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Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012

 
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All of you 7 (!) predictions have failed so far.

Thread: List of false prophets and failed predictions.

I am tired to add more and more of you utter BS to the list. Get a life!
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Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
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Had you said that Hagel and Valugua were your Uncle and Aunt I might believe this to be true.
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norespect
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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But seriously...don't you ever get tired of being wrong???
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Online extraterrestrial contacts...

lolatu
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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How can we look forward to the helping aliens if were all gonna die from the havoc you said was coming!?
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jay
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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The Humaniod speaks the truth...I am Hagel.
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OMG Guys!!! I have BREAKING NEWS!!!! gasp

I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua, and they both told me, that between October 11-October 13 2012, the positive ETs' 1 mile-long spacecraft, will appear in the skies above major cities, including capital cities all over the world, starting from October 11-13 2012. Smaller craft numbering by the hundreds would also make an appearance. They said, that this will happen first in order to show to the population of Earth that they exist and are here to help us in our Ascension process. This is also a preliminary "introductory greeting" to the people of Earth, before Open Contact, including announcements and landings from them, happen no later than October 28 2012.

Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact. Last year, Carl Johan Calleman used that date for 2011, and that date was actually tied in to Disclosure and First Contact, but he got that date 1 year early. Hagel says they will offer temporary relocations and accommodations for people most affected by devastating Earth Changes, that will intensify to serious levels after September 22 2012, and escalate and worsen to catastrophic levels after October 19-22 2012. Hagel says there will be a lull in Earth Changes after Earth completes the first phase of its transformation process by November 22 2012, but will resume full scale when the Galactic Superwave engulfs Earth on December 21-22 2012. After that date, there will be a 140 degree physical Pole Shift of the Earth, including to Hagel and Valugua, and there will be widespread Crustal Displacement, with some landmasses sinking beneath the ocean, and some lands rising from below the ocean, which includes Atlantis and Lemuria.

So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies in October 2012. It's gonna get fun!! Our Galactic Friends have come! abductpopcorn
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Okay. So how long have you been in contact with these two? I'm just curious. How did they begin to make contact? Have you seen them in person?
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I haven't seen them in person, but I started receiving e-mail messages from them in early August 2012, and they both claim to be "ETs". One of them, Valugua, is from the Tau Ceti star system.
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Natural selection clearly isn't doing its job correctly...
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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1) I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua.

2) Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact.

3) So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Responding to 1)

Post the email address. We want to talk to Bagel and Vulva ourselves.

Responding to 2)

I will bet you 100 Dollars that NO CONTACT will happen on that date.

Responding to 3)

If that would happen, most of the idiots on this planet would start shooting and not asking questions. Especially here in the South USA. Hunters would have alien heads mounted in their dens like all the deer and other critters they have.

This is total fantasy. But keep up the good work! I got a kick out of this thread.

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The Humaniod speaks the truth...I am Hagel.
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Oh...thank God. Glad we got THAT all cleared up.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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1) I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua.

2) Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact.

3) So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Responding to 1)

Post the email address. We want to talk to Bagel and Vulva ourselves.

Responding to 2)

I will bet you 100 Dollars that NO CONTACT will happen on that date.

Responding to 3)

If that would happen, most of the idiots on this planet would start shooting and not asking questions. Especially here in the South USA. Hunters would have alien heads mounted in their dens like all the deer and other critters they have.

This is total fantasy. But keep up the good work! I got a kick out of this thread.

homeplanetkat
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It IS total fantasy...just like the idea that hunters would somehow have alien heads mounted in their dens.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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I have just received confirmation from numerous online sources that the "October Event" is real and that is what the TPTB had feared for many years. That event will be the biggest event in history, as our positive ET brothers return right before the US elections.
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The Humaniod speaks the truth...I am Hagel.
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Oh...thank God. Glad we got THAT all cleared up.
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No, thank Hagel. You humans will be saved from the coming earth changes. We will let you aboard our star ships (subject to a mandatory anal probe of coarse) then we shall return you all to the surface once the cataclysm has passed, with a complementary Maca's meal for two.
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The Humaniod speaks the truth...I am Hagel.
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Oh...thank God. Glad we got THAT all cleared up.
 Quoting: Serenity777


No, thank Hagel. You humans will be saved from the coming earth changes. We will let you aboard our star ships (subject to a mandatory anal probe of coarse) then we shall return you all to the surface once the cataclysm has passed, with a complementary Maca's meal for two.
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Yup. Their big ships have extremely high-class accommodation standards that will make any 5-star hotel on Earth seem like a dilapidated hut in comparison.
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The Humaniod speaks the truth...I am Hagel.
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Oh...thank God. Glad we got THAT all cleared up.
 Quoting: Serenity777


No, thank Hagel. You humans will be saved from the coming earth changes. We will let you aboard our star ships (subject to a mandatory anal probe of coarse) then we shall return you all to the surface once the cataclysm has passed, with a complementary Maca's meal for two.
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Yup. Their big ships have extremely high-class accommodation standards that will make any 5-star hotel on Earth seem like a dilapidated hut in comparison.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Silence Earthling, do not speak for Hagel. Yes our Star ships are big...I am Hagel.
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OP got his dick stuck in a bagel
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My Vulva in a Bagel will mysteriously appear on your doorstep on the 12th of Never
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lmao
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OP got his dick stuck in a bagel
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Do not mock the brother of Hagel...I am Hagel.
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king of fail
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Wow! Your alien ass-buddies sure got this one right! Lol.

Thread: Prediction: Euro to collapse by September 11 2012
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Solar Guardian,

You do nOT have a good track record.

Please explain to us why we must continue to believe you ?
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1) I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua.

2) Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact.

3) So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Responding to 1)

Post the email address. We want to talk to Bagel and Vulva ourselves.

Responding to 2)

I will bet you 100 Dollars that NO CONTACT will happen on that date.

Responding to 3)

If that would happen, most of the idiots on this planet would start shooting and not asking questions. Especially here in the South USA. Hunters would have alien heads mounted in their dens like all the deer and other critters they have.

This is total fantasy. But keep up the good work! I got a kick out of this thread.

homeplanetkat
 Quoting: BillTheKat


It IS total fantasy...just like the idea that hunters would somehow have alien heads mounted in their dens.
 Quoting: Serenity777



You've never been to the Southern US, have you?

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OP wants to get a linda moulton howe interview ad become a guest on coast to coast
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thanks for the heads up Nostra-dumbass!
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is that like the stupid mass landings in during the olympics which didnt take place?

GFL are gays
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is that like the stupid mass landings in during the olympics which didnt take place?

GFL are gays
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Very informative, do much research on that..lol..:)

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