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I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.

 
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I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is the thing God created to be burnt alive forever...thats why he made it immortal.

He has TRILLIONS of souls to torture forever..and he keeps only a few for himself for self worship and grovelling purposes.

He NEEDS to be told how GREAT he is by the 5% he kept out of the dungeoun of doom...so he can happily torture to his feindish hearts content the 95% he created only and simply to TORTURE forever.

THAT is why he is so worthy of all praise.


To a christian..THIS shit actually makes sense and is deemed "Fair and sane" by them.

Explains why christians are such evil hearted FUCKHEADS..cause their GOD is.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
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Well..for a start there would BE no scoffers if the doctrines were not so FUCKED UP..cause I noticed you did NOT DENY what I said..because its TRUE and EXACTLY what you beleive.

Whats there NOT to scoff at with bullshit like that?
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is the thing God created to be burnt alive forever...thats why he made it immortal.

He has TRILLIONS of souls to torture forever..and he keeps only a few for himself for self worship and grovelling purposes.

He NEEDS to be told how GREAT he is by the 5% he kept out of the dungeoun of doom...so he can happily torture to his feindish hearts content the 95% he created only and simply to TORTURE forever.

THAT is why he is so worthy of all praise.


To a christian..THIS shit actually makes sense and is deemed "Fair and sane" by them.

Explains why christians are such evil hearted FUCKHEADS..cause their GOD is.
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Sad to think that such a hate filled, spiteful little troll like yourself, OP, is Australian.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
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Well..for a start there would BE no scoffers if the doctrines were not so FUCKED UP..cause I noticed you did NOT DENY what I said..because its TRUE and EXACTLY what you beleive.

Whats there NOT to scoff at with bullshit like that?
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The teaching of burning in hell forever is not in the Bible.
It is added by the Catholics when they mixed with the Roman religions (hence the name Roman Catholic and not Christian)


The Bible teaches that every person will be punished according to what their sins demand and then they 'shall be no more'


On a side note, why are there so many angry australians?
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22447093


Well..for a start there would BE no scoffers if the doctrines were not so FUCKED UP..cause I noticed you did NOT DENY what I said..because its TRUE and EXACTLY what you beleive.

Whats there NOT to scoff at with bullshit like that?
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From a humanly perspective, I can't provide a reason for an eternal hellfire. But regardless, there is an eternal hellfire. I hope you can come to a conclusion soon. Since as long as you're alive, and Jesus hasn't yet returned, you still have time to make it to an eternity in heaven. I hope too see you there. I hope every single person alive, and even all those, who are yet unborn, to be saved, and to make it all to heaven.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22447093


Well..for a start there would BE no scoffers if the doctrines were not so FUCKED UP..cause I noticed you did NOT DENY what I said..because its TRUE and EXACTLY what you beleive.

Whats there NOT to scoff at with bullshit like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17172069


From a humanly perspective, I can't provide a reason for an eternal hellfire. But regardless, there is an eternal hellfire. I hope you can come to a conclusion soon. Since as long as you're alive, and Jesus hasn't yet returned, you still have time to make it to an eternity in heaven. I hope too see you there. I hope every single person alive, and even all those, who are yet unborn, to be saved, and to make it all to heaven.
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Remember, you still have time.

You still have time.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
Nowhere in the Bible does God say we will perish for eternity. Jesus died and we are all forgiven. At the end of the world, all the souls that ever lived will come forward to be judged, and all a soul has to do is ask for that forgiveness, proclaim God as their creator and enter Heaven. ell is reserved for Satan, and for those hardened humans that refuse heaven. And even then they only perish for a thousand years.
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
Nowhere in the Bible does God say we will perish for eternity. Jesus died and we are all forgiven. At the end of the world, all the souls that ever lived will come forward to be judged, and all a soul has to do is ask for that forgiveness, proclaim God as their creator and enter Heaven. ell is reserved for Satan, and for those hardened humans that refuse heaven. And even then they only perish for a thousand years.
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Revelation 14:11 - "And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."

Mathew 25:46 - "Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
Nowhere in the Bible does God say we will perish for eternity. Jesus died and we are all forgiven. At the end of the world, all the souls that ever lived will come forward to be judged, and all a soul has to do is ask for that forgiveness, proclaim God as their creator and enter Heaven. ell is reserved for Satan, and for those hardened humans that refuse heaven. And even then they only perish for a thousand years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22851694


Revelation 14:11 - "And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."

Mathew 25:46 - "Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20182567


A control paradigm that has been operating for at least 2000 years...

It, in no way reflects the reality of existence...

You exist forever, and no false diety or diatribe of words can do anything about it...

Experiential learning, pure and simple... So-called good, and So-called bad...

That christians are under the spell of those who wish to control them, is THEIR problem...
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is the thing God created to be burnt alive forever...thats why he made it immortal.

He has TRILLIONS of souls to torture forever..and he keeps only a few for himself for self worship and grovelling purposes.

He NEEDS to be told how GREAT he is by the 5% he kept out of the dungeoun of doom...so he can happily torture to his feindish hearts content the 95% he created only and simply to TORTURE forever.

THAT is why he is so worthy of all praise.


To a christian..THIS shit actually makes sense and is deemed "Fair and sane" by them.

Explains why christians are such evil hearted FUCKHEADS..cause their GOD is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17172069



Another misguided and uninformed person....

The soul IS NOT immortal.

The soul can and SOME will be killed - NOT punished forever in a hell fire - but KILLED.

Jesus said:

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is you.. your entity. It's either starting living in love or hate. you choose. you choose where your soul goes.. scoffers.. he said you guys would come! Hope that you and others understand before your time's up. (:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22447093


Well..for a start there would BE no scoffers if the doctrines were not so FUCKED UP..cause I noticed you did NOT DENY what I said..because its TRUE and EXACTLY what you beleive.

Whats there NOT to scoff at with bullshit like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17172069


From a humanly perspective, I can't provide a reason for an eternal hellfire. But regardless, there is an eternal hellfire. I hope you can come to a conclusion soon. Since as long as you're alive, and Jesus hasn't yet returned, you still have time to make it to an eternity in heaven. I hope too see you there. I hope every single person alive, and even all those, who are yet unborn, to be saved, and to make it all to heaven.
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So, euhm, how did you decide what the right way (correct denomination of Christianity) to heaven was?

And how does that related to the billions of Christians that tried but didn't arrive at the same conclusion as you?
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is the thing God created to be burnt alive forever...thats why he made it immortal.

He has TRILLIONS of souls to torture forever..and he keeps only a few for himself for self worship and grovelling purposes.

He NEEDS to be told how GREAT he is by the 5% he kept out of the dungeoun of doom...so he can happily torture to his feindish hearts content the 95% he created only and simply to TORTURE forever.

THAT is why he is so worthy of all praise.


To a christian..THIS shit actually makes sense and is deemed "Fair and sane" by them.

Explains why christians are such evil hearted FUCKHEADS..cause their GOD is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17172069



Another misguided and uninformed person....

The soul IS NOT immortal.

The soul can and SOME will be killed - NOT punished forever in a hell fire - but KILLED.

Jesus said:

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21157721


The soul is not immortal???

It can be killed???

It must be true - the christian book of tricks said so...

I can assure you - my soul is having a great laugh...
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Re: I finally figured out by reading christian threads JUST what the soul is. Ask any christian..they will back it up.
The soul is the thing God created to be burnt alive forever...thats why he made it immortal.
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Still wrong. Christ´s notion of the soul is the soul is NOT immortal.

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