self serving poll of the day - Rainbows vs. Unicorns vs. Aliens vs. Global Government vs Truth

4 rainbows

I thought about this thread for a long time.
Yes, I too wondered how Unicorns and Rainbows could ever be at odds with each other, but after much deep introspection I realize, there can only be one. For if a unicorn came into our world, it's magical nature would literally suck the rainbows into it's spiralling horn. This 'energy' is what unicorns feed on, as they have no earthy food to sustain their glorious radiance.

Aliens on the other hand are simply bat shit crazy.

Global governance is always for our own good, and how else will they clean up the radiation and oil, and shit stained underwear every American has soiled ever since 9/11? That's a lot of skid marks at airports, train stations, and any Government building or function. ONLY GLOBAL GOVERNMENT can provide the needed organization to restore the world, and our underwear to it's original, pristine condition.

And truth. That's just stupid. We all know your truth and my truth are different so, fuck you.

COME ON GLP.. I need your help ushering in whatever magical fun awaits us in these terrorfying days ahead.

Last Edited by No One Has The Answer on 09/14/2012 06:25 AM

EVERYONE GO TO :30 SECONDS!!

What does this 'expert' know that he isn't saying?

Sounds like we can forget the stupid philosopher's stone.. that's way to esoteric.

They are apparently the rare breed unheard to me b4 I watched this news report that could just save America. This amazing power COULD BALANCE OUR BUDGET AND PAY OFF OUR DEBT... old people can rejoice w/ free health care and no more death panels..

Does anyone out there have any other evidence these creatures exist? AMAZING. 5 stars to myself!!


FOLLOW UP!!

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Who IS this man?? and why only this one short paragraph on wikipedia about his so called 'organization'??

so many questions..

Last Edited by No One Has The Answer on 09/12/2012 04:12 PM

the only 2 i havnt seen before is unicorns and aliens

Last Edited by Jasper on 09/12/2012 04:24 PM

lol everyone wants the unicorns.
Cause you know, if they´re real, man... even the Aliens will wonder and finally decide to come to visit us, like "man, they got unicorns, let´s go there"

lol

Great thread btw

the force is strong with this one

thank you my friend, I was sitting here for like 2 hours WAITING for people to laugh and shit... and i completely missed the Libyan shit on TV. Never post a Unicorn thread at the same time as BREAKING DOOM lol

but uh... here's a cute video of the NAVY SEAL WHO KILLED USAMA BIN LADEN.

hero and a patriot.

wowwww.. Unicorns are FUCKING UP poor truth.. BIG TIME.

OKAY GLP.. YOU WANTED IT.. YOU GOT IT.

PREDICTION 1. MEGA PSYCHO DOOM WITHIN ONE MONTH.

PREDICTION 2. BARRY SOETORO WILL BE IN EXILE IN EUROPE BY SEPTEMBER 11, 2013.

PREDICTION 3. TRUTH WILL DEFEAT UNICORNS AND GLOBAL GOVERNANCE.

back to unicorns and rainbows

LOL we all know the unicorn is a white horse warrior.God made the rain bows to remind us he would nver send a flood again.

also i agree the aliens are bat shit crazy,and are homely. we musen let them ugly up the unicorn trying to ride them.

awwwww... i'm surprised global government doesn't have more votes here, considering the people who get to JUDGE other people and decide who should be allowed to be heard and not. all these 1 stars are rediculous.. i thought GLP had ppl who liked to discuss all the possibilities?

Thread: **QUESTIONS** Will American Leftist win election but be removed from power extrajudicially? Will Barry Soetoro be in exile in Europe by 9/11/13?

i can get called ted bundy the schizophrenic and get the kitten from hell tellin me i'm ded, but no one wants to discuss reality and what's coming up?

can't you guys make wacking up dissenters at least fun?


& for the record, no one has been able to dispute anything of any seriousness that i have stated on this thing.



Last Edited by No One Has The Answer on 09/14/2012 01:11 PM

what? sh&t i knew it. is that what you get if you buy fb stock. i want a pink unny.

well that's what the whole stink was about.. people were shitting themselves when they realized some intern actually wrote that into the IPO DOCUMENTS these investment houses like GOLDMAN SACHS relied on to convince ppl to buy the facebook stock..

30 BILLION DOLLARS ALONE CAME FROM FOX NEWS VIEWERS ACROSS AMERICA.

SAD DAY MAN.

whatever they will try and abbduct them. cant you people keep the secret? if you dont they wont come.( the unnys) aiso can unicorns play frisbe? maybe we could have a new sport. unicorn frisbe games. if they agree.

you would be a trip in my other thread.. wanna bump it with me? lolol

Thread: **QUESTIONS** Will American Leftist win election but be removed from power extrajudicially? Will Barry Soetoro be in exile in Europe by 9/11/13?

omg i want a baby navy seal. to protect my pink unny. i just hope the unicorn wont tripp on him. ..... i think im a lame doomer because i dont want to realize that life is almost over.

HOLY TOLEDO!!!! HOLDDDD THE HORSES!!

TRUTH

T R U T H

Has decisively TAKEN OVER UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT.. NEXT YOU KNOW EVERYONE ON GLP WILL BE ASKING IF BARRY SOETORO WILL BE IN EXILE THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!!!!

UNBELIEVABLE.

GLORY hallelujah!!!

wait i may need interpration. what did he say?

no interpretation necessary.

go to the thread and read the wiki link.. it's happened before.

Thread: **QUESTIONS** Will American Leftist win election but be removed from power extrajudicially? Will Barry Soetoro be in exile in Europe by 9/11/13?

Never seen an alien?

You can go visit one that has his own brand spanking new unicorn.

Might even see them crap some golden nuggets.

You never know by now.

Hahahahahaha

[link to disneyparks.disney.go.com]

[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

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unreal GLP!

hear my words.

IN ONLY 20 MINUTES HALF OF MY 3RD PREDICTION CAME TRUE!!!

HERE THAT HATERS... 20 minutes.

FACT.

TRUTH - 10
UNICORNS 8
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Liberty

Bet you never thought you would see unicorns skiing now did you...


hahahahaha

OMG

that looks like the Michelle Soetoro of Unicorns.

Just wait until you have an alien unicorn farmer make you eat grass as an act of global governance...

Hahahahaaa


Isa.11[6] The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Thread: **QUESTIONS** Will American Leftist win election but be removed from power extrajudicially? Will Barry Soetoro be in exile in Europe by 9/11/13?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
this thread is the unicorn of glp threads.

for people who hate DOOM

double rainbow!!

now just replace "rainbow" with "false flag terror attack" like gulf of tonkin?? to start ww3. how sad.

Last Edited by No One Has The Answer on 09/14/2012 12:46 PM