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US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.

 
Anodyne339

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09/12/2012 01:48 AM
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
So are these "fully functional?" How do they test them?
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
So are these "fully functional?" How do they test them?
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They grow vaginas in the lab next door, stupid...


Anyway, I'm sure this technology will make the military life more attractive. Instead of handing out those lame medals, they can award you with a bigger dick for a job well done!

Five star generals would get a lot more respect this way.
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09/12/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22162470


- all that touching and it didnt grow an inch?

When they make these, surely every one made will in actual fact be twice the size of the one it replaces..

I once made some dick shaped prostheses for a movie, when every other business rejected the brief. Laughed my arse off making the moulds, and the pay was really good. Lots of stunned couriers comming to my work shop just staring in disbelief. LOL
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A friend of mine who has spent years in the music business, some of it on the road, tells of a young woman (groupie) who has collected over 50 rubber casts of rock stars junk personally.
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The "Plaster-Casters". Frank Zappa mentioned them in one of his books.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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BadHairDay

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09/12/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
Can you imagine it 'with' a flex rod, wow it would be even better still.

WTF is a flex rod?
It's all about the 'vibe'
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09/12/2012 02:54 AM
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Re: US DoD is developing a project to make lab-grown genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.
Yay! Slaves!

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