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Best way to pass a drug test?

 
needtobeclean
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Best way to pass a drug test?
Ok, I was in the military---just got out--I had not smoked pot for over 8 years. I have been smoking now, for 9 days, so everyday I have gotten high (smoked close to a half ounce).


My question is, if I have to take a drug test and I stopped smoking now, how long would it take for me to have a clean test? I weigh 180lbs and have a little gut.

Also, are there any over the counter detox pills or drinks that I could buy at lets say GNC or Walmart? (I already know about the stuff online, but what about stuff I could get from a local store)


Thanks in advance GLPers


bonghit
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
Anyone?
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01/10/2006 11:46 PM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
I have no idea on that.

good luck
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
cow

Mix tea and apple juice togather and keep it warm with pocket hand warmers. Or find a clean person and use their pee in place of the tea juice mixture. If you are going in for a mouth swab chew some wintergreen mints and deny that you have done so when they ask you.

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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
dont do drugs, nut-hug.
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
see above answer
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01/10/2006 11:49 PM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
I always heard drink some vinegar..? but I knew the dude once that was hooked on meth..he'd come around asking guys to pee in this bottle,then he;d go see his probation officer..had a hose comin out of the bottle...slipped it down next to his willy,whilst pretending too pee..I'd say quite fer a while..
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
30 days min. take some golden seal caps good luck
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dont they check for golden seal? The kind of test I will have to take is the kind where a strip is on the outside of the cup.
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01/10/2006 11:52 PM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
dude youre fine.

there probably isnt much buildup at all in your system, not like a habitual smoker.

but even a habitual smoker can pass a drug test simply by drinking a ton of water.

try to gauge when youll take the test about an hour or two before the test drink a gallon of water or tea. you should start peeing like crazy.
the first and second pee will still be heavier with your bodies wastes but by the third piss you should be peeing crystal clear water.
it simply cant stay in the system long enough to collect alot of waste product.
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wait....
if you're out, what does it matter? why would they test you?
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
Seriously,

If your body fat index is below 10% you can easily flush your system with plain water - start 1 day before the day you think (or know) you will be tested & be sure to drink at least 1 gallon of water before you test. Your urine should come out as clear as the water you are putting in to pass the test.

I worked for a reference lab for too many years to count & no matter what you buy at the head shop, it still shows up - as long s you do not have too much body fat you can flush your system & pass a test. If you body fat is between 10 & 20% double the water intake before the test (and be sure to urinate as needed - do NOT hold it for any extended period of time - the THC will concetrate again if you do not urinate as needed)

Over 20% - Don't do drugs. In general, it takes 28 days without any THC exposure for the body to metabolize it out of the system.
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if your piss is diluted they'll make you come back cause they can see that it's clear. if yer gonna dilute it(tea water) make sure to take some vitamins to add color....
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weed is not a drug. when will the fucking govt let us smoke, I know several active military who smoke on the weekends.
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
glpers--u rock--thanks--keep it coming---for the poster who worked in a lab, thanks for the info----



any home remedies--I think drinking a shitload of water should do it


I may have to take a test in a month, so if I stop now---and just drink a gallon a day of water--I should be good, right?
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
Message #9804 posted by Cinemax (Info) February 09, 2004 20:43:38 ET

A very large telecommunications company laid me off recently, even after being told that I wouldn't be. Seems they don't want anyone working for them anymore. I am a good worker and many people know it, so almost as soon as I was available, I started getting job offers. Some were from contractors who could care less that I am a casual pot smoker. I use a one-hitter and can go almost a month on a quarter ounce.

I got a call from another large telecommunications company before I actually was laid off. That was on a Friday, I drove to their office and interviewed on Monday. I was doing one-hits when I talked to them on Friday. It was technically my last day and my supervisor was over a thousand miles away. They liked me so much they wanted to send me to a drug test immediately. Somehow I talked them into waiting.

By the time I took the test, it was two weeks since I had smoked. I was freaked out, sure that I would fail. Because I read posts on Marihemp.com and NORML.com, I was ready. This is what I did.

I put together a plan from the posts I had read. I bought two home tests to experiment with. On Sunday, eight days since smoking, I took a test without any preparation and failed. On Tuesday, I tried using this method:

· Four hours before, I took eight 325 mg aspirins
· One hour before I drank five half-liter bottles (16.9 oz) of water
· One hour before I took two 50 mg Vitamin B complex pills (100 mg total)

When I took the home test, my urine looked the right color and I passed the home test.

I was able to convince them that I couldn't take the real test until the following Friday. That made it two whole weeks since the last time I smoked. I bought and took another home test on Thursday and failed.

I began by raising my creatine levels

· Tuesday: I went out and had a big steak. I was still pissing a lot from the all the water that I drank from the test run. I ate some bread and that dried it up.
· Wednesday: I had beef chili twice.
· Thursday: I had a sixteen-ounce steak. I ate so much steak I woke up with a hangover. I am not kidding. I had no alcohol at all, just steak.
· Friday: On the way to the test I had a BK Whopper and threw away half the bread and ate the hamburger.

This was my test day method. In addition I had one bottle of water with lunch.

· Four to five hours before, I took eight 325 mg aspirins
· Two hours before, I had two creatine pills
· One and a half hours before, I drank five half-liter bottles (16.9 oz) of water
· One and a half hours before, I took two 50 mg Vitamin B complex pills (100 mg total)
· I urinated three times before the test sample was given.
· I used the mid-stream method to give the sample. I started to urinate and then put the cup under the stream, then removed it and continued urinating in the toilet.
· I ate two Hostess Blueberry “loafs” (I'm not sure what they are really called) after the test to soak up all the excess water. Any starch should work, but you might as well like what you're eating. That way I didn't piss all afternoon.

I actually ended up drinking another bottle of water and taking two more aspirin, mainly because I was freaking out. I don't think I needed the aspirin, but I was kinda thirsty, believe it or not. I'll never take another aspirin ever again, if I can help it.

When I took the test I was amazed at how perfectly colored my urine was. I had read someplace that having clear urine was not that big of a deal. I think you should try to make sure no one has any reason to suspect that you are diluted. Taking the vitamin B complex does the trick. Don't take any more than two during this period or you risk discoloring your urine too much. It gets a little green tint to it after taking more. I shaved and wore nice clothes too.

Monday afternoon, I got the call that I had passed. The exact test and the lab that gave the test I took is mentioned in post #3397. This really worked for me. I lost a job making well over $20 and hour and got one with about the same wages. Had it not been for advice that I accumulated on the web and this site, I couldn't have done it.
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
don't need the tea - tanic acid will bind with the THC - don't worry about the urine being clear, but if they give you a questionaire asking if you drank more than 42 oz of water in the past 24 hours just say NO for the answer.

Now a days there are many healthly lifestyle people who stay well hydrated - you are just going to be one of them when you go test :)
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
if yer gonna dilute it(tea water) make sure to take some vitamins to add color....
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
21 days

dont buy anything nothing works drink 1 gallon of water 2 hours before

high carbs release IT--high protien keeps IT in

so to clean out water and carbs and then days before known test eat pnut butter and steaks(oh darn)
Lost in Ace

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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
Diluted chicken shit.

Lots and lots of diluted chicken shit.

Or so Ive heard.

Could be bullshit

no....no

Its diluted chicken shit. I mean the story could be bullshit.
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keep it coming....
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
the strip on the outside of the cup is to monitor your samples temperature
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
thelast one I took---as soon as I gave the cup to the lady, she said I passed--and I asked her how she knew and she said it was the strip on the outside of the cup..
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
that strip sounds like its a PH level strip.
if so id hold off on the vinegar...
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01/11/2006 12:14 AM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
ok--so whats the best way to beat the ph level strip---I am stopping tonight--wont have to take a test until like a month.
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
think about it geeze
the strip is for temperature
if it on the out side

if it were inside then it could be for ph which they do not do normally and
i have had my share
thank you
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01/11/2006 12:21 AM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
Yea, its called the Wizzernator, fake dick,some dried piss powder mix it up batteries to keep at 98 degress . 180 bucks high times mag.
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
There is a product called Zydot that you can get at your local head or novelty shop. You can read about it here:
[link to www.zydot.com]

It usually runs about $20 a bottle but I guarantee it works. Used to smoke the wacky tabacky a few years back. Worked every time.

Peace,
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01/11/2006 12:23 AM
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
If you don't have to take the test for a month, you really don't need to do anything except stay away from the dope - even from others smoking it.

28 days & it is gone, bye bye, can't tell it was there with out a hair analysis.

Keep yourself hydrated - 64 oz water a day (more if you like soda pop, beer, alcohol, etc) eat well - try to exercise to sweat alot so that you can be sure it is all released from your body.

You'll be fine
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If you don't have to take the test for a month, you really don't need to do anything except stay away from the dope - even from others smoking it.

28 days & it is gone, bye bye, can't tell it was there with out a hair analysis.

Keep yourself hydrated - 64 oz water a day (more if you like soda pop, beer, alcohol, etc) eat well - try to exercise to sweat alot so that you can be sure it is all released from your body.

You'll be fine
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ditto that
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Re: Best way to pass a drug test?
(smoked close to a half ounce)???

bonghit bonghit bonghit

DUUUDE try smoking some chronikbonghit,KGB(killer green bud) obonghitr some hydro.bonghit
What are you smoking??? dirt weed?

Try using a vaporizer the weed will last longer, the high will be better and you wont be wasting your moolah on so much weeeeeed.

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