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Recent Jupiter Anomalies Correspond with J Edward Carper’s Pre-proposed Theory

 
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I have read all three pages of thid thread. I am confused. i think i understand a little...please no insults...i like to learn new things...so please dumb it down a little for me. what youre talking about seems frightening and fascinating at the same time. heres what i think i understand from this thread: man screwed around with jupiter, now its turning into a star...which is not good for us. do i atleast get thr most basic point of it?
another question: ive seen threads talking about times when our manetosphere went nuts for no known reason...could it be because of these electrical explosions on jupiter?
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Someone thought shooting at Joops was good, so Joops made the solar system an offer it couldn't refuse.

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gonna be bad.
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Blank stare.
Tony is not intelligent enough to understand 90% of this but reminds me of 2010, the sequel to 2001 a Space Odyssey. If Jupiter ignites its frozen moon Europa also becomes another habitable destination...unless "they" want that for themselves while we suffer on earth. Multiple options for new "earths". Fascinating. tony must remain skeptical but entertainment is bountiful here.
thanks op.
tony
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Bah.
The spaceship would npt penetrate deeply into Jupiter.
Once it's average density reached the depth where Jupitor's density was equal it would just kinda float around at that level/depth.
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Or become embedded there
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How would the global warming freaks cope with the idea of Jupiter igniting into a second sun?

Also, why do you think 'they' want to have a second sun. Wouldn't it make Earth a little bit too warm?

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I have read all three pages of thid thread. I am confused. i think i understand a little...please no insults...i like to learn new things...so please dumb it down a little for me. what youre talking about seems frightening and fascinating at the same time. heres what i think i understand from this thread: man screwed around with jupiter, now its turning into a star...which is not good for us. do i atleast get thr most basic point of it?
another question: ive seen threads talking about times when our manetosphere went nuts for no known reason...could it be because of these electrical explosions on jupiter?
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Not necessarily bad for Earth (some here think so, but it might not be that drastic), but they seem to be trying to alter Jupiter into becoming a tiny star. That's what the events add up to.

They dropped devices in in 1995 that likely did not break up until they went supercritical very deep into Jupiter.
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Going to bed now...thanks for the chat!
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Alert... this thread... one of the most valuable, not to mention REAL ( I am embarrassed sometimes when I see some of the threads that are posted... I feel as If the site is losing its luster, but I know that it is only THEM, THEY are posting garbage so that it will be easy to dismiss GLP - they are losing as GLP will always Rrrrrrriise)...


{returning to point - returning to point}
Yes, so it appears this thread is sliding down the page. We need some heavy hitters to come in and enlighten everyone to the relevancy. [hint- that it is > than most ]

Also, I checked my planetary alignment schedule... and I don't see any conjunctions. Can anyone enlighten me... any conjunctions on the horizon? Any broken alignments?

If one is to be certain... we can be certain with one when there's a conjunction or planetary alignment coming... they love that... it is better than summoning the djinn... better than the sacrifice.

/The S.T/
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All you need to know is that Joops is sacred and intelligent.

And was trying to take a well deserved nap.
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What is this religion u are talking about? you dont have to give me the whole run down...just tell me what to look up for myself.

btw..this is why i love GLP. i learn so much here. some of its complete crap..but i just look at that as filler into my 72 hr shift at work. even if its something ive never heard of or even remotely understand...it gives me a starting point to learn something new and educate myself without watching the stupid tv.
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Blank stare.
Tony is not intelligent enough to understand 90% of this but reminds me of 2010, the sequel to 2001 a Space Odyssey. If Jupiter ignites its frozen moon Europa also becomes another habitable destination...unless "they" want that for themselves while we suffer on earth. Multiple options for new "earths". Fascinating. tony must remain skeptical but entertainment is bountiful here.
thanks op.
tony
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Do have any idea what happens to an engine when the crankshaft becomes unbalanced?

What you are describing is just a little extra heat.
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What is this religion u are talking about? you dont have to give me the whole run down...just tell me what to look up for myself.

btw..this is why i love GLP. i learn so much here. some of its complete crap..but i just look at that as filler into my 72 hr shift at work. even if its something ive never heard of or even remotely understand...it gives me a starting point to learn something new and educate myself without watching the stupid tv.
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It's kind of like this. Scientists loves to quote Oppenheimer or whomever in hushed tones. Stuff like, "I'm death, I destroy worlds blah blah..."

Joops took a few bullets and then woke up on it's own volition. And when it's done deciding what to do with you, it's gonna speak. And you ain't gonna like most of it.
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Joops took a few bullets and then woke up on it's own volition. And when it's done deciding what to do with you, it's gonna speak. And you ain't gonna like most of it.
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You know that big eye on Joops?

Job 38:1 Then the LORD answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said,
Job 38:2 Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
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very interesting. man won't stop until they destroy everything around including us
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dah, "man"????


I have long contended that we are dealing with something other than "man". Perhaps a alien being "shipwreaked" here long long long ago. A being with it's own wishes and desires; far apart from those of the mammal "man"
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JUPITARDS!!wtflmao
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What's the "fear factor" all about?
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JUPITARDS!!wtflmao
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Has a certain ring to it.
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All you need to know is that Joops is sacred and intelligent.

And was trying to take a well deserved nap.
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I was with you.
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All you need to know is that Joops is sacred and intelligent.

And was trying to take a well deserved nap.
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I was with you.
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It's basically the opposite, anthropomorphism.
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Don't touch hot stove. Hot stove hates you. Fire not want to talk to you. Fire evil.
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Here monkeys. This is what a quantum computer processor looks like:

Rev 21:10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
Rev 21:11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
Rev 21:12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
Rev 21:13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
Rev 21:14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
Rev 21:15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
Rev 21:16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
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The book appears to be FREE right now on Kindle Amazon.
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Discounted from $7.77 to $0.00.

book
rhombus will set you free...

some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend. just what you want to be, you will be in the end!

if you can't face the truth it's probably raping you from behind.
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For those unfamiliar with the film that some posters have compared this to, here is the trailer for the 1984 film 2010 (sequel to Arthur C. Clarke's 2001: A Space Odyssey directed by Stanley Kubrick).

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Here monkeys. This is what a quantum computer processor looks like:

Rev 21:10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
Rev 21:11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
Rev 21:12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
Rev 21:13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
Rev 21:14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
Rev 21:15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
Rev 21:16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.

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Crawl back under your rock because some of us have the knowledge about Jupiter.

I want to go back to bed and not entertain you. So shove off! Let the OP deal with You!
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Crawl back under your rock because some of us have the knowledge about Jupiter.

I want to go back to bed and not entertain you. So shove off! Let the OP deal with You!
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By all means, show us the size of your banana.
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Does this have any connection with Jupiter's tilt having changed over the past year?
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You do realize that the first episode would be the first time in the 4.5 billion year history of the solar system that such a concentrated mass of fissionable material has entered Jupiter. It requires human beings to collect together sizable masses of fissionable material. There is a risk that if enough fissionable material was dropped or worse yet a nuclear
bomb was detonated deep inside Jupiter; the heat produced at great depths along with the very high density could produce a runaway FUSION reaction. The current theory concerning the core of Jupiter is that it is composed of metallic hydrogen because the density is so great. This is probably surrounded by layers of liquid hydrogen?, and then eventually gaseous hydrogen at the surface.

It could be disastrous if humans turned Jupiter into a star.

damned
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You do realize that the first episode would be the first time in the 4.5 billion year history of the solar system that such a concentrated mass of fissionable material has entered Jupiter. It requires human beings to collect together sizable masses of fissionable material. There is a risk that if enough fissionable material was dropped or worse yet a nuclear
bomb was detonated deep inside Jupiter; the heat produced at great depths along with the very high density could produce a runaway FUSION reaction. The current theory concerning the core of Jupiter is that it is composed of metallic hydrogen because the density is so great. This is probably surrounded by layers of liquid hydrogen?, and then eventually gaseous hydrogen at the surface.

It could be disastrous if humans turned Jupiter into a star.

damned
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Compare Fukushima in an inverse relationship:

Job 38:8 Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb?
Job 38:9 When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it,
Job 38:10 And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors,
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed?




Quantum CPU reference here maybe?

Job 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
Job 38:5 Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?
Job 38:6 Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;
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How come this badass dinosaur has nothing on Earth like him?
It literally says, on Earth there is nothing like him...



Job 41:25 When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.
Job 41:26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
Job 41:27 He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.
Job 41:28 The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.
Job 41:29 Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.
Job 41:30 Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.
Job 41:31 He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.
Job 41:32 He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.
Job 41:33 Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.
Job 41:34 He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.
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Job 1:8 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
Job 1:9 Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
Job 1:10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.


Oy vey?
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A wall on every side you say?
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Please forgive me for my lack of knowledge concerning Jupiter, but can you in laymen terms, explain your hypothesis and insight concerning the recent impact, and how it might relate to us here on planet Earth? You kind of have sparked my interest and curiosity. Thanks!

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