Is David Wilcock a dolphin?

it's not nice to insult dolphins

"They call him WILCOCK, WILCOCK, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is gayer than he,
And we know WILCOCK, lives in a world of wonder (in a van down by the river),
Flying there under, under the sea(men)...."

EVERYBODY NOW!!!!.....

I got Chinese take-out for dinner last night. Guess what my fortune cookie said?....

"DON'T GET COCKED!!!!!!"

Flipper still has no idea he's the star of his own reality show... If only for the fact that the producers are all aliens who created him in a lab for the singular purpose of using his overly-impressionable dolphin sensibilities to entertain themselves forever.

Yes, yes he is.

Aww man, who gave me 1 star? LOL Damn you and your echo-sonar! ;-)

)o( <----------David Wilcock before a weekend in Atlantis.

)O( <----------David Wilcock AFTER a weekend in Atlantis.

David Wilcock will be the first human ever to attempt to bridge the interface between sea and land. All will proceed well, until he's rejected by the his fellow porpoises for having "oily hair".

After a show at Sea World where David Wilcock wows the crowd with his aqua-acrobatics and jumping display, followed by a brief lecture (from the water tank) of the theory of everything, a crowd gathers outside. They're holding signs that say, "Free WILLY's Cock!!!" Another says, "Free Shillcock". And still a third signs reads the inevitable, "Don't Get Cocked!"

Am I the only one rollin' here?! hahahahaha!!!

After lecturing nearly non-stop and with an incredibly large turnout at his 3-day, new-age retreat workshop, ass-ended master David Wilcock wants nothing more than to go home and sleep. But he's hungry as all get out, so on his way home he stops by a Wendy's Drive Thru, reads the menu, then places his order, "AH! AH-AH-AH-AH!...AH-AH! AH-AH!!!...AH-AH-AH!...."

Those are dolphin sounds, by the way.

Luckily, this Wendy's is accustomed to Wilcock's daily visits, so they have a Sea World translator on staff 24-7...

"Is that Diet or regular Coke, David?"

"AH-AH!-AH!....AH!!!! AH!!!! AH!...AH-AH..."

Come on, guys. This is gold....GOLD, I tell ya! :)

it would explain how he knows so much

I silently laughed, and then I wtf'd, and then I went to another thread.

I'll take it!!! :)

The ass-ended master, David Drillscock, is among us. I feel his presence.

No but I'm sure he's boned a few.

Gayvid Drillscock, the ass-ended (rump) master.

I'm a poet and i gotta say, that's not bad..

When did he reject you?

Are you both in counseling?

Try to work it out; before either of you make a decision that will seal the fate of your relationship forever ...



Last Edited by MindShaft on 10/31/2012 02:45 AM

Splash up, splash out. Ocean gang trolling bitch

Methinks that the OP 'doth protest too much ... '



Last Edited by MindShaft on 10/31/2012 02:48 AM

No its just funny to bash the little coke head.

Are we talking about the OP, or David 'WillsuckaCock ( ... or two'?)

Sad to see a grown up acting like this concerning another person, it's like I am back in high school or something.

Grow Up.

Who are you directing this reply to?

- you can make your response a lot clearer by using the quote button above.

Yes. A little gay dolphin.

David wilcock are u a dolphin?