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BREAKING: Want to give you a heads up about Zombie Apocalypse training for the military

 
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09/20/2012 10:58 AM
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most americans don't understand that when the economic crash comes they will be hit the hardest. Americans are the most pampered people the earth has ever had walk on it. So when you lose your gas for your car, your heat for your house and your electricity for your fridge you need to adapt the most.

but wait, it gets worse. When you have no food to eat and they post military at grocery stores to avoid people from hoarding what are you going to do? When you lose your job, and your insurance, and you can't pay your bills what are you gonna do? The banks will be coming for your house, the repo man for your car, and the bill collectors for your credit card. Eventually the sheriff will be coming for you.

but it gets even worse. A huge percentage of americans are on psychopathic drugs! And you can't just go cold turkey from these. What will the bi-polar delusional do when the voices come back and they swear they're real. What about the manic who lost access to his downers? Add in hunger and hopelessness and guess what you have? A mindless, starving, ranting, possibly armed maniac.. A zombie!
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Some of what you say is true. I disagree with the pampered part...people work 80 hour weeks to do two people's jobs after their company gets downsized. Overworked, not pampered.

What we have is a nation of neighborhoods. No water wells. No grocery stores-- or any stores within walking distance. No gardens. You are correct that the store shelves will be stripped bare in a day or two.

But don't blame the car culture on those of us who hate it. It's been set up this way. See?
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09/20/2012 11:06 AM

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Great, I'll be sitting in a lawn chair on my roof.
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09/20/2012 10:29 PM

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How do you get our own troops to fire on it's citizens ?

Tell them they are infected with a rage causing virus. Could even use zombie as a code name. Doesn't really matter. They are told the whole city is infected. It must be quarantined at all costs. When you go running at the fences to get out, you will be acting just like the infected types they were warned about. They will shoot you to keep from being infected.

Quarantine - Containment - Decontamination
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