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Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012

 
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I got a email too but it said i inherited 10 million dollars and to use it to save the planet i had to wire 500 to Nigeria because my dead alien uncle whom was also head of national banking on planet Melmac........
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Why not make it on Oct 14th? yeahsure
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How can we look forward to the helping aliens if were all gonna die from the havoc you said was coming!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12673272


LOL do you really think many people are gonna die? Only a few. There are 7 billion people now. Only a few millions will "depart to the Farplane", by end of October 2012 as what my contacts jokingly said, borrowing a phrase from Final Fantasy X.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


So these ETs played Final Fantasy X... Give me a fucking break.
Winner takes my car, clean and clear... but if I lose, I take the cash AND I take the respect!
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:144:
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Hagel and Valugua.....


,.....oh brother!bsflag
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Show pics of your Hagel and Valuaga in bikini first , otherwise STFU !
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11-13-2012 reading 13 november 2012?
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11-13-2012 reading 13 november 2012?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24193924

is there a thirteenth month?

I haven't seen them in person, but I started receiving e-mail messages from them in early August 2012, and they both claim to be "ETs". One of them, Valugua, is from the Tau Ceti star system.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian

so, you're not channelling them and they didn't abduct you. but you spontaneously got emails from two beings claiming to be extraterrestrial.

what proof did they give you? why would they need to claim themselves as extraterrestrials, if their message spoke for itself? why would you continue to believe them, if all their predictions failed?
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OMG Guys!!! I have BREAKING NEWS!!!! gasp

I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua, and they both told me, that between October 11-October 13 2012, the positive ETs' 1 mile-long spacecraft, will appear in the skies above major cities, including capital cities all over the world, starting from October 11-13 2012. Smaller craft numbering by the hundreds would also make an appearance. They said, that this will happen first in order to show to the population of Earth that they exist and are here to help us in our Ascension process. This is also a preliminary "introductory greeting" to the people of Earth, before Open Contact, including announcements and landings from them, happen no later than October 28 2012.

Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact. Last year, Carl Johan Calleman used that date for 2011, and that date was actually tied in to Disclosure and First Contact, but he got that date 1 year early. Hagel says they will offer temporary relocations and accommodations for people most affected by devastating Earth Changes, that will intensify to serious levels after September 22 2012, and escalate and worsen to catastrophic levels after October 19-22 2012. Hagel says there will be a lull in Earth Changes after Earth completes the first phase of its transformation process by November 22 2012, but will resume full scale when the Galactic Superwave engulfs Earth on December 21-22 2012. After that date, there will be a 140 degree physical Pole Shift of the Earth, including to Hagel and Valugua, and there will be widespread Crustal Displacement, with some landmasses sinking beneath the ocean, and some lands rising from below the ocean, which includes Atlantis and Lemuria.

So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies in October 2012. It's gonna get fun!! Our Galactic Friends have come! abductpopcorn
 Quoting: Solar Guardian

Gee my star friends just leave me a note in my underwear drawer!
They said your full of it.

They gave up on this planet some 2,000 years ago. They are just waiting till we kill each other off, then they will start again.

No Peace
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No such thing as et's visiting earth. Never has been, never will be.
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No such thing as et's visiting earth. Never has been, never will be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18018740

why not? plenty of archeological evidence, mythology, religions and arcane texts point it out.
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OMG Guys!!! I have BREAKING NEWS!!!! gasp

I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua, and they both told me, that between October 11-October 13 2012, the positive ETs' 1 mile-long spacecraft, will appear in the skies above major cities, including capital cities all over the world, starting from October 11-13 2012. Smaller craft numbering by the hundreds would also make an appearance. They said, that this will happen first in order to show to the population of Earth that they exist and are here to help us in our Ascension process. This is also a preliminary "introductory greeting" to the people of Earth, before Open Contact, including announcements and landings from them, happen no later than October 28 2012.

Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact. Last year, Carl Johan Calleman used that date for 2011, and that date was actually tied in to Disclosure and First Contact, but he got that date 1 year early. Hagel says they will offer temporary relocations and accommodations for people most affected by devastating Earth Changes, that will intensify to serious levels after September 22 2012, and escalate and worsen to catastrophic levels after October 19-22 2012. Hagel says there will be a lull in Earth Changes after Earth completes the first phase of its transformation process by November 22 2012, but will resume full scale when the Galactic Superwave engulfs Earth on December 21-22 2012. After that date, there will be a 140 degree physical Pole Shift of the Earth, including to Hagel and Valugua, and there will be widespread Crustal Displacement, with some landmasses sinking beneath the ocean, and some lands rising from below the ocean, which includes Atlantis and Lemuria.

So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies in October 2012. It's gonna get fun!! Our Galactic Friends have come! abductpopcorn
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Okay. So how long have you been in contact with these two? I'm just curious. How did they begin to make contact? Have you seen them in person?
 Quoting: Nostalgic Rain


I haven't seen them in person, but I started receiving e-mail messages from them in early August 2012, and they both claim to be "ETs". One of them, Valugua, is from the Tau Ceti star system.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


OP have you had head trauma recently or were you born gullible??
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Airbus has built the mega A380 whale jet.

Don't you think that's already big enough?

Wait til one of these mega-jets crashes... rather later than sooner... It will be a mega-disaster.

:-(

I've been on the look-up for UFOs for most of my life - about every night. I am yet to see one.
 Quoting: LadyTea


Those jets will be scrap metal soon. Why? We will be riding Anti-Gravity craft soon, and throw all those inferior gas-guzzling junk to the metal junkyard.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Will you as Hagel and Valugua if I can have or borrow a jetpack?

I've waited long enough for anyone on Earth to make one that is safe and affordable.iwish
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Those jets will be scrap metal soon. Why? We will be riding Anti-Gravity craft soon, and throw all those inferior gas-guzzling junk to the metal junkyard.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


nah...


I will not see your "anti-gravity" crafts in my life time.

Give me back Concorde... It's plenty good enough for me... and they are so beautiful.

I LOVE CONCORDE!!!!

:-)
 Quoting: LadyTea


too bad it catches fire
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012
As soon as I read the part "to help us in our Ascension process", it immediately reminded me of religion, and well, we all know how popular religion is around here these days...

Now if you had said that Kegel and Vulva will be here "to assist in our ingestion process", then I would be more inclined to pay heed. cool2

Last Edited by SuntoryTime on 09/23/2012 06:10 PM
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bsmeter2 4 YEARS EUROPE BECOMES ICE.
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cruiseshocked

This is an original thread, but very funny!!
Yeshua/Christ Jesus/Esu Sananda/Christ Michael Aton/CM/ATON was Jesus Christ oversoul as he walked the earth,set up the Kingdom of Heaven within. To get to Father/Mother God is through your own Heart Portal, we have been gifted the HOly Spirit/HigherSelf as our guide.

[link to www.machiventamelchizedek.org]



Thread: Starships above my home

Love yourself, and your world will heal around you like the waves in the ocean. When One unites with the Holy Spirit/Higher Self, it becomes your mate, you are in love with the Divine within, then comes the relationship for he is the direct line to Father Source so you experience that connection, so then it becomes your rule of measure as to who knows the Father, The kingdom is within...
The Path to the New World is guilt, shame, and regret free.

Dear Father Mother God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change what I can (Me) and the wisdom to know the difference. I AM getting better everyday. Truly.......


God's dream is our Destiny...Light and Life. We can do it.
Spirituality + Technology= Balance into Light and Life.

A personal decree " That I will be harmless to myself and others"

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1rof1 @ Hagel and Valugua!
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1rof1 @ Hagel and Valugua!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24298379

Why are you so intolerant? If it is not your truth you can say, "I do not believe it." Judge on the 14th. Then you will know who was right.
Me personally, do not believe it. It is not my truth. However, I do not mock. Nobody has the right to judge.

“Every person acts on what he feels as right. Even if the actions of somebody contradict the divine laws, this person acts, nevertheless, according to the state of his development. Hence, one should condemn nobody.”
(Jesus Christ; 05 08 17)

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09/23/2012 07:53 PM

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Ok, so the criteria for you counting some1 as an "ET contact" is that they just have to send you an e-mail, saying 'hey, I'm an alien, here's what's going on...'

Well guess what homie, I'm an alien, and I need you to carry out a very, very important earth mission for me. You see, I'd do it myself, but due to the chaos occurring in your world fomented by the 'dark cabal' it is up to you my dear friend.

Your hand and your hand alone can put a stop to this madness solar guardian. Us Et's need you, I hate to say it, but all of humanity needs you - to - stop posting these stupid fucking threads on GLP, you have posted an endless list of fails and bullshit, and it's an absolute wonder that you feel the need to persist, or expect anyone on here to honor your credibility, as you have absolutely none.

- FuzzleFace of Asstard command, out.
This is all a joke!!
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11 october and nothing in the skies.... lulz
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012
Airbus has built the mega A380 whale jet.

Don't you think that's already big enough?

Wait til one of these mega-jets crashes... rather later than sooner... It will be a mega-disaster.

:-(

I've been on the look-up for UFOs for most of my life - about every night. I am yet to see one.
 Quoting: LadyTea


IF I was an ET, I would definitely visit France. French women are Hot.
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And the FAIL begins!

cruise

give Hagel a bagel and tell him to STFU flip
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good,once these people are proven wrong we can put them on the list of liers
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tick...tock....tick....tock...
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Tell Heigel & Vulva to fuck off! they ain't coming anywhere near here; they know the beatdown they'd get!
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sounds like blossem goodchild to meantibs
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No such thing as et's visiting earth. Never has been, never will be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18018740

Has been, is and will be.

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