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Behold... The Bridegroom Cometh!!!

 
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ahhhahhhahhhahhhahhh
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HAHAHA! Love it!
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lol........it's all good, we're all friends here, and we're all on the same team anyway.

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Lot of hate mongering idiots on this thread who deny Christ and will be taking the mark of the beast. Praise Jesus!
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ahhhahhhahhhahhhahhh
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HAHAHA! Love it!
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lol........it's all good, we're all friends here, and we're all on the same team anyway.

hf
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Its more than a team, Its family.
hf
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FIVE MINUTES
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FIVE MINUTES
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TWO MINUTES
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Charlie and Ira Louvins song, The Angels Cried Last Night In Heaven is a spectacular witness. Emmy Lou Harris sings it too if you don't want the Tennessee Twang...

All friends here, says the woman who bans witness from her threads and pays membership money only to do so. The Angels really would Cry In Heaven if psycho-bitch ever made her surrender...

23. Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,

24. Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.

25. When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
26. Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.

27. But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.

28. There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.



Eaten with HIM, and been With HIM as HE Taught in their streets Jesus Witnesses, but HE Don't Know you...

Never the brokenness and capitulation? Never the honest, sincere and emotional surrender; all spontaneous and a result of your own heart rather than some Laodicean altar call in a stadium with some Laodicean preacher "bringing you to Christ"?

There is Only One Way Unto The Father.
Christ Jesus Gave HIS Life To Enable Your Coming Into HIS Presence.

Accepting Jesus is a Laodicean soft-sell, a carnal-hearted lie.

Believe your acceptance of Jesus makes you Born-Again?
Only when you KNOW you've been In Father God's Presence have you been Ezekiel 36 Born-Again.

The Lord IS Saying this to you:
"There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out."

Ain't got the heart to Trust HIM Fully and Embrace HIS Will for rest of your life? Then don't matter what you hope for or Believe, you remain alienated and not Known By The Father and thereby not Known by Christ Jesus...

But hey, why not post some more Laodicean crap and have a love-fest of comiseration! Misery loves company. After all, Many Are Called, but few are chosen... My witness is: Few Choose To Heed Father's Call.

Such is God's Will
God's Will Is Always Perfect!
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 Quoting: Intruth


Tried and tried couldn't get the cam to work for me?
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Charlie and Ira Louvins song, The Angels Cried Last Night In Heaven is a spectacular witness. Emmy Lou Harris sings it too if you don't want the Tennessee Twang...

All friends here, says the woman who bans witness from her threads and pays membership money only to do so. The Angels really would Cry In Heaven if psycho-bitch ever made her surrender...

23. Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,

24. Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.

25. When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
26. Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.

27. But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.

28. There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.



Eaten with HIM, and been With HIM as HE Taught in their streets Jesus Witnesses, but HE Don't Know you...

Never the brokenness and capitulation? Never the honest, sincere and emotional surrender; all spontaneous and a result of your own heart rather than some Laodicean altar call in a stadium with some Laodicean preacher "bringing you to Christ"?

There is Only One Way Unto The Father.
Christ Jesus Gave HIS Life To Enable Your Coming Into HIS Presence.

Accepting Jesus is a Laodicean soft-sell, a carnal-hearted lie.

Believe your acceptance of Jesus makes you Born-Again?
Only when you KNOW you've been In Father God's Presence have you been Ezekiel 36 Born-Again.

The Lord IS Saying this to you:
"There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out."

Ain't got the heart to Trust HIM Fully and Embrace HIS Will for rest of your life? Then don't matter what you hope for or Believe, you remain alienated and not Known By The Father and thereby not Known by Christ Jesus...

But hey, why not post some more Laodicean crap and have a love-fest of comiseration! Misery loves company. After all, Many Are Called, but few are chosen... My witness is: Few Choose To Heed Father's Call.

Such is God's Will
God's Will Is Always Perfect!
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Very eloquent there are those who say and those who do.
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
 Quoting: niphtrique


Not all of us have 'eyes, but can't see and ears, but can't hear'...I am interested in your view. Please share more....
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
 Quoting: niphtrique


Let me see... Should I believe you, or Jesus?

Sorry, but I'll choose Jesus, and His Holy Word over man everytime!
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
 Quoting: niphtrique

In order:

An assertion.

A baseless accusation.

Claim to have enlightenment others lack.

Setting up the reader to be open rather than risk being seen as close-minded.

Offering The Solution that has escaped scholars for generations.

I've seen this pattern a thousand times, in a thousand debates on a thousand topics. Rather than just say "I disagree with your view, here is mine", the reader is first enticed and set up, while also being judged gullible.

Sorry, not biting.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
 Quoting: niphtrique


Not all of us have 'eyes, but can't see and ears, but can't hear'...I am interested in your view. Please share more....
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No, please don't. Not on this thread anyway.

Thank you!
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About time ...
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I hope I am not intruding.

Jesus will not marry Jerusalem, nor will he marry The Church.

They have corrupted the scriptures.

I have figured out who he is going to marry.

But you probably will not believe me.

That is a shame, because if you believe me, we may be able to get things started.
 Quoting: niphtrique

In order:

An assertion.

A baseless accusation.

Claim to have enlightenment others lack.

Setting up the reader to be open rather than risk being seen as close-minded.

Offering The Solution that has escaped scholars for generations.

I've seen this pattern a thousand times, in a thousand debates on a thousand topics. Rather than just say "I disagree with your view, here is mine", the reader is first enticed and set up, while also being judged gullible.

Sorry, not biting.
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


+1
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Do you really believe the marriage of the Lamb will take place before the bride is ready to meet her brigegroom?

Apostle John must first appear to the seven churches and deliver Christ' message to them before any rapture takes place, and mind you, Christ is not happy with these churches.
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*bridegroom
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Not all of us have 'eyes, but can't see and ears, but can't hear'...I am interested in your view. Please share more....
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To the non-believers I will say: this has been revealed to me by God Herself. Starting with this revelation I have researched whether it was a psychosis or a genuine vision. Below is an account of what I have found.

Christians call Jesus Son of God but in The Quran God stresses that Jesus was human. There is ample evidence that the texts of the Gospels have been changed and that the role of Mary Magdalene has been altered. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam while Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve. In the original creation story Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but Eve gave birth to Adam. This is the reason why Eve is called Mother of All the Living. For 6,000 years God has hidden Her identity.

In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God, which implies that God is a Mother and that the text has been altered later. The love of God Jesus was speaking of, is the love of a Goddess for Her husband. Jesus was born in the same way Adam was born, from a woman without the seed of a man. Eve and Adam have been around many times. Noah was a husband of God, like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David and Mohammed. Reincarnations of Eve and Adam also played a significant role in history outside The Bible.

This universe is a virtual reality based on the universe God is living in, and in this virtual reality She has had many lives. Our universe is controlled by a programme that is running for approximately 6,000 years. God is a woman and She can assume roles in Her own universe. The purpose of this universe is to provide entertainment for Her. The world God comes from may have come about by accident and the laws of natural selection may apply there. The gods produced an advanced civilisation, became immortal and entertain themselves with virtual realities like this universe.

The following evidence is in the scriptures:
- Christians are considered to be children of God and born of God (John 1:12-13) so God was a Mother before the text was altered.
- Adam is referred to as son of God (Luke 3:38), Jesus as firstborn over all creation (Col. 1:15) so Adam was born and Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam.
- Jesus was with God in the beginning (John 1:2) but there is no mentioning of Jesus in the Tanakh.
- After having created the humans on the sixth day in Genesis 1, God appears to have started over again by creating Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. This indicates that the text has been changed.
- Adam calling his wife Eve because She would become mother of all the living also suggests tampering.
- The Quran mentions the creation of Adam extensively but does not mention the creation of Eve, which may indicate that Eve was never created.
- The Quran mentions that Jesus and Adam were created in a similar way (Quran: 3:59). They were both born from a virgin.
- The repeated reference in the Gnostic texts of Mary Magdalene being loved by Jesus more than the others indicates that the Beloved Disciple in the Gospel of John was originally Mary Magdalene before the text was redacted.
- The last chapter of the gospel of John appears to be added later to suggest that the Beloved Disciple was John as the previous chapter already has closing lines (John 20:30-31).
- There apparently had been rumours that the Beloved Disciple had become immortal (John 21:23). If the Beloved Disciple was Mary Magdalene and if She was God then this would have made sense.
- The love of God Jesus was speaking of (John 17:23-26) therefore was the love of a Goddess for Her husband.
- John the Baptist talks in the Gospel (John 3:27-29) in terms of himself as a best man with the implication that Jesus the bridegroom is coming to meet his bride, but there is nothing specific to identify the bride (see also: Luke 5:34, Matt. 9:15).
- It was customary for a Jewish rabbi to be married and the apostles called him rabbi (Mark 11:21).
- The marriage described in the Gospel of John (John 2:2-8) could be the wedding of Jesus because at a Jewish wedding guests normally do not give orders.
- Jesus started doing miracles at this wedding, which may indicate that he was married to God.

More in "God is a woman and Jesus was Her husband (link below). The article itself is backed up with evidence and reliable sources. Whether or not you consider my view to be true, or the bizarre idea of Jesus marrying the Church or Jerusalem, is completely up to you.

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Charlie and Ira Louvins song, The Angels Cried Last Night In Heaven is a spectacular witness. Emmy Lou Harris sings it too if you don't want the Tennessee Twang...

All friends here, says the woman who bans witness from her threads and pays membership money only to do so. The Angels really would Cry In Heaven if psycho-bitch ever made her surrender...


 Quoting: Lester 23753721



Very eloquent there are those who say and those who do.
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Oh yes, calling me a "psycho-bitch" is very eloquent indeed.

lame
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there's NO pre tribulation Rapture
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hf
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Doesn't matter, there is NO pre tribulation Rapture! If you fall for it, you'll be following the one everyone calls the Anti-Christ!

You've Been Warned!
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As far as imminence is concerned, only the day and the hour is not known by anyone except the Father.

Enough prophecy is written in the book of Revelation such that when one sees their fulfillment, one can readily know the year the rapture takes place.
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Hi Eddy! Been a while! Don't know what you think about Anna from youtube but her messages resonate with my Spirit as truth. That said...How ya like THESE apples! LOOKIN' UP!
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Yeh! blobrchoruscheerbandura Watcher is back! Where have you been girl! We've really missed you! If the Rapture doesn't happen this Rosh Hashana, I hope you're sticking around and not running off again! hugs

OOPS! Sorry Watcher! I posted this before I saw your reply. If you're getting banned because they recognize your name, why don't you change it. Maybe call yourself Watcher for Christ or some other name. Just go to the "Room" thread and let us know your new name. We've missed you!

hf

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“Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.” Joshua 1:9 KJV
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Let me see... Should I believe you, or Jesus?

Sorry, but I'll choose Jesus, and His Holy Word over man everytime!
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Jesus never said he was planning to marry Jerusalem or The Church. Evidence for fraud is abundant, see links below:

[link to www.prweb.com]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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