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Farting in Public

 
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The last one really cracked me up. The guy got jolted lol!
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Oh my God, I needed that!!!!! Thanks, OP!
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Fublic.
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Actually, I prefer to fart in elevators while the doors are closed and the elevator packed with people. My favorite is "silent but deadly" after eating eggs and broccoli.


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Ahhh, nothing like a good laugh on a Friday night after a loooong week!

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09/14/2012 09:24 PM

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Great tension breaker amid the chaos about to be witnessed!
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I love it!

C'mon bro's that shit was funny right there.
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Funny,but they guy's gonna get his ass kicked!
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big time

black people get REALLY pissed about being farted on
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think i would get pissed if some asshole lifted his leg to fart on me also.
 Quoting: ArmedonLSD


personally I enjoy farts

but I think something is wrong with me
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09/14/2012 09:39 PM

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"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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09/14/2012 10:01 PM
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* Strengthen
* Tense
* Relax

annnnnnnd fart...

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bump
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I love Jack Vale and his farting videos. They make me laugh so hard! I am a lady and think farting is hilarious. haha
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09/14/2012 11:01 PM
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Winning!!!!
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Was in an Italy for a couple of weeks for work. The change diet was affecting us. So 4 of us get in the elevator. Everyone starts smirking as the door closes on this small elevator. The Gas attack begins, trying not to laugh and loose the breath I'm holding. The first stop everyone bails out laughing. This old lady steps out of a door next to the elevator and gets in as the door is closing. Wonder if we killed her?fart
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LOL well deserved dumb ass
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09/14/2012 11:34 PM
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I would never tolerate/allow being farted at or on. It's a distasteful thing.

I've had many experiences of hitting people for farting in public. Never once got in trouble for it either.

Last Edited by Ripples of Entropy on 09/14/2012 11:34 PM
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I was in the ladies washroom at work last Monday, and in the next stall, i heard this woman let out a fart. It sounds like it slipped and was not intentional. I quickly got out of the bathroom hoping that person would stay inside and I wouldn't have to know who it was. I was trying to help the anonymous farter by getting out quickly while the farter could stay in the stall till I was outside the washroom.

Well as soon as I opened the door, she opened the door. Just my luck. It was our department manager. She never even looked at me. Now when I pass her she ignores me and gives me nasty looks. Great! Just my luck. The farter had to be management
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why isnt this pinned ?
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hahahahahaha
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why isnt this pinned ?
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fart