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Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!

 
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Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
[link to www.foxnews.com]

Thats right... the two are apparently back together now, so now the world is saved and will not end, due to their break up, like so many people out there were saying was going to happen when they broke up over her affair with married film director Rupert Sanders...

/rolls eyes...
Psalm 90:4 .. 2 Peter 3:8
1 Day to God, is 1000 years on Earth.

Do the Math, Genesis was the Neolithic Revolution!

The 7 "Days" of Creation (including His 1 Day of Rest) were actually 7000 years, add that to the current 6000 Years of the Hebrew Calender dating Genesis to the Present, and you have 12,000 - 14,000 years! Right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution, when the "Homo Sapien" species learned how to... "grow a brain"!
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If George W. Bush was supposed to be Cthulhu...
Then Barack Hussein Obama is the spittin image of Nyarlathotep!
Behold! The Crawling Chaos! Nephren Ka! The Black Pharaoh!

Cthulhu is the High Priest of Azathoth. The high Priest spreads "the word" and prepares "the way", and introduces the religion...
Nyarlathotep is the Harbinger of Azathoth... the Harbinger heralds the imminent arrival of Azathoth!
Azathoth is the insane blind god in the Center of Chaos!

So guess whats coming next...

Behold America running blindly into Chaos! Azathoth comes!
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
rofl
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
Rob is an idiot for getting back together with that brunette bimbo yeee
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
might as well pin this SHIT as well....
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09/17/2012 05:09 PM
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
Whew, well that's good news. 2012 is officially safe now. Everyone can calm the fuck down and sell their gold/silver, rent out their survival cabin in the woods since they won't be needing it, and go relax on a beach. THANK YOU, OH MIGHTY TWILIGHT GODS, FOR SAVING US ALL!
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might as well pin this SHIT as well....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8740132



Gee...

Thanks.

I think?


Hah, I only posted it cause yea, you know.. they broke up, and it was allll over the news, that the world was going to end because they broke up! LOL

So, I guess the world is saved now?
Psalm 90:4 .. 2 Peter 3:8
1 Day to God, is 1000 years on Earth.

Do the Math, Genesis was the Neolithic Revolution!

The 7 "Days" of Creation (including His 1 Day of Rest) were actually 7000 years, add that to the current 6000 Years of the Hebrew Calender dating Genesis to the Present, and you have 12,000 - 14,000 years! Right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution, when the "Homo Sapien" species learned how to... "grow a brain"!
________________________________________________

If George W. Bush was supposed to be Cthulhu...
Then Barack Hussein Obama is the spittin image of Nyarlathotep!
Behold! The Crawling Chaos! Nephren Ka! The Black Pharaoh!

Cthulhu is the High Priest of Azathoth. The high Priest spreads "the word" and prepares "the way", and introduces the religion...
Nyarlathotep is the Harbinger of Azathoth... the Harbinger heralds the imminent arrival of Azathoth!
Azathoth is the insane blind god in the Center of Chaos!

So guess whats coming next...

Behold America running blindly into Chaos! Azathoth comes!
Anonymous Coward
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09/17/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
This is why I hate celebrity news...I don't wanna know about their personal lives...it ruins the whole ACTOR factor.

Not that I'm a twilight fan or anything.

charlie
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
This is why I hate celebrity news...I don't wanna know about their personal lives...it ruins the whole ACTOR factor.

Not that I'm a twilight fan or anything.

charlie
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Oh yeah, me neither. rofl
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
Release date for the next film is November 16, 2012.
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
I can finally put my tomato plants back out.
Winner takes my car, clean and clear... but if I lose, I take the cash AND I take the respect!
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09/17/2012 06:43 PM
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
Who wants to go with me to the midnight premier?
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
hahaha

check this out!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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09/17/2012 06:58 PM
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rofl
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
PLanned scheme on all sides for money making, promotional ends.
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
wolfyyy
Eu não me importo se isso machuca,
Eu quero ter o controle,
Eu quero um corpo perfeito,
Eu quero uma alma perfeita.
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Re: Breaking - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson kiss and make up, now back together -- The World is saved and will not end now!
and in the news the twilight gods cancel the rapture so that more ppl can watch the next twilight movie


(the rapture is fake) lol

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