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Man rapes duck in Turkish village

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2012 05:53 PM
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A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck, daily Habertürk reported.

Police forces detained the man following complaints from his inlaws, who claimed he had raped one of their ducks during an overnight stay in their house.

The man’s father-in-law said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

The duck was "unable to walk," according to the father-in-law. The man’s mother-in-law told daily Habertürk she later discovered the man’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning.

The 50 year-old suspect denied all accusations, calling them all "slander."

The duck was found to have suffered deformation and damage to its intestines and underwent several operations. It is now reportedly in good condition and remains in a vetrenarian’s care.


[link to www.hurriyetdailynews.com]
 Quoting: ftownballa


The duck was asking for it,waddling around,swinging it's fine tail feathers and looking back at him over it's shoulder with a come hither look on her face..
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09/16/2012 06:02 PM

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The duck was "unable to walk," according to the father-in-law.
 Quoting: ftownballa


wtf

That's just wrong...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23859083


But... could it swim? Afterall, this is a Duck we are talking about.

And how does one know for sure that it was the Duck's father-in-law speaking?

What if this had been a Turkey in Turkey... instead of a Duck in a village... would this have been a story?

I the more I think about it... the more questions I have.
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09/16/2012 06:59 PM
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Must be a religious thing.
I knew a NZer who'd bonked a chicken, who had a fundamentalist christian background.
Is that in the Bible?
Thank god I'm an atheist.
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09/16/2012 07:00 PM
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I wonder if took it out for a evening stroll, tongue kissed it, and then read to it from the Koran while he Ass-Raped it.

If I were him, I would accuse the Duck of immoral behavior.
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And I'm not even going to mention the grossest act of bestiality I know of.. and it wasn't a moslem who did it.
Rural life, I think, can be a little err frustrating? for some.
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09/17/2012 11:24 AM
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does the duck consent?

his religion being decided based on geographical location is judgmental and unbecoming of "christians" and plain ignorance and sheepishness of "athiests".

man rapes sheep in the west all the time. and the sheep are told to like it.

bah bah
sheep
peace
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09/17/2012 11:27 AM
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i am finding this hard to fap to
..why don't you take a seat over there
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Mystery solved

Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list. Google found that of the top 10 countries - searching for sex-related sites - six were Muslim, with Pakistan on the top. The other Muslim countries are Egypt at number 2, Iran at 4, Morocco at 5, Saudi Arabia at 7 and Turkey at 8. Non-Muslim states are Vietnam at 3, India at 6, Philippines at 9 and Poland at 10.
Pakistan most sex-starved
Khalid Hasan, Daily Times, May 17, 2006

Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:[8]

Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)
[link to www.wikiislam.net]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23902976


How in the hell do you have sex with a elephant?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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bump
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Mystery solved

Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list. Google found that of the top 10 countries - searching for sex-related sites - six were Muslim, with Pakistan on the top. The other Muslim countries are Egypt at number 2, Iran at 4, Morocco at 5, Saudi Arabia at 7 and Turkey at 8. Non-Muslim states are Vietnam at 3, India at 6, Philippines at 9 and Poland at 10.
Pakistan most sex-starved
Khalid Hasan, Daily Times, May 17, 2006

Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:[8]

Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)
[link to www.wikiislam.net]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23902976


How in the hell do you have sex with a elephant?
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


With a ladder?
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WHAT THE CLUCK????

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