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Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012

 
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All of you 7 (!) predictions have failed so far.

Thread: List of false prophets and failed predictions.

I am tired to add more and more of you utter BS to the list. Get a life!
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OMG Guys!!! I have BREAKING NEWS!!!! gasp

I just received e-mail messages from my online Extraterrestrial contacts, Hagel and Valugua, and they both told me, that between October 11-October 13 2012, the positive ETs' 1 mile-long spacecraft, will appear in the skies above major cities, including capital cities all over the world, starting from October 11-13 2012. Smaller craft numbering by the hundreds would also make an appearance. They said, that this will happen first in order to show to the population of Earth that they exist and are here to help us in our Ascension process. This is also a preliminary "introductory greeting" to the people of Earth, before Open Contact, including announcements and landings from them, happen no later than October 28 2012.

Yup, October 28 2012, will be the date for ET First Contact. Last year, Carl Johan Calleman used that date for 2011, and that date was actually tied in to Disclosure and First Contact, but he got that date 1 year early. Hagel says they will offer temporary relocations and accommodations for people most affected by devastating Earth Changes, that will intensify to serious levels after September 22 2012, and escalate and worsen to catastrophic levels after October 19-22 2012. Hagel says there will be a lull in Earth Changes after Earth completes the first phase of its transformation process by November 22 2012, but will resume full scale when the Galactic Superwave engulfs Earth on December 21-22 2012. After that date, there will be a 140 degree physical Pole Shift of the Earth, including to Hagel and Valugua, and there will be widespread Crustal Displacement, with some landmasses sinking beneath the ocean, and some lands rising from below the ocean, which includes Atlantis and Lemuria.

So, prepare to see 1 mile-long ET ships in the skies in October 2012. It's gonna get fun!! Our Galactic Friends have come! abductpopcorn
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Okay. So how long have you been in contact with these two? I'm just curious. How did they begin to make contact? Have you seen them in person?
 Quoting: Nostalgic Rain


I haven't seen them in person, but I started receiving e-mail messages from them in early August 2012, and they both claim to be "ETs". One of them, Valugua, is from the Tau Ceti star system.
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OP have you had head trauma recently or were you born gullible??
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A very worthy question...
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:russell8:
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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1rof1 @ Hagel and Valugua!
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Why are you so intolerant? If it is not your truth you can say, "I do not believe it." Judge on the 14th. Then you will know who was right.
Me personally, do not believe it. It is not my truth. However, I do not mock. Nobody has the right to judge.

“Every person acts on what he feels as right. Even if the actions of somebody contradict the divine laws, this person acts, nevertheless, according to the state of his development. Hence, one should condemn nobody.”
(Jesus Christ; 05 08 17)

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I guess the reason why they laugh is this...

How can you be wrong so many times and still believe that you're being fed truth?

And when you STILL BELIEVE after fail after fail, it shows that there is something fundamentally wrong with the way that you think in terms to how it relates in the 3 dimensions that you're currently in. wink

I am happy that you do not scoff at others...and I am additionally happy that you seem like a good hearted person...but, its about time to take the blinders off.
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Ok a person my be delusional but it is THEIR delusion. Whatever floats your boat, after all the stuff is harmless.
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to the person who green pinned this

you need to be hung by your toe nails and let us all whip baloney at you
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I did not pin this fail. Who pinned this??? wtfwtf They should be pinnin' this instead! Thread: My Last Prediction Thread on GLP for 2012: ET First Contact By or before December 19 2012
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I did not pin this fail. Who pinned this??? wtfwtf They should be pinnin' this instead! Thread: My Last Prediction Thread on GLP for 2012: ET First Contact By or before December 19 2012
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queen1
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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cruise
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I did not pin this fail. Who pinned this??? wtfwtf They should be pinnin' this instead! Thread: My Last Prediction Thread on GLP for 2012: ET First Contact By or before December 19 2012
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queen1
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


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Your the Troll Tard

Bagel & Vagina are a Fraud and you are a Fraud

Why don't you Join Russ in Niagra Falls and help him build his temple of loonbags??

Maybe the two of you can summon Bagel & Vagina to help?

Quacks

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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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still waiting for that old, rusty ships of yours

you promised us

you promised us
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still waiting for that old, rusty ships of yours

you promised us

you promised us
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That has been postponed to December 19 2012.
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still waiting for that old, rusty ships of yours

you promised us

you promised us
 Quoting: JustAnotherVisitor


That has been postponed to December 19 2012.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


hugo1

Bullshit
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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OP, when you keep posting every week a new thread, "ET landing in 2 weeks", one day you will be the greatest seer in the world. tounge

Better you take daily your pills as the doctor told you. You see what happens when you forget.
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still waiting for that old, rusty ships of yours

you promised us

you promised us
 Quoting: JustAnotherVisitor


That has been postponed to December 19 2012.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


You really suck, you know that? I mean, 50 failed predictions and you have the audacity to make another one claiming it's actually backed up with "sources". Give me a break. And if you honestly think anyone buys your BS, think again. People in Malaysia might be completely retarded and gullible but not everywhere. Just admit one of two things, you're a troll and you get a kick out of fooling people, or you are so completely and utterly retarded that you actually believe what you're saying and expect others to do the same.
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Do they send TnA shots via email too or just boring new age cult mystical doomer drivel?
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Our 1 Mile Long Ships will appear in your skies above major cities by October 11-13 2012
I've never seen a Hag's Old Vulva a mile long. Neither has my uncle.

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How is this any different to the nibiru hype and christian rapture bullshit?
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It's not a him it's a her.

Loose sme wight OP and send your aliens a TnA shot in reply. They will be thrilled (if they are into fat, middle aged loon women).
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At least OP is brave enough to still come back to this thread ...
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still waiting for that old, rusty ships of yours

you promised us

you promised us
 Quoting: JustAnotherVisitor


That has been postponed to December 19 2012.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


:hugo1:

Bullshit
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Jajaja ja. Viva Hugo Chávez
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Bagel and Vulva
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Some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to put other individuals down due to beliefs that do not coincide with their own -a shame really . Thanks for your efforts OP.bumppeace
Stickyfoot,i think i stepped in something
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Some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to put other individuals down due to beliefs that do not coincide with their own -a shame really . Thanks for your efforts OP.bumppeace
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Dude, do you REALLY think that aliens are sending him emails?
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Some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to put other individuals down due to beliefs that do not coincide with their own -a shame really . Thanks for your efforts OP.bumppeace
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And by writing this you are enabling her Mental Illness.

Get a grip, dude. A delusion is not a belief.
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