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Is David Wilcock a dolphin?

 
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Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Does David Wilcock surf the bow waves of yachts? Does he herd schools of fish together by blowing bubble rings? Does he communicate with others of his kind via a series of squeaks and chirps? Does he jump through hoops at water parks just so he can eat a sardine? And lastly, does our "ass-ended" master do pro-bono work for the U.S. Navy, locating and disabling mines and depth charges?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
it's not nice to insult dolphins
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
it's not nice to insult dolphins
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chuckle
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
"They call him WILCOCK, WILCOCK, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is gayer than he,
And we know WILCOCK, lives in a world of wonder (in a van down by the river),
Flying there under, under the sea(men)...."

EVERYBODY NOW!!!!.....
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
I got Chinese take-out for dinner last night. Guess what my fortune cookie said?....

"DON'T GET COCKED!!!!!!"
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09/16/2012 11:57 AM
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Flipper still has no idea he's the star of his own reality show... If only for the fact that the producers are all aliens who created him in a lab for the singular purpose of using his overly-impressionable dolphin sensibilities to entertain themselves forever.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Yes, yes he is.

Aww man, who gave me 1 star? LOL Damn you and your echo-sonar! ;-)

)o( <----------David Wilcock before a weekend in Atlantis.

)O( <----------David Wilcock AFTER a weekend in Atlantis.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
David Wilcock will be the first human ever to attempt to bridge the interface between sea and land. All will proceed well, until he's rejected by the his fellow porpoises for having "oily hair".
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
After a show at Sea World where David Wilcock wows the crowd with his aqua-acrobatics and jumping display, followed by a brief lecture (from the water tank) of the theory of everything, a crowd gathers outside. They're holding signs that say, "Free WILLY's Cock!!!" Another says, "Free Shillcock". And still a third signs reads the inevitable, "Don't Get Cocked!"
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Am I the only one rollin' here?! hahahahaha!!!
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09/16/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
After lecturing nearly non-stop and with an incredibly large turnout at his 3-day, new-age retreat workshop, ass-ended master David Wilcock wants nothing more than to go home and sleep. But he's hungry as all get out, so on his way home he stops by a Wendy's Drive Thru, reads the menu, then places his order, "AH! AH-AH-AH-AH!...AH-AH! AH-AH!!!...AH-AH-AH!...."

Those are dolphin sounds, by the way.

Luckily, this Wendy's is accustomed to Wilcock's daily visits, so they have a Sea World translator on staff 24-7...

"Is that Diet or regular Coke, David?"

"AH-AH!-AH!....AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!...AH-AH..."
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Come on, guys. This is gold....GOLD, I tell ya! :)
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09/16/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
it would explain how he knows so much
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
I silently laughed, and then I wtf'd, and then I went to another thread.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
I silently laughed, and then I wtf'd, and then I went to another thread.
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chuckle

I'll take it!!! :)
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
The ass-ended master, David Drillscock, is among us. I feel his presence.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
No but I'm sure he's boned a few.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
No but I'm sure he's boned a few.
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lolsign
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Gayvid Drillscock, the ass-ended (rump) master.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
"They call him WILCOCK, WILCOCK, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is gayer than he,
And we know WILCOCK, lives in a world of wonder (in a van down by the river),
Flying there under, under the sea(men)...."

EVERYBODY NOW!!!!.....
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


rofl

I'm a poet and i gotta say, that's not bad..
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
When did he reject you?

Are you both in counseling?

Try to work it out; before either of you make a decision that will seal the fate of your relationship forever ...

laugh

Last Edited by MindShaft on 10/31/2012 02:45 AM
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Does David Wilcock surf the bow waves of yachts? Does he herd schools of fish together by blowing bubble rings? Does he communicate with others of his kind via a series of squeaks and chirps? Does he jump through hoops at water parks just so he can eat a sardine? And lastly, does our "ass-ended" master do pro-bono work for the U.S. Navy, locating and disabling mines and depth charges?
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Splash up, splash out. Ocean gang trolling bitch
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Methinks that the OP 'doth protest too much ... '

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"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Methinks that the OP 'doth protest too much ... '

1dunno1
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No its just funny to bash the little coke head.
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Methinks that the OP 'doth protest too much ... '

1dunno1
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No its just funny to bash the little coke head.
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Are we talking about the OP, or David 'WillsuckaCock ( ... or two'?)
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Sad to see a grown up acting like this concerning another person, it's like I am back in high school or something.

Grow Up.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Sad to see a grown up acting like this concerning another person, it's like I am back in high school or something.

Grow Up.
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Who are you directing this reply to?

- you can make your response a lot clearer by using the quote button above.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
Yes. A little gay dolphin.
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
David wilcock are u a dolphin?
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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
I got Chinese take-out for dinner last night. Guess what my fortune cookie said?....

"DON'T GET COCKED!!!!!!"
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


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Re: Is David Wilcock a dolphin?
The ass-ended master, David Drillscock, is among us. I feel his presence.
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lmao

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