Well, it sounds like you're ready for a divorce.


You can take what's known as the "Short Cut" divorce...


The one where you're honest with your spouse regarding your need to move on sexually (and subconsciously in so many other ways) with your life. The one where you get a relatively smooth break, less hard feelings, and less wasted time.


Or you can do the long version...


Battle with your dick until you can't resist fucking some random chick... fastforward weeks or months when your wife finds out. Fastforward weeks or months, a new wardrobe to replace your shredded one, new car windows, and hearing aids... then you're finally setting the divorce into action.


Your choice.