybrid reptile body parts.

damned ahhh

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Does this mean they can grow me a new 9-inch pecker?

I sure hope so, I'm really tired of tripping over this 12 incher.
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In a few years you can by a 3d human printer at Best Buy.

Then go home and print a human of your dreams.
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Atala’s lab is also working to make kidneys, muscle implants, and even to find ways to get fingers to regenerate on their own. (It has to do with waking up some very powerful DNA that goes to sleep soon after a fetus develops). AFIRM’s mission is to align labs like Atala’s with others around the country, getting them to collaborate on projects rather than compete. AFIRM currently funds around 50 research labs, including leaders such as the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, Rutgers University, the Cleveland Clinic and Rice University.
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Only reptiles can fully regenerate body parts!! Americans can bet their asses that the US military is engineering the human DNA with reptile DNA to make this happen! These underground bases across the American territory may be a living nightmare of the highest caliber.
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In a few years you can by a 3d human printer at Best Buy.

Then go home and print a human of your dreams.
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Are you sure it will create "humans"??

Assuming that this technology may be a "gift" from Greys and Reptilians, you bet you're gonna get a creature of your worst nightmares. A human body, with exactly what animating it???
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Frankenstein schlongs.....

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They must be for the French Soldiers, they need a set of balls.
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Does this mean they can grow me a new 9-inch pecker?

I sure hope so, I'm really tired of tripping over this 12 incher.
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Wow, you must have short legs.
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I bet the US military is engineering human cells with reptile cells to ensure a quick growth rate, specially if their goal is produce body parts in large scale.

When this technology reaches the civil medical area, Americans are gonna be implanted with hybrid reptile body parts.
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Coooool... Eyes, please!
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Does this mean they can grow me a new 9-inch pecker?

I sure hope so, I'm really tired of tripping over this 12 incher.
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Wow, you must have short legs.
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ohyeah
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
I bet the US military is engineering human cells with reptile cells to ensure a quick growth rate, specially if their goal is produce body parts in large scale.

When this technology reaches the civil medical area, Americans are gonna be implanted with hybrid reptile body parts.
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Coooool... Eyes, please!
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Reptilian butt-boy... They will smell you like 10 miles away!

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So in a few years I can blow my dick off and get a replacement? Can I get a bigger one? How do they decide what size to grow them to?

Will my health insurance cover this?
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'Hey baby, wanna check out my 14 inches of vat-grown penis?'
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They'll be able to re-create the Fifth Element and save us from Nibiru!! Yea!
Think you could order a Highball?
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- all that touching and it didnt grow an inch?

When they make these, surely every one made will in actual fact be twice the size of the one it replaces..

I once made some dick shaped prostheses for a movie, when every other business rejected the brief. Laughed my arse off making the moulds, and the pay was really good. Lots of stunned couriers comming to my work shop just staring in disbelief. LOL
It's all about the 'vibe'
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So then, when I hold my replaced "penis" it will really be like holding someone else's "penis" and that may be considered gay, so I should not ask or tell or something. ???
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The first set should go to you know who.
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STAR TREK REPLICATORS is becoming a reality!!!!
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they can grow 'anything' in a lab
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Military guys have enough dick they can't give away already.
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I approve of this msg, and we need some robocop shit too!
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Wow, transvestites will be all over this technology.
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They already have printed out hearts, veins and livers.
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Does this mean they can grow me a new 9-inch pecker?

I sure hope so, I'm really tired of tripping over this 12 incher.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1773558


Now this truly made me laugh out loud.

You must understand that that extra length is overkill. Don't you, guys?
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I'll just stay back in the states and keep my own penis thank you.
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- all that touching and it didnt grow an inch?

When they make these, surely every one made will in actual fact be twice the size of the one it replaces..

I once made some dick shaped prostheses for a movie, when every other business rejected the brief. Laughed my arse off making the moulds, and the pay was really good. Lots of stunned couriers comming to my work shop just staring in disbelief. LOL
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So now they're 'cock' stars. Good story!
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Dick in a box baby!
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