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I have a hemorrhoid.... Ass me a question...

 
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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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well
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well
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Well what do you want to know?!?!?
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I have a hemorrhoid.... Ass me a question...
are you going for the Prep-H? It's worth it! DOn't be proud.

I found "baby wipes" to work real well at fixing the problem which is often some left over fecal matter causing it to inflame by rubbing it. Clean well with a baby wipe around the roid, and then tickel it with Prep-H.

What are you going to name it?
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Pain in the ass!
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are you going for the Prep-H? It's worth it! DOn't be proud.

I found "baby wipes" to work real well at fixing the problem which is often some left over fecal matter causing it to inflame by rubbing it. Clean well with a baby wipe around the roid, and then tickel it with Prep-H.

What are you going to name it?
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Was thinking about that. But the directions said I had to stick something up my ass and couldnt use my finger to apply...

Last Edited by Marax on 09/13/2012 03:15 AM
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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well
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Well what do you want to know?!?!?
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i suffered from them and cured permanently..i eat psulium husk every night,given up on too many starchy foods...
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internal or external?
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Was thinking about that. But the directions said I had to stick something up my ass and couldnt use my finger to apply...
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That's a supository. The bullet you stick up your ass. I'm talking about the cream. And they way i discribed fixed me right up and i haven't had trouble in years since then.

babywipes it very clean, make sure to move around it and clean out all debree particals, and then a heavy dose of the cream.

Trust me! You will thank me for this bit of advice.
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well
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Well what do you want to know?!?!?
 Quoting: Marax


i suffered from them and cured permanently..i eat psulium husk every night,given up on too many starchy foods...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23692526


WTF is psulim?
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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internal or external?
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external
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Was thinking about that. But the directions said I had to stick something up my ass and couldnt use my finger to apply...
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That's a supository. The bullet you stick up your ass. I'm talking about the cream. And they way i discribed fixed me right up and i haven't had trouble in years since then.

babywipes it very clean, make sure to move around it and clean out all debree particals, and then a heavy dose of the cream.

Trust me! You will thank me for this bit of advice.
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preparation h directions said i had to use the applicator for the cream....
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Well? Who else wants to know about my ass?
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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well
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Well what do you want to know?!?!?
 Quoting: Marax


i suffered from them and cured permanently..i eat psulium husk every night,given up on too many starchy foods...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23692526


WTF is psulim?
 Quoting: Marax


you have to do permanent diet change...meat only once a day....vegetables like pumpkin,carrot,snake gourd,cucumber every meal.
no oil,fat,grease
no spices of any type
no fatty milk,yoghurt...if you want to make low fat milk...boil it,remove floating layer and drink it
no coffee,tea and definitely no alcohol

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Psyllium seed husk are indigestible and are a source of soluble dietary fiber. They are used to relieve constipation, irritable bowel syndrome, and diarrhea. They are also used as a regular dietary supplement to improve and maintain regular GI transit. The inert bulk of the husks helps provide a constant volume of solid material irrespective of other aspects of the diet or any disease condition of the gut. Some recent research is also showing them to be promising in lowering cholesterol and controlling diabetes.[1]
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Well? Who else wants to know about my ass?
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I want to know more!!!!!!!!!
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Well what do you want to know?!?!?
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i suffered from them and cured permanently..i eat psulium husk every night,given up on too many starchy foods...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23692526


WTF is psulim?
 Quoting: Marax


you have to do permanent diet change...meat only once a day....vegetables like pumpkin,carrot,snake gourd,cucumber every meal.
no oil,fat,grease
no spices of any type
no fatty milk,yoghurt...if you want to make low fat milk...boil it,remove floating layer and drink it
no coffee,tea and definitely no alcohol

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Psyllium seed husk are indigestible and are a source of soluble dietary fiber. They are used to relieve constipation, irritable bowel syndrome, and diarrhea. They are also used as a regular dietary supplement to improve and maintain regular GI transit. The inert bulk of the husks helps provide a constant volume of solid material irrespective of other aspects of the diet or any disease condition of the gut. Some recent research is also showing them to be promising in lowering cholesterol and controlling diabetes.[1]
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Well? Who else wants to know about my ass?
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I want to know more!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: <+MarketSellOff+>


I eat once a day... most of the time a 1/2 turkey club.... next question!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Well? Who else wants to know about my ass?
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dont use steroid ointments at any cost..use himalaya pilex which is the only remedy for piles
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dont use steroid ointments at any cost..use himalaya pilex which is the only remedy for piles
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avoid eating bread ...it is no good
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dont use steroid ointments at any cost..use himalaya pilex which is the only remedy for piles
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piles? thefuckdude
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Well? Who else wants to know about my ass?
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dont use steroid ointments at any cost..use himalaya pilex which is the only remedy for piles
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piles? :thefuckdude:
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as it is called here..in hindi it is called bawasir
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"Stupid ass thread.... who fucking cares about your asshole?"

laugh

If someone can post about A1 steak sauce balls I can post about hemorrhoids! chuckle
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Bump! for more stupid ASS questions.... chuckle
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Since it is a pain in the butt, did you name it Obama?
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Since it is a pain in the butt, did you name it Obama?
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NO.... But, that is a good idea!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Ffs, I hope you're giving it a name .

lol
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Eat more chilies OP..

Furthermore, don't forget the vaseline when your best buddy's working on it..


whatever
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Eat more chilies OP..

Furthermore, don't forget the vaseline when your best buddy's working on it..


whatever
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Roger that! I will break out the vaseline!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Ahhh good. GLP is getting back to normal.





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