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WTF ! Woman sexually assaulting door caught on security cam tape (VIDEO)

 
Anonymous Coward
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This is sad. That door has issues now.
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09/24/2012 02:13 AM
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I don't think you can sexually assault a door. Don't know what it's called, but it's not assault.
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I believe the term is masturbation.
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09/24/2012 02:33 AM
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Reminds me of the funny feelings I used to get when climbing the climbing pole way back in school sports :)
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09/24/2012 02:34 AM
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Come on, have some pity for the dear girl...
Who of us has NOT masturbated in what we thought were secreat places. Unfortunately this is the age of the discrete video cam :)
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09/24/2012 03:58 AM
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I don't think you can sexually assault a door. Don't know what it's called, but it's not assault.
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door jam
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09/24/2012 04:21 AM
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The door wouldnt close and she pulled down on it. It was jamming at the top. Notice the video was only a snippet.
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09/24/2012 04:21 AM
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Door me!
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09/24/2012 04:27 AM
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"Something else to think about is this: The majority of souls in Hell are sperm souls. There are more sperm than adult people in Hell. If the average ejaculation is 500 million sperm, and a sinning hellbound man on averages 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime, that is a total lifetime sperm count of 2.5 Trillion Sperm Souls sent to Hell. Per adult male human."
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09/24/2012 07:19 PM
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lol
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Reminds me of the funny feelings I used to get when climbing the climbing pole way back in school sports :)
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Or when dragging myself through mud in the army
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09/24/2012 08:10 PM
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She just needed some wood I dated her shortly after this and she stopped humping doors, well actually she moved on to humping window sills because she enjoys being watched but whatever.
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09/24/2012 08:14 PM
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she wanted some wood
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09/24/2012 08:14 PM
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I don't know about what most of you think.

But from the looks of it, this woman could get off in about 50 seconds with a fast thrusts like that.

She was horny but more desperate and impulsive and to me she seems like a sex addict who needed it right then and there.

I bet she was embarrassed as hell when this came out.

That's why I don't mess with sex and public places in this day in age. Cameras everywhere, and more by yourself?

That's even more humiliating.
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09/24/2012 08:30 PM
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Ehhh

Woman riding door made me kind of horny.

Am i a bad person?
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09/24/2012 08:44 PM
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That door will never get jammmed after all the lubricant poured on it.
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Strange, but I found this to be really erotic. bananasex
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"Something else to think about is this: The majority of souls in Hell are sperm souls. There are more sperm than adult people in Hell. If the average ejaculation is 500 million sperm, and a sinning hellbound man on averages 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime, that is a total lifetime sperm count of 2.5 Trillion Sperm Souls sent to Hell. Per adult male human."
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Never. Go. Full. Retard.
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LOL...love that movie
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Tell me her name was Doris!

No matter if it is.. it is certainly her secret office name.
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09/27/2012 01:10 PM
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Maybe this guy can help her out...

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09/27/2012 01:28 PM

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That door will never get jammmed after all the lubricant poured on it.
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Strange, but I found this to be really erotic. bananasex
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Yes, but was it good for the door too ??

roflroflrofl
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09/27/2012 05:02 PM
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LOL good find! They would be the perfect couple
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rofl
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09/27/2012 05:25 PM
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I've heard of using cucumbers and other similar shaped objects but a door knob is a new one to me...
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I don't think you can sexually assault a door. Don't know what it's called, but it's not assault.
 Quoting: Sigge 21322430


sexually a door?
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LOL banana2
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That's it, I'm dressing up as a door for halloween...
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10/24/2012 11:43 AM
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That was pretty hot.
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She raped the door. LOL
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10/24/2012 11:53 AM
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how she going to explain them splinters?
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Yeah those must have hurt!
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she needs some balm applied to them, stat!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


you put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on!
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She seemed a bit un-hinged to me...
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how she going to explain them splinters?
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Yeah those must have hurt!
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she needs some balm applied to them, stat!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


She was just installing a letter box...
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