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It's probably the only thing my husband and I disagree on, he loves his windows 8 and I HATE it! I'm like how the heck do I use the calculator, and he's all like "...Alt shift control f5 b 2 tab..." or some crap. I just want to click the dang icon.
 Quoting: Holldoll


Christ you are dumb
from th metro start screen just fucking type: calc and press enter

So hard, I know.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Hi, Bill. You dropped the ball on this one, faggot. It's crap. Windows. 8. Is. Fucking. Crap. You got that, Bill? You got that? Windows 8 is non-intuitive, stupid and it's noisy. It's noisy because it's barking up the wrong tree. In trying to get ahead of the curve, MicroSuck fell off a cliff.

They've always been a bunch of fucking clowns there. But at least when they didn't have too much competition, they were, in the main, able to deliver a product that, because it was the market-creator, was able to sit squarely and safely in the middle of that market. Now that disruptive technologies have appeared, MicroSuck have gotten all into a tither (and whenever MicroSuck get into a tither, they nervously vomit out some abomination -- read: Win98, when they wanted to get something out there quickly in the days before they had officially cornered the market). This is similar.

Some MicroSuck Faggot: "Zomg zomg what are we going to do about mobile computing zomg zomg?"

Some other MicroSuck Faggot: "Okay, okay. Don't worry. We'll make a mobile version of Windows... on PCs!"

The Voice of Reason: But what about the traditional PC desktop and interface?"

SMSF "Fuck it! We've got to get something out there. Zomg! Zomg!"

SoMSF: "Zomg!Zomg!"

SMSF: "Zomg!"

TVoR: And the millions of people who still use desktop PCs?

SMSF: "Fuck em! We've got a curve to get ahead of here! Zomg!"

TVoR: "K. Whatever. Later, faggots."
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12/21/2012 03:45 PM
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Re: Windows 8 is shit
Windows logo is the cross of St. George, the templar flag.

BillGatus is a tool of Rome.

"And so, Francscio D'anconia, being an elite shithead, destroyed his own company along with all the other shitheads and ran off to his private hideaway, hoping the world would collapse as a result. The end?"
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12/29/2012 09:39 AM
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Re: Windows 8 is shit
ppl !!!
hear me
ive found "React OS" on google
-NT kernel
-all win drivers work on reactos
-developing (not abandoned shit)
-open source !!
-all progz and games work on ROS
-YAYYYYY FUCK WINDOWS
just google "react os"

wikipedia link : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/react_os

moshpit


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12/29/2012 09:48 AM
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1748197


You can download the classic windows shell application and have everything back, including a start button!

The installer includes Classic StartMenu as well as the Classic Explorer and ClassicIE9 options - they can be installed together or individually.
Classic Shell supports Windows 8 and enables you to bring back a XP, Vista or Win7 style Start Menu and Start button. It also includes an option to automatically skip the Metro/Modern screen and go directly to your desktop when your computer starts.
Read our article How to use Windows 8 without Metro for more information.

[link to www.snapfiles.com]
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12/29/2012 09:51 AM
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1748197


You can download the classic windows shell application and have everything back, including a start button!

The installer includes Classic StartMenu as well as the Classic Explorer and ClassicIE9 options - they can be installed together or individually.
Classic Shell supports Windows 8 and enables you to bring back a XP, Vista or Win7 style Start Menu and Start button. It also includes an option to automatically skip the Metro/Modern screen and go directly to your desktop when your computer starts.
Read our article How to use Windows 8 without Metro for more information.

[link to www.snapfiles.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28938817


And, it's free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12/29/2012 10:15 AM
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Re: Windows 8 is shit
Three FREE alternatives worth checking
Linux Mint
GnuSense
ReactOS
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12/29/2012 10:27 AM
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67 what?
Soma/Comatose
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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12/29/2012 10:33 AM

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Re: Windows 8 is shit
I agree 100%

Seriously, it looks like a 4 year old designed it.

I'll never buy it.

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What did you expect? bird
Long live the Legit Republic of Blanketsburgh
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12/29/2012 10:57 AM
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Re: Windows 8 is shit
Windows 8 is actually pretty good once you've downloaded and installed classicshell. Boots directly to the desktop, gives you a start button and enables classic toolbars in explorer so you can avoid that 'ribbon' shit.

It boots faster than Windows 7 and looks and acts the same as it with classicshell. Trust me, if you have to buy new hardware with Windows 8 on it, just get classicshell.

The awesome thing about the start button with classicshell in Windows 8 is that it has the traditional programs selection, plus another section for Metro apps. So you can still run these apps if you want without having to go through the retarded Start Screen.
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12/29/2012 11:13 AM
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Microsoft is famous for changing shit for the sake of changing shit. I'm an I.T. Field engineer and nothing Microsoft has done since XP is worth its weight in pigshit. In MOST devices we are deploying, Windows Xp is STILL the operating system being used, even though it's not supported by MS anymore. Digital Signage being the biggie. As of January 2012, we finally began seeing Win7 being deployed on new PCs in the business sector. Very few I.T directors ever even migrated from Xp to Win7 due to the nightmare that was Vista and how the whole interface on 7 was so radically different than Xp; again, change for the sake of change, not for the sake of improvement. So, that makes every fucking thing we do as I.T. people more time consuming because these fucktards moved everything around. I HOPE IT IS the deathnail to MS, enough of this shit already.

Linux is turning up all over the place commercially, especially in point of sale. OsX is far superior and taking over the home market and Windows is just hated, old, slow, stodgy, overbuilt, and sorely lacking good security. It'll one day become the seeker of the hind-tit.
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12/29/2012 11:16 AM
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1748197


bill gates can suck a budweiser horsepenis !

window sucks !

user --> bonghit <---budweiser horse penis!
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12/29/2012 11:17 AM
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Is is because Gates is now busted as the eugenics front man?

Time to IBM his ass.
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12/29/2012 11:17 AM
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Everytime Microsoft releases a new version of Windows there's oodles of these kind of comments but people just keep going back to Microsoft's vomit.

/me shrugs.
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At least you can run Flash on it
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How?
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01/03/2013 07:08 PM
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
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Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with Windows
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01/03/2013 07:10 PM
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I was watching to try win8 still might idk, i LOVE win7 tho
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7 is the best in my opinion, works very well. Don't run 8
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01/03/2013 07:49 PM
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I think win8 will be perfect for a phone tho my windows phone has Mango OS and its kinda like it and the play is cooler than a android/apple
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LOLWUT? Throw that fucking "SMART" phone out already!!!WTF?
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01/03/2013 08:35 PM
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It's probably the only thing my husband and I disagree on, he loves his windows 8 and I HATE it! I'm like how the heck do I use the calculator, and he's all like "...Alt shift control f5 b 2 tab..." or some crap. I just want to click the dang icon.
 Quoting: Holldoll


Christ you are dumb
from th metro start screen just fucking type: calc and press enter

So hard, I know.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Hi, Bill. You dropped the ball on this one, faggot. It's crap. Windows. 8. Is. Fucking. Crap. You got that, Bill? You got that? Windows 8 is non-intuitive, stupid and it's noisy. It's noisy because it's barking up the wrong tree. In trying to get ahead of the curve, MicroSuck fell off a cliff.

They've always been a bunch of fucking clowns there. But at least when they didn't have too much competition, they were, in the main, able to deliver a product that, because it was the market-creator, was able to sit squarely and safely in the middle of that market. Now that disruptive technologies have appeared, MicroSuck have gotten all into a tither (and whenever MicroSuck get into a tither, they nervously vomit out some abomination -- read: Win98, when they wanted to get something out there quickly in the days before they had officially cornered the market). This is similar.

Some MicroSuck Faggot: "Zomg zomg what are we going to do about mobile computing zomg zomg?"

Some other MicroSuck Faggot: "Okay, okay. Don't worry. We'll make a mobile version of Windows... on PCs!"

The Voice of Reason: But what about the traditional PC desktop and interface?"

SMSF "Fuck it! We've got to get something out there. Zomg! Zomg!"

SoMSF: "Zomg!Zomg!"

SMSF: "Zomg!"

TVoR: And the millions of people who still use desktop PCs?

SMSF: "Fuck em! We've got a curve to get ahead of here! Zomg!"

TVoR: "K. Whatever. Later, faggots."
 Quoting: Windows 8 LOL 4742766


Works for me..

Had a service call the other day, the cust had a new Win 8 PC.

I had never seen it before.

Everything was completely different.

Had it all figured out in ~2 mins.
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1748197


You hit the nail on the head.

MicroShit crap is created by pasty little nerds who've never ventured into the real world, who have no concept of what the sun looks like, or what fresh air smells like, and whose sole aim is to make life as shitty as possible for end users.

Mac, anyone?
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01/15/2013 09:21 PM
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Re: Windows 8 is shit
This thread us all too funny.

Simple. Learn what that windows key on your keyboard can do.

I wouldn't even begin to bother explaining the extensive I have worked on every OS. Some thoughts good, some obvious rotten eggs.

But, Windows 8, haven't found an app or program that has yet failed to work. The speed is right there.

Other than not knowing keyboard command, it like removing the touch concept from it.

So, it's so simple. But, guess there is a break in for everyone.

I hated it at first, until I learned how to grap the top of the screen and drag it down and close it.

Btw, I predict the Microsoft Surface Pro tablet will be the end of reign for iPads.
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it iz not good. i hate it. itz like en iPhone. i dont ever want en iphone .

the Microsoft account invedez ur privacy . it collectz info on people. thetz too intrusive invedez ur privecy


nwo trick. itz a trap. to gather info on plus track people
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What a stinking pile of dog shit this operating system is. The Metro interface is all cloud based which totally eliminates any sense of privacy and security for the end user. On top of that, the desktop is now cut down and has the start button castrated. Finding one's way around is now guesswork since the OS offers no visual clues as to what the fuck is going on. The file manager now incorporates that totally fucked up ribbon bar - the one that everyone hates. It's inclusion was made to piss everyone off no doubt.

This operating system was designed by fuckheads - for fuckheads.

MicroSHIT is well and truly finished now that this putrid garbage has appeared since no sane person would want to run such an obnoxious and intrusive pile of shit.

Google can just sit back and watch as the MictoTitanic sinks rapidly into the abyss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1748197


Someone has probably pointed this out but anyway. I also hate the "Metro Sexual" interface and just googled how to remove it. I was left with a standard WIndows 7 style interface except with the Win 8 theme.

On my system it was faster and used less resources than Win 7. Others say it performs the same as 7 when configured this way
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Microsoft is famous for changing shit for the sake of changing shit. I'm an I.T. Field engineer and nothing Microsoft has done since XP is worth its weight in pigshit. In MOST devices we are deploying, Windows Xp is STILL the operating system being used, even though it's not supported by MS anymore. Digital Signage being the biggie. As of January 2012, we finally began seeing Win7 being deployed on new PCs in the business sector. Very few I.T directors ever even migrated from Xp to Win7 due to the nightmare that was Vista and how the whole interface on 7 was so radically different than Xp; again, change for the sake of change, not for the sake of improvement. So, that makes every fucking thing we do as I.T. people more time consuming because these fucktards moved everything around. I HOPE IT IS the deathnail to MS, enough of this shit already.

Linux is turning up all over the place commercially, especially in point of sale. OsX is far superior and taking over the home market and Windows is just hated, old, slow, stodgy, overbuilt, and sorely lacking good security. It'll one day become the seeker of the hind-tit.
 Quoting: DFDoe


^^^^ This.

...but they don't change it for just the sake of changing it. naughty
They do it to drive their BUSINESS MODEL.....which is to force everyone to buy new products to work with the new O/S's.
It's their version of engineered obsolescence, much like designing lightbulbs to burn out after so many hours so you must buy more.
The hardware manufacturers are in on it.
It's a corrupt cartel to drive sales....nothing more.
They seem to miss the concept thought that corporations are not going to keep retooling and retraining their workforce just to keep Microsoft in business.

Keep it up MS.
You are going to lose ALL your market share to Linux products.

BillFalem

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01/15/2013 09:35 PM

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Most people don't like it and while I have actually spent time on it and used it since beta and now a have test machine running the final, I don't like it either.

They should have called it tiles 1 instead of windows 8.

Can you imagine putting that on all the machines in a corporate environment?!

Not gonna happen.

I've downgraded 4 new laptops to 7 and havn't put 8 on anything except the test machine.

You can add in a start button using classic shell and that helps a bit and then make a shortcut to the desktop on the desktop lol and strangely it has the missing things in it WTF? But whats the point in making it more like 7 when you can just use 7?

Linux and Mac? Well lets just say I'm looking forward to Bioshock infinite on RAID-0 SATA6 SSD's.

Frater

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windows 8 iz muy bueno!

please no take windows 8 away!

iz zee best windows yet!
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windows 8 iz muy bueno!

please no take windows 8 away!

iz zee best windows yet!
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For idiots like you....yeah....it is.

hick
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[link to www.linuxmint.com]

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HERE ARE THE TOP GOOGLE SEARCHES IF YOU TYPE WINDOWS 8:

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windows 8 is released

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all your windows 8 are belong to us
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How do you like this as compared to Unbuntu?

I have a laptop I plan on reformatting with Linux and have yet to decide which distro to use.

hmm

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