Yeah this is "Global Jihad" behind this...they are all over the place and go by several names...good thing we are making up bullshit stories about some stupid ass video while the president is in hiding....erp I mean "Monitoring the situation" and "Leading from behind"....must be golf outing day...

Crrrrzzzk...Attention GOLF CART-1 this is CentCom...over.

GF-1 here...zzrrrk, copy.. over.

GF-1 we have a situation here, State is pretty much in full meltdown pants on fire whiskey tango foxtrot mode and Aproximately 20 countries in the M.E. are on fire with hostile intent...over.

ZZzzzzrrrt...Roger that CentCom, so you recommend a 5 iron lay up in this fairway after sattelite recon? or 3 wood...Over...

Eeeerrrr Roger that GF-1, we're just going to pack up and go home here, sorry to bother you, anyone good would use the 3 wood by the way....over...

Roger that CentCom, advised on 5 iron, Wilco...GF-1 over and out...