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SOFA-KING-COOL
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today i shot my cock
my rooster has been cock-a-doodle-doing way too much lately and also he FUKKING CLAWED MY SON.

.22 short to the head from 10 yards. he is currently stewing in a pot.

R.I.P. Frodo, you wont be missed but we do appreciate your delicious soup.
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09/16/2012 05:13 PM
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my rooster has been cock-a-doodle-doing way too much lately and also he FUKKING CLAWED MY SON.

.22 short to the head from 10 yards. he is currently stewing in a pot.

R.I.P. Frodo, you wont be missed but we do appreciate your delicious soup.
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bsflag I shot my cock one million yards with my hand and killed 10000 thousand people!!
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09/16/2012 05:16 PM

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my rooster has been cock-a-doodle-doing way too much lately and also he FUKKING CLAWED MY SON.

.22 short to the head from 10 yards. he is currently stewing in a pot.

R.I.P. Frodo, you wont be missed but we do appreciate your delicious soup.
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Had me worried.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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09/16/2012 06:27 PM

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it was a small cock, a bantam. like the chihuahua of chickens, nasty and mean.

it was a quick painless death though.
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09/16/2012 06:29 PM

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I hope he is tender and juicy.
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09/16/2012 06:30 PM

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I hope he is tender and juicy.
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I'm a lover of the cock myself.


Mmmm chicken...
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09/16/2012 06:31 PM
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Hope you choke on it and get salmonella
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09/18/2012 01:09 PM

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Hope you choke on it and get salmonella
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where do you think chicken nuggets come from? the supermarket?
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09/18/2012 01:26 PM
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if i had to eat a meat i would prefer to blow it away eastwood style than its head sadly over a block1dunno1
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09/18/2012 01:28 PM
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I've never shot my cock before.

Had it shoot me a couple of times though.
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09/18/2012 01:35 PM
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Thats funny! my friend had one and got tired of it crowing at dawn so one morning after drinking all night, he went to the door and shot it.The next morning it's still alive and trying to crow but no sound!?! He shot it's vocal cords or whatever makes the sound! True story
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09/18/2012 01:46 PM
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Thats funny! my friend had one and got tired of it crowing at dawn so one morning after drinking all night, he went to the door and shot it.The next morning it's still alive and trying to crow but no sound!?! He shot it's vocal cords or whatever makes the sound! True story
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That's a definite improvement. I can't understand how people stand to live near these creatures.
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09/18/2012 01:49 PM
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Hope you choke on it and get salmonella
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where do you think chicken nuggets come from? the supermarket?
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we know were idiots come from, you are proof.
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09/18/2012 01:51 PM
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Hope you choke on it and get salmonella
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Oh snap! Militant vegan in the house! Good thing he can be a keyboard warrior, he's probably to weak from malnutrition in real life to do anything.
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09/18/2012 01:53 PM

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I hope he is tender and juicy.
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I'm a lover of the cock myself.


Mmmm chicken...
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I've got a huge cock you would enjoy...






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09/18/2012 02:05 PM
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Thats funny! my friend had one and got tired of it crowing at dawn so one morning after drinking all night, he went to the door and shot it.The next morning it's still alive and trying to crow but no sound!?! He shot it's vocal cords or whatever makes the sound! True story
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Wow, that truly is fucked up. Imagine the horrible pain it must've felt during those 24 hours.
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Thats funny! my friend had one and got tired of it crowing at dawn so one morning after drinking all night, he went to the door and shot it.The next morning it's still alive and trying to crow but no sound!?! He shot it's vocal cords or whatever makes the sound! True story
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Wow, that truly is fucked up. Imagine the horrible pain it must've felt during those 24 hours.
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the rooster probably welcomed the sweet release of death, imagine how many times this guy got drunk and put his tallywhacker in the roosters egg-hole.
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09/18/2012 03:39 PM

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Hope you choke on it and get salmonella
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where do you think chicken nuggets come from? the supermarket?
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we know were idiots come from, you are proof.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20574169


wtf is your problem? i fired off a few rounds into a stump first, i knew EXACTLY where the round would hit, i sniped him, he died instantly. what could be more humane than that?

after that i chopped off his head and hung him upside down on the clothesline to drain the blood out.

then my wife took over, she dipped him in hott water, pulled off all his feathers, gutted him, saved all the good parts and the fat, threw it all in a stew pot, made some chicken stock and we froze it all.

no waste, no cruelty. how can you hate on that unless your an ignorant pos?
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09/22/2012 09:37 PM

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should of shot ur son.
saved the world from ur dumb ass reproduction
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whatever
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