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Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.

 
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Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.
Shark 'saves' Toakai Teitoi after 4 months at sea


A day after watching a film about being lost at sea, Toakai Teitoi was trapped in his own nightmare, drifting in a wooden boat for 15 weeks - before a shark helped to rescue him.

The 41-year-old Kiribati policeman and father-of-six relived his harrowing voyage in the central Pacific when he arrived in Majuro on Saturday on the Marshall Islands fishing boat which picked him up last week.


[link to au.news.yahoo.com]

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Never in my life would i thought i'd hear Shark + help , isnt nature just wonderful!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Never in my life would i thought i'd hear Shark + help , isnt nature just wonderful!
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Thats pretty cool!
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wow!!
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Never in my life would i thought i'd hear Shark + help , isnt nature just wonderful!
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


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That is an awesome picture, goes to show you that humanity still has a fighting chance, we need to love nature as well as the ones we see and work with, if we dont, humanity will fall to a terminal state. Love and compassion to all.
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Some say: brother in-law, taste like chicken.

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No fuckin way.

His brother in low died of dehydration--how did HE not die of dehydration? Drinking rainwater?
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No fuckin way.

His brother in low died of dehydration--how did HE not die of dehydration? Drinking rainwater?
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Oh nevermind, I just read it.
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How exactly did the shark save him?.. It says the shark bumped the hull, then "guided" him somewhere?.. wasnt he out of gas?.. and if you can see a ship, you can see a ship.. you dont just follow a shark into the horizon..
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How exactly did the shark save him?.. It says the shark bumped the hull, then "guided" him somewhere?.. wasnt he out of gas?.. and if you can see a ship, you can see a ship.. you dont just follow a shark into the horizon..
 Quoting: Casper28


I agree...When he saw the ship, people on the ship already saw him, so whether a shark 'guided' him or not, it didn't matter.
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I would give my life, if I knew that, in exchange, the Nature would be saved from men actions.

When I hear histories like these, my love by Nature shine inside my heart.
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is it just me...

but yeah... upon thinking more about this...

This dude prolly saw that movie... thought of a way to kill brother in law... prepped... sabotaged the trip... killed him... dumped the body... stayed away 4 months and in the end came out a victim... not a murderer... with a bull shit dehydration and shark story

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Sounds like a potential murder case.
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Cool story, though I must admit I only clicked because I thought it said "shaved".
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Angels can manifest themselves..The SHark was an Angel sent by GOD through the man's prayers....
Susie

If you don't stand for your faith, then you won't stand at all....
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How can the people in this article presume to know the sharks intentions. I think it was a matter of the man stood up. the shark saw that there was something that could fight back via movement and swam away
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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Angels can manifest themselves..The SHark was an Angel sent by GOD through the man's prayers....
 Quoting: christian


Of course!
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I love Mother Earth and her creatures.
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The shark didn't rescue him. It was trying to eat him real quick before he could be rescued.
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buut if not for the shark the fishing boat would only see an empty abandoned boat.
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He died of dehydration? Uhh what? He is surrounded by water.
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The shark didn't rescue him. It was trying to eat him real quick before he could be rescued.
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4 months is real quick?
lol
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Re: Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.
He died of dehydration? Uhh what? He is surrounded by water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22156307


yea just drink salt water like it wont kill you...moran
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Re: Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.
He died of dehydration? Uhh what? He is surrounded by water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22156307


Its Salt water...

Its like this...

Drink 8ounces of Salt Water... Lose 32ounces of your bodies stored water...

That is bad...
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He died of dehydration? Uhh what? He is surrounded by water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22156307


Its Salt water...

Its like this...

Drink 8ounces of Salt Water... Lose 32ounces of your bodies stored water...

That is bad...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I can't believe you didn't know that AC. You're a tard.
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Re: Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.
He died of dehydration? Uhh what? He is surrounded by water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22156307


yea just drink salt water like it wont kill you...moran
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13361883


I could have sworn I read something that if you drink the salt water very slowly over a long period of time it isn't as dangerous, but obviously it's only meant as a last ditch measure.
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Re: Man saved by shark after 4 months at sea.
quote article:

"When the vessel Marshalls 203 pulled Mr Teitoi on board the first thing he asked for was a cigarette."+

clappa my kinda guy !

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