I know AH is a cult, but seeing it with some humor makes it entertaining, like this Kibo´s (channeling?)
I frankly like this style ...

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"but it didn’t happen anyway……You always do this. You announce a thing and then the announcement changes the thing announced and there I am….looking like an idiot….mind you…I am an idiot, I’ve worked long and hard to be considered as insane and crazy as I am in the eyes of those that see me as such…..but I hate saying that a thing is, on your behalf, mind you, and the thing is not…..perhaps I’m just gun shy…but I’ve been shot down one too many times…..You want to declare an invitation to THE GRAND FINALE….let somebody else do it"
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from here [link to kibodabi.wordpress.com]