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So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.

 
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So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Your opinion. That's all. Not right, not wrong.

I have three great kids - adults - all three of them are smart, self-sufficient and college material (youngest has two more years to go, but he's probably the most driven of all three).

You either are a family person, or you're not.

Are you glad that your parents decided to reproduce, or not?

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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Totally agree with you.

I am 42 and now in a relationship with a woman, age 40, who doesn't want children either.

This BS about regretting it later in like at least to me in BS too. Most peoples kids have nothing to do with them in old age except to pack their asses up into an old folk home and wait for them to kick the bucket so they can vulture in on their assets.

Many old people get to see what their kids really feel later in life... kicked to the curb.

Me? I travel and have a life of fun... and didn't toss 20+ years and hundreds of thousands of dollars down the toilet on a roll of the dice.

You have no guarantee your kinds don't turn out to be total shitbags even if you do everything right as a parent.
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Wow.
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It should be pinned.
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wtf

Procreation is the meaning of life.

Every soul has a purpose.

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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
Procreation is the meaning of life.

Every soul has a purpose.
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Nice thought, but we both know that is BS.

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Perhaps when you have kids of your own, you will understand.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
The rest of the world gives thanks that you don't
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Perhaps when you have kids of your own, you will understand.
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Wow, condescending much?

In my late 40s with zero desire to do so and a nice vasectomy. I think I'm old enough to know what I want and don't want.

Your way ain't the only way.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
Agreed. Children ruin lives.

The studies back that. (No, seriously, there are real studies.)

People with children show greater stress and unhappiness indicators and that never goes away.
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You make an excuse that kids can turn out shitbags ;)
Kids are even when they are shitbags the greatest band and love you will ever know and have. It is chemistry at its best.
Unless you lack empathy then i understand what your trying to say.
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Perhaps when you have kids of your own, you will understand.
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Wow, condescending much?

In my late 40s with zero desire to do so and a nice vasectomy. I think I'm old enough to know what I want and don't want.

Your way ain't the only way.
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I don't mean to be condescending, but you seem to know a lot about a lifestyle that you did not embark on. How can you judge a life with kids when you have none?
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
Perhaps when you have kids of your own, you will understand.
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Pretty much. I thought like the OP did for the longest time, so I understand it. But after finding a great woman and settling down, later in life, and having kids, I wouldn't change a thing. Life would be pretty boring without them.

People who don't want kids should not have them.

That being said, the OP sounds like he is trying to convince himself. And that's ok, too.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
Your opinion. That's all. Not right, not wrong.

I have three great kids - adults - all three of them are smart, self-sufficient and college material (youngest has two more years to go, but he's probably the most driven of all three).

You either are a family person, or you're not.

Are you glad that your parents decided to reproduce, or not?
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Yours is a good, rational post, for the most part.

To each their own.

I am happy my parents had me, but if they hadnt there would be no me around to be unhappy about it. So seems like kind of a moot point to me.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Hi op.....
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Don't talk about shit you have no idea about. You don't have the experience of having a kid so your viewpoint is worthless.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Hi op.....

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That is so sad. Damn.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
i disagree, weren't you a kid once, just sayin, Do you regret yourself. Look at yourself.

everyone is on their journey

children are a blessing, especially now

they teach us, ego humans how to love and love them unconditionally

we are all experiencing different journey's, do not judge others or you will be judged

be love, be light

we are all going home ( Golden Age)

the kingdom of God is within

peace
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
You make an excuse that kids can turn out shitbags ;)
Kids are even when they are shitbags the greatest band and love you will ever know and have. It is chemistry at its best.
Unless you lack empathy then i understand what your trying to say.
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Kids are nice, when you still have control and command over them till they are pubering in their 14/15/16 etc.
Then they'll rebel against the parents. lol!
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
So the fuck what? Shut up. Somebody already did this thread earlier tonight.

Thread: Are you glad to be childless now ?

Try to be original and quit wasting server space.... or any other kind
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I'm so glad I have kids.


No regrets and the best feeling in the world.

OP is in his mom's basement with patroleum jelly.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Despite I wished to have my own cause I like children at home, I must recognize that the world has changed a lot in the last 30 years in a disappointed way.

The education system is lousy, the daily economic struggling harder than ever, the general violence in the world today, drugs, no-moral at all....etc etc i don't want my child to pass through all this drama and suffering, so I enjoy a peaceful life trying to help other the best I can do.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
Your opinion. That's all. Not right, not wrong.

I have three great kids - adults - all three of them are smart, self-sufficient and college material (youngest has two more years to go, but he's probably the most driven of all three).

You either are a family person, or you're not.

Are you glad that your parents decided to reproduce, or not?
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No one on this planet is "self sufficient", that is a state of grandeur.

School, College, University - they are recruitment centers for corporate puppets that follow instructions without questioning those instructions, as they are brainwashed with information and do not question that information. "Compliance" schools.

Theres no such thing as "family" as this planet is based upon an alien/human hybrid experiment called "limitation" or "restriction" (you dont even remember your last life, so your limited to making the same mistakes over and over again ie. someone steals your wealth... but they seemed so "trusting" - wise up, the only activity on earth IS stealing).

Reproducing is a biological DNA command, it is NOT a unique process, in fact it is an extremely primitive function.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Every parent I know lives a miserable life. Yeah, they try to deny it but I see it in their eyes.

And I understand the denial. I mean, if you've made an irreversble decision (having kids) that doom you to a life of stress, drama, and struggle, you have no choice but denial, right?

"kids are life's greatest reward": Total bullshit. A clean, quiet home, few needs, and a lack of poverty (don't have to be rich) beats snotminers hands down.

"you'll regret it when youre older": Doubt it. I'm pretty old already and each year I feel better and better about my life. And I'm living my life NOW, not putting off enjoyment until I'm a feeble pants-pissing elder. What's the point of having kids if your only justification is that you'll have a chance to maybe enjoy life in 30 years? Lol. Why not cut to the chase, avoid the crotchfruit, and enjoy life now?
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Well, I got two kids and am happier than I could have dreamt. Maybe, the people that you know are just miserable bastards, full stop.

Moreover, I think any possible kids that you could have had have dodged a bullet, big time. You miserable bastard.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
I agree with you, OP. Don't listen to the haters. It seems they must be jealous of the freedom or something.

Funny, you never see intentionally childless people abusing those with children, except maybe in secret ;)

I feel so free and i am enjoying my life without the millstone of children. I also strive to keep the state out of my life as much as possible, and kids are just another way the state gets into your home.
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Perhaps when you have kids of your own, you will understand.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Wow, condescending much?

In my late 40s with zero desire to do so and a nice vasectomy. I think I'm old enough to know what I want and don't want.

Your way ain't the only way.
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I don't mean to be condescending, but you seem to know a lot about a lifestyle that you did not embark on. How can you judge a life with kids when you have none?
 Quoting: Rising Son


I can, because I have friends with kids and that demonstrates for me everything that I need to know.
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Re: So fucking glad I don't have kids. Just sayin.
it's a double edged knife

parents say they are "happy" because kids are a dead-solid way to bring purpose to your life. A dad/mother has an automatic stimulating force forcing them to get out of bed every morning. This facilitates life a lot on the mental arena. When you're on your own, you need to decide what to do much more often, which can bring stress.

But on the other hand, you lose a lot of freedom. You fall into debt and schedules and unending responsibilities imposed by the 'contract' of marriage.

Therefore, if you can find purpose for your life in something else, something more spiritual, I say: do not have kids.