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Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati

 
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I'm actually hearing aliens talking to me through my car tires. I recorded it for all to hear, so I'm not crazy!!!



My tires make these weird alien voices when I drive over this pavement that was built by extraterrestrials in the 1990s. Aliens came to Earth disguised as highway construction workers. These clever and intelligent extraterrestrial aliens knew that human car tires would make sounds as they rolled over the grooved pavement. This is how aliens are communicating with us!
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I'm actually hearing aliens talking to me through my car tires. I recorded it for all to hear, so I'm not crazy!!!



My tires make these weird alien voices when I drive over this pavement that was built by extraterrestrials in the 1990s. Aliens came to Earth disguised as highway construction workers. These clever and intelligent extraterrestrial aliens knew that human car tires would make sounds as they rolled over the grooved pavement. This is how aliens are communicating with us!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24552770


Reptilian alien talking to me through my car tires!

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How will the shills cover this up? Alien voices emanating from my car tires.

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10/02/2012 04:18 PM
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
this person speaks the truth, i am an insider of the illuminati. obviously no one would suspect that the sounds a car makes while driving over roads that have been recently constructed are in fact, alien communications.
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
uh huh...
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10/02/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
what , you don't think this is a real issue? you see how easily the illuminati have brainwashed you into being mundane thinkers without any creativity.

meanwhile the reptilian illuminati thinks of ingenius ways to communicate with aliens (through tires) and the dumbed down masses would obviously scoff at the idea
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bump this , this is a serious issue
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what , you don't think this is a real issue? you see how easily the illuminati have brainwashed you into being mundane thinkers without any creativity.

meanwhile the reptilian illuminati thinks of ingenius ways to communicate with aliens (through tires) and the dumbed down masses would obviously scoff at the idea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22854527


I know, those idiots! Aliens are talking to us through the sounds our tires make going over grooved concrete roads.

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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
bump, i was also riding the bus the other day and heard strange noises on bus route 72 , which must be an illuminati clue (kaballah, names of god) that sounded just like this , so its very likely that bus routes are actually cyclical messages sent to the reptilians at pre-determined times
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bump, i was also riding the bus the other day and heard strange noises on bus route 72 , which must be an illuminati clue (kaballah, names of god) that sounded just like this , so its very likely that bus routes are actually cyclical messages sent to the reptilians at pre-determined times
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22854527


The aliens didn't cut the grooves the same way in Canada as they did in Indiana, USA. So you couldn't have heard the same sound.
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Me? I call mine the asschat group
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Go Flush youself down the Toilet ..that is all .
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
oh, as if the illuminati care to install the tire-communications in just one country. they obviously need communications for every nation, especially canada.

you know why? canada is even more controlled by the NWO/illuminati , just look at that puppet Stephen Harper. he is on the side of big business-illuminati interests. then the provincial government takes care of replacing the roads and installing tire-communications, people never suspect that their state/province level is actually also infiltrated by the illuminati
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
I am glad you didn't say something crazy like bicycle tires..whew5a
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I am glad you didn't say something crazy like bicycle tires..whew5a
 Quoting: teamglock73


They talk through bicycle tires, too. But it's not as loud.
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
bicycle tires are used for only communicating with venus, you need larger tires to travel larger distances.

this is why truckers tires are used for communicating to distant galaxies, airplane tires on the other hand can encode communications to travel to the edge of the galaxy (the screech when they hit the tarmac is sent out as communications)
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bicycle tires are used for only communicating with venus, you need larger tires to travel larger distances.

this is why truckers tires are used for communicating to distant galaxies, airplane tires on the other hand can encode communications to travel to the edge of the galaxy (the screech when they hit the tarmac is sent out as communications)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22854527


Wrong. The size of the tire does not matter; it's the motion of the ocean. Aliens speak clearly through tires of all sizes.
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
the size obviously impacts how much they can communicate , tires are the data recording device, just like a cd. its like how some cd's can hold 500mbs , some can hold 500gbs. if you made a giant cd (like 5 meters wide) you could store like 5000000terrabytes on it, the same goes for tires.

larger tires hold more data. airplane tires hold the most. they make the loudest noise on pavement, so the message goes the farthest. ask the illuminati.
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the size obviously impacts how much they can communicate , tires are the data recording device, just like a cd. its like how some cd's can hold 500mbs , some can hold 500gbs. if you made a giant cd (like 5 meters wide) you could store like 5000000terrabytes on it, the same goes for tires.

larger tires hold more data. airplane tires hold the most. they make the loudest noise on pavement, so the message goes the farthest. ask the illuminati.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22854527


Okay. You're right. But the quality of the signal doesn't depend on tire size. The larger the tire, the farther the signal goes, but the wavelength characteristics (spectral) of the signal can be high quality or low quality with any tire size.
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They're trying to make you rich, bee-itch. Sample that shiz and throw down a beat!
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Wow! You need a check up from the neck up.
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
This is no more crazy than the "chemtrail" nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211465


I think Chemtrails are real and are used for weather manipulation. But this alien/tire crap is definitely crap.
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10/05/2012 12:19 PM
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My GOD! I heard it too!!
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This is no more crazy than the "chemtrail" nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211465


I think Chemtrails are real and are used for weather manipulation. But this alien/tire crap is definitely crap.
 Quoting: illuminatinwo


Of course you think they're real...

I'm not surprised...
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This is no more crazy than the "chemtrail" nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211465


I think Chemtrails are real and are used for weather manipulation. But this alien/tire crap is definitely crap.
 Quoting: illuminatinwo


The "aliens speaking to us from our car tires" is NOT crap. It is a FACT. Aliens came to earth, cut grooves in the pavement, and now our tires sing in the name of aliens.
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10/06/2012 11:31 AM
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This is no more crazy than the "chemtrail" nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211465


I think Chemtrails are real and are used for weather manipulation. But this alien/tire crap is definitely crap.
 Quoting: illuminatinwo


Listen to this alien voice coming from my car tires.



You think that's crap? Fess up, shill.
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Re: Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati
that's weird...i hear them in the muffler
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that's weird...i hear them in the muffler
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25064371


Aliens don't talk through your muffler. They talk through your tires, shower head, and the hose on your vacuum cleaner.
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Wow! You need a check up from the neck up.
 Quoting: Nika


Anyone got theories on why aliens are talking to me through my tires?

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