If our actions cause a business owner to lose money then cut jobs. We don't care. We'll put them on welfare
If you don't 100% support everything we believe, we will seek to destroy you
We will not truly be equal 'till YOU'RE all unemployed!
Communism Will Work This Time
Whatever it is, it's Bush's fault!
Apologize here Apologize NOW!
My baby was breastfed till he was nine!
Smart Car, we put the clown in the Clown Car
An unarmed country is easy to conquer
My irresponsibilities are your consequences
My other car is a tiny,uncomfortable,politically-correct deathtrap also, and that makes me a better person than you
When you don't want to make money, just take money.
Your success should be a sacrifice for me to barely live on.
working for a living is for losers
my child is a A student at KARL MARX MIDDLE SCHOOL
I don't understand true liberalism because I'm against everything it stands for
I support the bill of rights but don't think you should be allowed to exercise them
I Barake 4 Barack Until Baroke!"
work hard so that others don't have to
What is so funny about peace, love and understanding?
If it's broken, blame the guy behind you. Then go golfing
I can open my own door, just help me pay for the car.
When you use the Constitution against us, we'll dismiss the Founding Fathers as slaveowners
This car was made in America thanks to President Obama!
I have a black friend
I voted Obama because of white guilt.
Individual success is racist
I think I can "COEXIST" with people who want to kill me
Because a "Kill List" is better than Water Boarding
Why let a gun kill your child when we can let plannedparenthood do it for you!
Guns Don't Kill People, Sodas Over 16 Ounces Kill People
Save the trees, kill the economy.
thou shalt not kill murderers - only innocent babies
i aborted my honor roll student
Don't like my driving? Blame the previous owner of my car.
"If you don't like abortions, don't get one. If I don't like guns, we should ban them."
Tax the rich! I'm tired of having a job
"The war on drugs is a failure. Let's ban guns!
Work is for nerds, all the cool kids are on welfare!
If at first you don't succeed...OCCUPY!!
Liberalism - Ideas So Good You Have To Be Forced To Accept Them
My Student Sued Your Honor Student For Unequal Achievement
Freedom of speech as long as you agree with me
honk if you are 1/32nd Cherokee!
Pass with care...26 year old babies on board
Save a rat, abort a baby
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine
Don't read too much into the unemployment numbers, vote Barack2012!!
Thank you Taxpayers for buying my car for me. Cash4Clunkers
Obama's self-evident truths: Life, liberty and the pursuit of your life's savings
I don't need logic, I have FEELINGS!!
We take your money and waste so you don't have to
Honk if you still own a car in this economy, Obama2012
YES I KNOW Conservatives are right but I am just too hard-headed to admit it!
"My other car is a safe big dependable SUV"
"do as I say not as i do
Careful...26 year old baby on board. obamacare!
How can I give you a hand up...when I've got my hand out
Annoy A DemocRAT. Think For Yourself
Abortion is not murder, cutting down trees is!!
my child is an A student at KARL MARX MIDDLE SCHOOL
Because You're Never Too Dead to Vote Grandma
Cars Cause Accidents So Hand Over The Keys
Come On In The HealthCare Is Free.
Dig Up That Coffin Because You're Never Too Dead To Vote
We ARE RIGHT, & We Don't Care What THE FACTS ARE!
"Honk if you lost a recall election in Wisconsin" WIUnion WIRecall
policies so good they have to be mandated.”
We will make you generous!”
"My Other Car is at the bottom of Chappaquiddick Inlet
my kid was victim of the month at Ted Kennedy school for illegal immigrants
We celebrate tolerance and diversity here, so if you so much as mention Jesus I'm gonna scream and sue
"Mitt Romney's foreign policy is to hide his money there."
We will not truly be equal 'till YOU'RE all unemployed! ..
I believe in everyone else doing their fair share...and I do mean everyone ELSE!
I've never run a damn thing in my life, except the Country into the ground. Obama Biden 2012
I'm a hypocrite, but its ok! I'm a liberal!
MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A MOPED
No Birth Certificate Needed!
Clouds don't gives us rain, something else does.Obama
I heart the government!
CHAVEZ ROCKS!
Socialism or BUST!
You Didn't EARN That! IT's MINE!
If it weren't for the DOUBLE-STANDARD, I wouldn't have any standards at all
IM THE REASON FOR RETROACTIVE BIRTH CONTROL
ive never worked for a living..why should you
My baby was breastfed till he was nine!" After my late term abortion was botched.
Soon We'll Make It Where You'll HAVE 2 Depend On US!
I Break For Foodstamps
IVE NEVER MET AN AMENDMENT I LIKED
you never thanked me for starting your business
MY CHILD MADE DEANS LIST AT INDOCTRINATION CAMP
give socialism a chance
honk if a freedom loving conservative has ever threatened you for believing something different than them
why do republicans hate me for how I see the world?
this car only turns left
my opinion is the only one that matters
if you like socialism call 1800 DUMB ASS
my other car is a tricycle
if you own it i want it
Republicans work so we don't have to
No One Built This Car
Diversity is good...Unless we're talking about opinions.
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine.
I got this car for FREE!
Proud EBT Card Holder!
I don't feel like paying for gas, can I have some of yours ?
Facts & statistics are so inconvenient
Reality is whatever I say it is
Decisions are hard let the government make them for you
I voted for the Kenyan
I can agree with you because I stand for nothing
Eating Chicken = BAD. Killing unborn kids = GOOD.
Education through misinformation; it's the way to go!
My other car is a tiny,uncomfortable,politically-correct deathtrap also, and that makes me a better person than you
save water. .dont bathe
my other car is a prius
why bother with GITMO when we have drones?
If at first you don't succeed, make it a tax
Choom and doom Obama/Biden 2012
Taxation. Regulation. Litigation
"I'm wrong? Well you're racist!"
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you!"
Hypocrisy: A liberal way of life!
B/C WE'VE Destroyed ALL Jobs, So U MUST Vote 4 Us 2 LIVE!
B/C Guns R 4 Mexican Drug Cartels ONLY, STUPID!
Save the whales, kill the babies.
Save The Whales! Abort The Babies!
Progressives: Fucking Americans in Their Collective Asses Since the 1890's
If you can read this, thank a conservative (he's making my car payments)
GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS BUT IN THE REST OF OUR LIVES
Octomom is my idol!
Why work, try welfare!
I bought this car with your money.
food stamps are job creators, credit to Pelosi for this one!
raising taxes will improve the economy!
Solyndra was a great taxpayer investment
Abortion is Good... Death Penalty is Immoral
Turning everything into a conspiracy is the conspiracy.
Vote Democrat! Because throwing lots of money at problems always solves them!
I don't understand true liberalism because I'm against everything it stands for
I STOP FOR SOCIALISTS
Obama 2012: Celebrate America's Decline
Let's try this again: Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times, and repeat, "hope & change, hope & cha.."
Support your local gangs. Repeal the 2nd amendment.
Obama 2012: I kept none of my campaign promises and nothing has improved
Still Bush's Fault
if you oppose Obama you're a racist, but we can't elect Romney, he's a Morman
thou shalt not kill murderers - only innocent babies.
Sure Romney is successful, but can he choom?
Every Student At My Child's School Is An Honor Student So No One Will Feel Left Out
Work hard and after the first 7 months you can keep all the money you earn
Bush raiding medical marijuana dispenceries was terrible, but when Obama does it we should just look the other way
you can smoke weed for fun regularly, become president and attack cancer and AIDs patients for trying it as medicine.
Overseas Investments and Swiss bank accounts are okay unless you're Mitt Romney.
my hyphen has a hyphen so you owe me everything.
"Honk If You Are A Taker!"” //Geeze no wonder NYC is so noisy" It is!!
I was a victim before being a victim was cool
Life isn't fair, but we're working on fixing that
Death Panels R Us, Where a Senior can B a Senior (Until it costs 2 much)
We love the Constitution, except for the parts after the General Welfare clause
they're not taxes , only penalties
Tolerant of all views that are the same as mine
you didn't build it, that's okay niether did we, we just take credit for it
Insuring Dependence on Big Government 1 Bankrupt Small Business @ A Time
Successfully Raising Poverty Rates 1 Family @ A Time!
And You Think It's Bad For You NOW?? Wait, We Have More In Store!
You should just SHUT UP and do as you are told!!
Don't think of them as HIGHER TAXES, Think of them as Charitable Government Contributions!
We KNOW how YOU should spend YOUR money, YOU DON'T!
Who needs a job when there's welfare?
Freedom is overrated.
Afraid of global warming but scared to death this island will tip over.
WORK, like abortion, SHOULD BE A CHOICE!!
"I Support Gay Rights Unless You Are A GOP Queer!"
kill the fetus, take away guns
"One Of The 50% Who Pay No Taxes!"
Ok he's 26 now, time for my occupy kid to occupy your basement!
The successful better do some more of the stuff they didn't do so I can do nothing
War is OK, unless there is a Republican in the White House
Deficits are only real under Bush
Save the trees, kill the economy.”
Always blame the Tea Party for our mistakes
conservatives stop driving trucks so we can ride in private planes
"I Survived the Obama Depression"
Do what the government tells you, citizen
“We believe in listening to other ideas, unless they are different from ours
Gore invented the interstate
Or maybe: 2+2=1 Government keeps the rest because you really didn't earn it!
You need to work harder. I'm trying to improve my economic status.
My entitlements are rights and you have NO RIGHT not to pay for them!
The rich should pay for my Hybrid"
My entitlements are rights and you have no right to not pay for them!
Gimme my fair share...the money formerly known as yours
Spread the wealth!! (Unless it's mine)
I may be wrong, but I care more than you
Hugged Your Entitlement Today?
Honk if U Just Traded Your Food Stamps For Your 42 " HDTV Too!
"Praise the Government!"
"Backwards to Communism"
My Other Car is Charging
"Honk if You Love Satan"
"Tolerant to All Views Except Christian"
We hate violence, but we love riots!
Get Out of My Dreams, Get into Mein Kampf
I'm not driving slow, I'm Occupying The Road
"Why Isn't Everything Free?"
I Volunteered Time at the Termite Reserve
The dog ate my homework. So I ate the dog."
Government healthcare works great. Got my Lobotomy last week
Liberalism - Ideas So Good You Have To Be Forced To Accept Them
Reading the bill is not Fundamental
Think of people ONLY in terms of race, ethnicity & gender, not as individuals
Passing laws that we can't, won't & don't have to follow. Cause we know what is better for you.
Everyone else divide up your money and share equally. Mine? I keep mine
Our policies may not work but at least they make us feel better
I got mine-who cares what happens after me
I love my sailor, but the Navy can go to hell!
Proud 21st Century Robin Hood: Robbing for the Rich and Giving to the Lazy
Can't we all just get along and conservatives go to hell at the same time?!?
"My Food Stamps Stimulate the Economy. Now If Only the Evil 1% Would Do Their Part."
There IS such thing as a free lunch! Vote Democrat!!”
This IS my other car. My Volt caught fire
Work Harder! Someone's Got to Pay For Entitlements!
Why Work? We'll just give you Other Peoples Money
Don't Stereotype. Unless Somebody is a Christan or Conservative!
The Constitution is only a guidline
Only Rich People are Greedy!
Planned Parenthood: We Love Using Tax Dollars to Kill the Unborn Children of Minorities
Don't Judge me, but I Can Judge You
Vote Democrat or your a racist
Who cares if I lie. I am a Democrat
Abolish the Death Penalty/ Pro-Choice
All your children's futures and money belong to us
I may not always be correct, but I'm never wrong!
I support killing babies but not cop killers
We know what's better for you than you do
Proud Parent of a Child That Earned His GED In Jail After Being Expelled For Sexting
If I Keep Voting For These Guys They Say I Might Be Middle Class One Day
America: Love It or Fundamentally Transform It
Peak water is a logically possible, serious problem requiring massive EPA intervention
martial law isn't all that bad
Honk if you're unemployed
Planned Parenthood: You Deserve to Die If You're The Unborn Child of a Minority
Let's All Pretend That Our Subsidized Educations Didn't Happen Because of Some Rich White Guys!
'im open minded cuz I give equal consideration to both sides of the same side.
Show The Racists Who's Boss! Vote For The Black Guy!
I'm a tolerant free thinker unless you disagree with my point of view, then you're a tea bagging POS
"You didn't build that"
The problem with liberal jokes is they get elected
"This Car Made it Over The Bridge In Chappaquidick"
"All 57 States For Obama"
"Obama For a 3rd Term"
"America Was Founded On Food Stamps"
Attention carjackers: I'm unarmed
You're Racist!
Marxism will work this time--promise!
Thoughtcrime is Illegal
The SEIU #ACA Gov Goon Doctor Cut Out the Wrong Kidney
"America Was Founded On Food
"I 'heart' Cuba"
"Don't Look Further, Bush Did it"
"Global Warming is Real, I Was Told"
End racism... But hire based on race
"because pol pot is a good thing right?"
We don't want to take away all you've built; we just think it's better to confiscate most of it to give to our base.
All your built things are belong to us
kill all unborn babies in the name of womens lib
If you build it, we will tax and regulate it out of business
public school taught me everything I ever needed to know
I aborted a serial killer.
I love my EBT card
I don't care about the economy, stupid!
Had a tough day? Try changing your gender
We will tax you into prosperity
A century of failure proves nothing!
"Vote Early, Vote Often! No ID required!"
Of course we should have control look at what a great job we did in Detroit.
"If Romney's President, I'm Moving To Cuba
"9/11 Was Our Fault"
Let's borrow money and send it to Africa!
"I'm a Proud Liberal. I was Ordered."
Skip school, smoke dope, hang with terrorists & you too can become President
I only like the death penalty for the unborn
what comes after "trillion"?
my emotions trump any logic my feeble mind can process
Save the trees. Kill the children!
"Let's screw up the economy to save the environment! "
"Why Vote For a White Guy When You Can Have it Both Ways?"
that foodstamp card....you didn't build that. Someone else made that happen.
Someone else bought me this bumper sticker!!
"What Would Jesus Do? He'll Vote For Obama"
I yell racist so I don't have to debate.
"God is a Liberal"
Honk if you love blaming conservatives for global warming!
"Save The Vegetables From Human Cruelty"
"A Vote For Romney is a Vote for Bush
"Obama/Matthews 2012"
"I'm a Liberal, Therefore Government Think For me""
Why should I be free when I can be a ward of the state
Everything Tastes Better With Government Cheese
Accountability - The Art Of Blaming Someone Else
Government knows best
Pray to Darwin
I Got Fucked By Over 300 Guys And You Should Pay For My Birth Control. Women'sRights
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E Endorsing
M Marxism
O Over
C Capitalism
R Representing
A Anti-American
T Traitorous
S Strategies
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