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How Do I get on Food Stamps?

 
HungryDog
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09/16/2012 01:05 PM
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How Do I get on Food Stamps?
First off, I don't need food stamps. But this government has "stolen" so much money from me in terms of increased taxes, fees, inflation, etc. that I feel they owe me something. I'll take some payment in food stamps.

I put stolen in quotes to represent a faux quality, but in reality they really are stealing from everyone.
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09/16/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
so you want to commit food stamp fraud?
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09/16/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
First off, I don't need food stamps. But this government has "stolen" so much money from me in terms of increased taxes, fees, inflation, etc. that I feel they owe me something. I'll take some payment in food stamps.

I put stolen in quotes to represent a faux quality, but in reality they really are stealing from everyone.
 Quoting: HungryDog 23889372


Find some drug users and buy the food stamps for half price or less.
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09/16/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
Just be grateful you don't need food stamps and hope you don't get what you wish for!
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09/16/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
Just be grateful you don't need food stamps and hope you don't get what you wish for!
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I'm not wishing for food stamps, just saying I think the government owes a lot of people because they have been stealing from people for a loooong time.

One way the government could pay back some people is through food stamps.
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2012 01:20 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
I see. So you feel entitled.
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09/16/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
If you don't need them, the only way to get them is from fraud.
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09/16/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
First off, I don't need food stamps. But this government has "stolen" so much money from me in terms of increased taxes, fees, inflation, etc. that I feel they owe me something. I'll take some payment in food stamps.

I put stolen in quotes to represent a faux quality, but in reality they really are stealing from everyone.
 Quoting: HungryDog 23889372


Here you go I hope this helps.

[link to www.ssa.gov]
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
just about every will qualify for foodstamps, because your local dshs office depends on the increasing numbers to qualify for their government support, just like the schools, they dont care about the need, they only care about their enrollment logs.
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09/16/2012 01:33 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
Thread: Just had an interesting dream: any ideas?

I think I'm starting to realize what the dream meant now.

Last Edited by Ripples of Entropy on 09/16/2012 01:34 PM
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09/16/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
now you become what you dislike...we are the government dah
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09/16/2012 01:48 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
Get food stamps put them on a chair and sit on them.

You are now on food stamps.
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09/16/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: How Do I get on Food Stamps?
I see. So you feel entitled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23526280


This is a big problem in America, too many people want a handout, whether it comes from their parents or the government.

OP, instead of going on food stamps why not try to grow a vegetable garden. This summer, as I do every summer, I grew a bumper crop of vegetables and planted 4 blueberry bushes and a raspberry bush.

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